WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY

Monday, March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am by

Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling of the best cover art of 1988, and his general campaign to embarrass himself in public, I’d pretty much assumed that Slash’s new, self-titled solo album was going to be about as enjoyable as life as one of Axl Rose’s shirts. But on Friday Slash released not one, but two songs – one the first single for said solo album, the other a benefit track for Haiti – both of which, to my complete and total amazement, are really quite good.

We’ve actually heard a kinda lackluster live version of the album single, “By the Sword,” which features vocals by Wolfmother’s Andrew Stockdale. I tend to come from the Mike Patton school of thinking with regards to Wolfmother, but for whatever reason, Stockdale’s Robert Plant impersonation doesn’t bother me one bit here – in fact, I really like his performance, even if the lyrics are pretty dumb (Sample: “With the horses that you ride/And the feelings left inside/Comes a time you need leave all that behind.” Leave what behind? The horses? The feelings? The horses and the feelings? ‘Cause I think a man could reasonably part with one or the other, but BOTH? P’shaw!). But the riff is so catchy that it’s been stuck in my head for most of the weekend, and the guitar solo is epic, bluesy, classic Slash, the kind of thing that reminds me why I had this dude’s poster on my wall when I was an adolescent:

Then there’s this “Mother Maria” song, which is part of the Download to Donate for Haiti compilation. The vocals are by Beth Hart, with whom I’m not really familiar, but she sounds pretty good to me. It’s pretty much a coffee-shop song, but it’s a really good coffee-shop song:

These two tracks show Slash aging gracefully, and prove that when he just chills and sets out to make something for the classic rock set – e.g., not an attempt to appear hip by following decade-old trends, or a too self-conscious stab at recreating his heyday – he is capable of making good music in the 21st century. Saul Hudson was a child of the 70s anyway – might as well accept it.

In fact, I like these songs so much that, moving forward, I’m going to try this thing called “optimism” when considering his solo album. I’m not sure if it’s really for me, but all the kids say it’s just tops!

Slash’s Slash comes out in April on EMI. Download to Donate for Haiti is out now.

-AR

  • Fufkin

    Well here’s a strange idea, maybe you should wait to hear the solo album first before committing to praise or damnation?

    • Honeynutzz

      Then what would we read?

      • max

        pretty much. the point of this site is to trash anything and everything (except Devin Townsend) regardless of if it is based on anything.

    • Mark

      Well he’s really only praising some of what he’s heard so far, and saying that he’s not optimistic about the forthcoming album. Neither praises nor damns the album.

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    That wasn’t awful, but I can’t believe it’s the first single. It sounds like an “album track” if I’ve ever heard one. Also, Robert Plant was never that annoying. Or maybe he’s just too loud in the mix.

  • rancidcorpse

    shit sucks

  • max

    this may as well be a Wolfmother song (except for the solo i guess).

    i don’t see how you can dislike Wolfmother and like this track.

  • Mike

    The Haiti song sucks balls but the new solo album song sounds pretty cool

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    That second song for some reason reminded me of this:

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/characters/166/

    Anyone else? :)

  • Baldish

    meh, slash is way over rated, sure he was a good guitarist but not great, or godly at it. and these new songs arent much better than his shit version of paradise city.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Jugglemonkey Jugglemonkey

    I’m a LOT more opitimistic about this now, although in all fairness that wasn’t hard. It’s good to hear him just make music rather than grab at trends, as you said. The bluesy feel suits him, I think.

  • Tim

    just read your article. You sound like a really annoying person.