ICE, ICE, BOO-BY

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010 at 2:00pm by

No, this isn’t an article about boobies. Sorry.

Sergeant D. recently conducted an interview with Born of Osiris for Substream, and, as is often the case, there was a chunk of the interview that the magazine didn’t run. The Sarge has now posted that chunk at Stuff You Will Hate, and while some of it is over my head (Did you know that Johnny Plague apparently wears a lot of puffy vests? Yeah, me neither.), I did appreciate the revelation that BOO drummer/primary songwriter Cameron Losch has dabbled in rap music:

Sergeant D. compares him to Andy Samberg’s “Blizzard Man” character from Saturday Night Live, which I think is going too far. Blizzard Man’s lyrics are more authentic. “How’d I get so good at killing bitches/Well, nobody knows?” Seriously? There a lotta gangstas on the rough streets of Palatine, Illinois, aren’t there?

Read more at SYWH.

-AR

  • soy el niño más bonito

    dude’s terrible

  • metalsuckssucks

    ?? you heard 2 lines how can you say hes terrible.

    • SourDeez

      26 seconds is more than enough.

  • niggaWithMOles

    you dont have to be from the ‘hood’ to be a sick rapper. hes talking about roofieing up bitches and killing them and giving them a fat dick.thats whats up. Axl Rosenberg is a retard.

  • Douchebag

    I didn’t know Axl Rose is in Born of Gaysiris. And he’s rapping too? Well, I never!

  • Natalie

    AHAHA BLIZZARD MAN. So funny.

  • TVPenis

    Merrill Howard Kalin was from Palatine, Illinois too! I wonder if everyone from there is similarly retarded.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I was just in Palatine earlier today but didn’t have my eyes open for gangstas, so I can neither confirm nor deny their presence. I do have a grandma with a machine shop there though.

    I’m amazed I read past the first line of this article.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grobi-Wunder/100000020701902 Grobi Wunder

    You didn’t know about J. Plague’s puffy vests? Where have you been the last 2 years?
    http://www.themetalinquisition.com/2009/07/winds-of-plague-aint-got-shit-on-our.html