FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF OBSCURA’S RETRIBUTION REISSUE!

The winners of last week’s funny photo caption contest each have a set of hardcore seven-inches on their way in the mail: one each from Gluttons and Seraphim. I sincerely hope you all actually have turntables. The winning entries:

• Wayn: “Jack Black is back in School Of Rock 2: Short Bus.”
• Tortiss: “Guys…this is not what I meant by “double-bass”….”
• Stiggs: “Probably the worst cover of Spinal Tap’s “Big Bottoms” ever.”
• permafrost: “…At Guitar Center, our staff of experienced salespeople are always ready to serve you!”
• mallows: “You’ve heard of Trad Metal? Well get ready for ‘Tard Metal – coming to a dyslexia centre near you.”

This week two lucky winners will receive a copy of Retribution, Obscura’s recently reissued first album (which is streaming in full at www.obscuraretribution.info). Each winner will also receive a download card for Obscura’s face-melting latest release Cosmogenesis. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by loving MS fan Chris H.] and make sure you comment with a real email address instead of Facebook Connect (or include your email address in your comment).