A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED

Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 2:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

What the hell, dude? First Marduk front dude Mortuus hit a kid who jumped on stage to try and hug him, then The Black Dahlia Murder’s Trevor Strnad followed suit; now some guy jumped on stage during a recent Kittie performance and tried to kiss front lady Morgan Lander… and she cracks him in the balls! So for once, a fan got a beat down and he actually deserved it.

Only problem is, it’s not a fan this time – it’s Tyler Whore, bassist for Sucked by a Sucking Suck. He’s apparently friends with the band. Guess Lander didn’t recognize him? Either that, or it was, uh, a Freudian slip, I guess.

Here’s video of the incident, courtest Hardtime.ca:

Thanks to the always-helpful Saul Hudson for the tip…

-AR

27 COMMENTS on “A FAN I THINK WE CAN ALL ACTUALLY AGREE DESERVED TO BE PUNCHED”

  • West Virginia says:

    ha

    hey look, you just been kicked in the nuts!

  • Genial Gentile says:

    Let’s not sensationalize any more than necessary here. Mortuus didn’t hit anyone,he DID bust a sweet judo hip-throw on some poser who should have known better than to jump on stage. Not a big deal. Oh yeah, Kittie is f-ing terrible.

  • Honeynutzz says:

    Trevor from TBDM hit the kid cause he grabbed his nipples.

  • groverXIII says:

    Wait… did her vocals continue even when she wasn’t singing?

  • Cryzthormagnusian says:

    Anyone who jumps on stage and trys to get in anyway physical with someone without obvious invitation deserves to get punched/kicked/judo flipped. Same with fans running on a field of play, you don’t know what thier intention is and there is no reason to let them have a chance at doing harm if they intend it.

  • Deth says:

    At least he wasn’t playing Uno.

  • NoNameNoSlogan says:

    lame….you can’t even see if she actually kicked him. This isn’t worth the time it took the video to load

  • Face says:

    They could fit this into an episode of “Ow! My Balls!”

  • TurdFerguson says:

    I’d hit it.

  • Matt Dasher says:

    This is nothing. Anal Cunt used to go into the audience and punch people

  • Grymmbear says:

    For once, Kittie did something that I approve of!

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt says:

    Dude, I keep wishing Kittie would drop a sweet Death/Thrash album on all of us and just pleasantly surprise us all.

    ……In the end they just pretend its still 1999 and folks like Nu-,Metal.

    Kittie deserves a collective kick in the nuts.

    • Mike says:

      Disagree: I think they have been suprisingly adaptive, even if not very skilled, the whole metalcore evolution, as evidenced in part by the music that can be heard in this video. This stuff sounds nothing like the shit they were doing a decade ago.

      • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt says:

        Are you fucking serious? Going from Nu-Metal to Metalcore is like going full retard….

        And you NEVER go full retard.

        • Rik Powell says:

          “……In the end they just pretend its still 1999 and folks like Nu-,Metal.”

          But none of their albums since then have been nu metal…

          “Are you fucking serious? Going from Nu-Metal to Metalcore is like going full retard….”

          And they’re not metalcore either!

          • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt says:

            Well No-shit Dumbass you know how to paraphrase, good for you. I was countering what Mike said above me. Stop trying to troll and pay fucking attention. Folks We have an open Mouth Breather.

            Lets see according to you its not Nu Metal (which still gets my vote)

            Its not Metalcore…
            Its not Hardcore, Thrash, Death, Deathcore, Grind, Melodic, Power, Operatic, Symphonic, Black, Industrial, crab or any other style worth mentioning

            Sooooo what the fuck is it?

            Heres a guess!?…It Aint fuckin good.

        • Nick Haley says:

          “Are you fucking serious? Going from Nu-Metal to Metalcore is like going full retard….

          And you NEVER go full retard.”

          best comment ever

  • kmfcm says:

    people still wanna do that????

    call me crazy, but I thought kids would’ve stopped hitting on them when Fallon and Talena left.

  • You Don't Know Me says:

    Morgan used to be hot. Now she just looks like a lesbian.

  • SourDeez says:

    My friend, my friend…guess what? You’ve been kicked in the nuts.

  • Metal Fuckin' Dave says:

    I hate to admit how awesome this band was this past weekend. I went to the show planning to heckle them for a song or two after God Forbid and….then they blew God Forbid off the stage. I’m in fucking shock…my world has been turned upside down. Its like seeing the fat girl you made fun of in high school 10 years later and she’s a supermodel.

    • Danny says:

      Kittie is a band that’s not amazing on CD half the time but live they can blow most bands away. I’ve seen them like 6 times they kick ass.

  • Just Pllain Me says:

    I agree with dave, I caught their show because I went to see Soil and they kicked all form of ass. Tara Mcleod plas the F*ck out of her guitar.

  • Tenisha Henson says:

    He could of had herpes ewwww. I would of kicked him in the balls too…

  • James Bett says:

    Hey ever since dimebag was killed we learned how quickly something like this can spiral outta control. They were all in the right to do what needed to be done.

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