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BUT WHERE WILL MARIA BRINK BE WITHOUT HER BLUE DRESS?!?!

 Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 10:30am by

I’ve spoken at length in the past about In This Moment vocalist Maria Brink and her precious blue dress, going so far as to once hypothesize that her closet must look like Homer’s on The Simpsons – just dozens of copies of the same exact outfit. But I guess I was wrong! She’s now auctioning that very dress on eBay, where the garb is described as “This is the one of a kind dress she wore in the Forever video, 2008 Ozzfest and other events.” One of a kind? Really? So she wore that for basically every performance and promotional event up until she finally got a new, pink dress in August of 2009? Man, that thing must smell.

ANYWAY, as of this writing the dress is going for $500. It comes mounted in a black frame, although I’m sure that won’t stop some creepy dude from using it as a masturbatory tool.

And while we’re on the topic: bravo to Brink for taking the leap and parting with her most precious and recognizable of assets. Well, almost.

You can bid here, if you really have nothing better to do with your money.

-AR

[via Blabs]

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  • black_polaris237

    If someone honestly pays 500 bux for a dress than that is just sad. Its a fucking dress In this Moment blows to just sayin

  • Sven

    “You can bid here, if you really have nothing better to do with your money.”

    Like burning it, or throwing it in a lake

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

    Maybe she could consider, I don’t know, dressing like a goddamn adult instead of a six-year-old.

    • Douchebag

      That dress is so isn’t “in this moment”. Geddit?

      • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII
  • Fufkin

    No thanks, I’m saving my money for Varg’s spiky baseball bat and matching gauntlets.

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

      Already grabbed it., now im searching for Gaahls Rubber fist dildo.

  • SP420

    This bitch is so hot…but this band sucks so hard…

  • Douchebag

    She’s not hot, band sucks, dress is horrible. Man, for 500$ you can buy lots of music that isn’t In This Moment, and make a dress out of that.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    If I buy the dress and take a picture in it, can I qualify for the Show Us Your Metalsucks contest?

    • Kuranes

      Only if you stick an Uno card between your boobs.

      • \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Deal

  • Esteban

    i’d be willing to pitch in a $1 for that dress if she had nothing else to wear.

  • Harold

    Wouldn’t her panties sell more?

  • Pahkmycah

    Fuck this band.

  • Tonberry

    She looks like a metal Joan Rivers.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Ladies and Gentlemen…

    Faith + 1

    This band is only famour for two reasons, and what’s the deal with her nose?

  • nick

    Take out the rest of the music and these vocal tracks could just as easily be on any modern country station.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    In This Moment would rule if they were a J-rock band who were famous for playing the theme song to an anime about the forbidden love between a magical, ambiguously gendered alien mechanimal and a tiny-skirted schoolgirl.

  • dot

    without any previous exposure to their music, i watched this last night when i was high because i wanted to see how maria brink’s boobs look. don’t like them, but they’re ok if you’re 13-16 or something. they’re like the linkin park/evanescence for the kids today.

  • Ana

    My mother is 45 years old and she likes this song….. What you said is really stupid…. This is not like Evanescence or Linkin Park, this is not their best song, they have heavier songs….. With gultural voices…..
    Don’t compare, Linkin Park is horrible but Evanescence is ok….
    I like Iron Maiden and heavy bands and I like this song and some evanescence songs….. And I like punk rock and gothic music…. That means that I always care about fashion? No, That means that I have musical culture… And I like the most styles that metal have to offer us is that “have musical culture”…. Please don’t be silly, just because you don’t like the song….

  • Ana

    And I dont get it…. You do a website to say bad about metal… You don’t have anythink better to do…… You really don’t have lives….. What do you like???? Pop, Rap, Hip-Hop???????