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APB: SERGEANT D OF METAL INQUISITION

 Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm by

dimebag wtc weedIt would appear as if Sergeant D’s days at Metal Inquisition are over. His last post on Metal Inquisition was dated February 23rd while contributions to crunkcore powerhouse blog Stuff You Will Hate are ongoing.

Sad face.

But at least Sergeant D went out on a high note (ha) with the above fantastic photoshop job. There is so much going on in this collage that I don’t even know where to start. Are the events of September 11, 2001 being glorified by insinuating Dimebag was somehow involved? Is the eagle sad about Dimebag’s death? Is everyone just really fucking stoned?? WTF??? I want answers.

-VN

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  • major

    ive seen that picture before like months ago, he didn’t make it

  • bearbomb

    Dimebag is clearly crushing the world trade center under his heavy guitar riffing and the eagle is sad because he can’t efficiently grasp a blunt with his large talons, all the while dreaming of a more raptor friendly, pot smoking America. Duh!

    • soy el niño más bonito

      this

  • The Great Danton

    It would be better if it was Immortal

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      They just up everything a little bit

  • Failure

    September 11 also is the reason pantera stopped the reinventing the steel tour, and then that was the their last show.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    There’s really only 4 things happening in the picture in spite of you thinking there are “so many” things.

    • Exploiting Paranoia

      You forgot the people burning to death in the building

      • Cryzthormagnusian

        Oh, damn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicols-Dissett/1219044175 Nicolás Dissett

    it’s cause he was a redneck, duh

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

    lol’d.

    hard.

  • Bic Pen

    Who gives a fuck, the guy is a glorified /b/tard. Fuck right off with this shit.

  • Tonberry

    Dimebag was an inside job. Educate yourself!

  • phil

    It’s a damn shame about Metal Inquisition.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    …and nothing of value was lost.

  • Ziltoid

    Who cares?

    And that photoshop is crappy.

    • http://vague-news.blogspot.com Clarky Cat

      Indeed. The same goes for when you stop posting.

  • SourDeez

    This just reminds me of that terrible, terrible Iced Earth song. The one that’s blatantly about 9/11. When the eeeeeeagle CRIIEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! That song is meant to be serious and it’s actually funny.

  • niggaplease

    Its meant to mock, in internet humor manner, both the emotional wanking about Dimebag’s murder and the jingoism that happened after 9/11. And like most /b/-tard stuff, you’re failing by reading into it.

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com Sergeant D

    I had never thought about it in exactly those terms before, but I am definitely the metal/hardcore version of a /b/-tard. Good reference!