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APPARENTLY BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE HAVE A CLAW FETISH

 Thursday, March 11th, 2010 at 9:30am by

At first when I saw the new BMFV cover art, for their upcoming release Fever, I was like “Sweet! A naked lady! I like naked ladies.” But then I realized the chick had a claw:

Now, I love lobster and crab, but I wouldn’t wanna fuck one, y’know? I’m sure this supposed to have some symbolic meaning about women, but I can’t imagine even a thirteen year old finding it profound…

Fever comes out April 27 on Jive/Zomba.

-AR

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  • Max

    OMG! CRABCORE!

    • Max

      Crab people…Crab people….Crab people….

      • Marlboro Man

        taste like crab, look like people

        crap people…crab people……

    • Zoker

      You beat a lot of people on this one.

      • Fufkin

        Yep I could almost hear people scrabbling at their keyboards. I was one.

  • John

    People listen to this band?

    • http://verbalgymnastics.wordpress.com oratorfit

      i didn’t even know they recorded music, i thought they just made album artwork and t-shirts

  • hi my name is mark

    Crabs of the ears?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

    Am i the only one that actually digs BFMV? Their last album had some thrash-y goodness on it, and it looks like this one will, too.

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

      GAH

      They’re like Trivium if you watered them down even further… almost to Atreyu-like levels.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

        atreyu and the used are almost indistinguishable now

        • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/4b4cb175e217f6cf651b59492d761af3?s=80 BrayseLaygz

          atreyu and the used sound nothing alike…. the used is post-hardcore/screamo. the used is a 3rd rate metalcore band that wishes they were from gothenberg. the used are good at what they do, even if you think their genre sucks. atreyu is the worst of the worst generic crossover bands.

      • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/46e389eb8b79606050d3d447431ff6ac?s=80 Nate

        Lol I love me my trivium.

      • Jonathan

        Atreyu’s The Curse actually had merit unlike the rest of their shit, as did BFMV’s The Poison… Scream Aim Fire was… mediocre. Fever seems like it’ll be better. But they are a bit of a gateway band, like Killswitch Engage. Have to remember that, folks.

      • TriviumMartyr

        No, Trivium was metalcore, however they were definately one of the heaviest of them, maybe because the members are all mostly actual death and black metal fans. Now however they are their own complete style. Moving still in a heavier direction. Hell their new song has a ton of death(not that deathcore shit) vocals and blast beats.

        The new Bullet song doesn’t even have screaming

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      They have a few good songs but you have to wade through the shit to find them. I always feel this band has a lot of potential but just falls short because they’re trying too hard to be popular, basically. If they tried hard to write awesome metal I’m sure they could do it.

    • The Overmatt

      I like their songs until Matt Tuck opens his mouth. Then all is ruined.

  • MSalonen

    Regardless of whther or not this band makes good music, this cover blows.

  • Shawn Colee

    I have literally just now discovered this site(I’ve only ever used the internet for theprp and downloading). After reading through for a couple minutes, It fucking amazes me how we can have the same opinions on metal almost word for fucking word. I love it.

    • Zoker

      That means that you have serious problems.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    That would be one terrible handjob!
    http://instantrimshot.com/

    Handjob? More like clawjob!
    http://instantrimshot.com/

  • Natsquatch

    “I can’t imagine even a thirteen year old finding it profound”

    I can.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

    Hahaha, terrible.

  • Dysenteric

    Let’s just hope she doesn’t accidentally close her claw on her boob. I can imagine that hurting, hahaha…

    And I really do hope BFMV pack it in after this album. Just hearing my friends talk highly of them hurts…

  • M.

    this cover looks like the work of some shitty artist on Deviant Art with BFMV’s logo slapped on it. it’s probably a good interpretation of the music, a bunch of shitty metalcore riffs from other shitty metalcore bands with BFMV’s name slapped on it.

    • Dudedude

      M. you’re a pretty straightforward guy aren’t you? While I disagree that they’re “shitty metalcore riffs from other shitty metalcore bands….shitty” I agree their artwork for this album is…..GAY!
      nothing in that picture relates to something of a Fever or Bullet For My Valentineness(It reminds me of Sea of Treachery’s artwork, just downgraded to a chicks view). Just hope to god that this album makes the last two seem like shit

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

        “Just hope this album makes the last two seem like shit.”

        That wouldn’t be hard.

      • M.

        yeah man I tell it like I think it.

  • Emmanuel R Quinones

    thyre on tour with CHIODOS. CHIODOS!!!!

  • F

    Wow, that has to be one of the worst covers ever. It looks so fucking amateur-ish.

  • Steph

    It wouldn’t look so bad without that stupid claw, still it’s better than that fake anime stuff that was on their other albums.