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Viral Vomit

SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN THAT JA RULE THING

 Friday, March 12th, 2010 at 2:30pm by

Reader Kenny Smith sent us the below Metallica/50 Cent mash-up, opining “If only rap metal had been like this!” Kenny thinks “It’s all in the timing. 50′s delivery matches up so well with the accented downbeats.”

Aaaaannnndddd… I hate this. Sorry, Kenny. Maybe I’m just an old man who doesn’t wanna hear anything over the “Master” riff besides, well, “Master,” but this just makes my skin itch.

I am impressed with Fiddy’s use of the phrase “savoir faire,” though.

-AR

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  • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

    anyone remember that metallica/kid rock mash up? oh yeh, that was an actual song….

    • Anthony

      And then Kirk Hammet put it on his top songs of the 2000s list.

  • soy el niño más bonito

    meh

  • da tr00f

    id say its mostly because fifty has one of the most uninspired deliveries of any rapper ive ever heard.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

    shitsux

  • Hunter S.

    Why do you guys post shit like this? Nevermore has a new album coming out, and Gamma Bomb is giving away their new album, but you decide post the ruination of one of the best metal songs ever? Please do us all a favor and lay off the pipe long enough to actually realize what you post.

  • MetalRod

    No. Just no.

  • \m/

    GARBAGE !!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-J-Henningsgard/1024517365 Steven J. Henningsgard

    This is bloody awful.

  • SonOF

    50 sucks as is, speeding up his vocals and mashing them over Metallica doesn’t make him any better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

    This is fucking dire.

  • John

    LOL. This is hilarious. 50 Cent is the worst rapper ever but these two songs fit together pretty well.

  • Kenny

    I never said it was GOOD. I said it was the most convincing metal/non metal mash-up I’d heard. And I know you guys are suckers for pop songs set to metal music.

  • http://mosesposes.com moses valenzuela

    Terrible. The Ja Rule thing is better!

  • Brian

    I just threw up in mouth a little. Wow what a complete and utter Turd Sandwich!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Gilbert/547531271 Chris Gilbert

    I have a huge sub plus sound system in my car so everynow and then I like to pump some Gangsta Rap through it to piss off the neighbours although METAL is my main source of fuel. Anywhos, even though I do list to Rap in moderate doses I think that Fiddy Cent is the lowest form of catchy pop-look-at-me-I-ve-been-shoot-rap-hip-hop garbage ever manufactured.
    And this song sucks ass nuggets!