THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE BELIEVES IN “MIRACLES”

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010 at 12:30pm by

I’m actually kinda tired of writing about ICP, ’cause at this point it’s not even like shooting fish in a barrel – it’s like reaching into the barrel, taking the fish out, nailing it to the barrel so it doesn’t flop away, and then shooting it point blank. I mean, we’re basically picking on the short bus kids, and although that can be very funny, it’s not exactly a challenge.

But the inimitable Sergeant D. has done a hilarious write-up for the video at Stuff You Will Hate, and it’s just too good not to read. Here’s an excerpt:

The lulz in previous ICP-related memes were essentially based on the obvious: They’re fat, they dress up like evil clowns, and play terrible rap for subhumanly stupid white trash who do little more than eat and reproduce [via cockroaches]. “Miracles,” on the other hand, is lolworthy because there are few things funnier than when trashy people try to be “deep and/or insightful/profound.” As far as I can tell, this video is their hamfisted, Faygo-drenched attempt at articulating the popular notion “God must be real, look at all the beauty and magic around us!”

Here’s the video in question:

You can read the rest of the Sarge’s insightful analysis at Stuff You Will Hate.

And here’s the only song with the word “miracles” in the title that I ever wanna hear:

-AR

  • Kuranes

    “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?”

    I love that Ramones song.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Danielo-Perez/524716654 Danielo Perez

    sometimes i wish you guys wouldn’t waste me time with what im not supposed to like and only fill me in on the stuff that i’m supposed to like. i have limited time.

  • B-dizzle

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    • Redgrave9

      >is a scientist
      >Wont explain it because you’ll just be pissed

    • Gaia

      That wasn’t annoying.

  • gauche

    magic everywhere in this bitch.

    i love this shit, it is hysterical.

    • B. Ewing

      holy shit no kidding!

  • Tim

    The single funniest thing ever.

  • Damien

    MAGIC ALL UP IN THIS BITCH

  • M.

    pure motherfuckin’ magic.
    this shit will blow your motherfuckin’ mind.

  • ryan

    i love icp but this song sucks and so does this video…. at least they see beauty in this fucked up world…fuck all the haters!!!!!!!

    • B-dizzle

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    • johnny

      yall mother fuckers liein, and gettin me pissed.

    • Alex_P

      I see the beauty in this universe, kid. I just don’t think it’s all miraculous, and I don’t worship two assclowns with shit delivery and a God-is-fucking-fantastic message. I will hate on, because they are an affront to music and taste.

      And, you know, science. It works, bitch.

    • TonyT

      I still can not fathom how anyone could possibly even like icp’s shitty music and actually say “I’m a Juggalo, bitch. hurr durr” What…the…FUCK. I’ve tried avoiding this stupid shit but today I finally watched one of their videos. I can’t believe that a group this fucking stupid could actually have a cult following of mindless white trash assholes. “Fuck the haters” you say? well fuck icp fans, you are everything that is wrong with this world.

      • Shitknuckle

        Zing! +10000000

    • http://tfw2005.com Lumpy

      i’m with you man… i used to love them when i was younger, and their music got me through some shit, but so far everything i’ve heard post jokers card era has just been silly to the point of absurdity… kinda bums me out…

  • CtrlZ

    They hate science yet they use computer graphics….right.

    Fucking Magnets

    • ah

      agreed, they even have DNA double helix in the video. very contradicting

    • ah

      agreed, they even have DNA double helix in the video. very contradicting

  • mahabharata

    magnets hahahahahaha

  • Brett

    I can’t decide if my favorite part is the pelican eating his cell phone, the “miracle” of pet cats and dogs, or being instructed to look at mountains, trees, and “everything chilling underwater, please”.

    • Alex_P

      Go deep underwater, and it stops looking so miraculous. Also notice the use of the trite “seven seas”, despite the fact that there are significantly more seas in the world. Why not say “o-shuns and seas!”. It would fit in with their pronunciation.

  • Awful Offal Carnage

    I actually looked up this song, because of all the “Fuckin’ magnets” posts on /b/.Sadly, I actually enjoyed it a bit. Minus the retarded parts like “Magic all up in this bitch”, and the whole “Fuckin’ magnets” part. Really the magnet part just shows how ignorant they are, I mean really, if you’re getting pissed at scientists, cause they’re “lyin’”; it just shows how low their intelligence really is.

  • Awful Offal Carnage

    I actually looked up this song, because of all the “Fuckin’ magnets” posts on /b/.Sadly, I actually enjoyed it a bit. Minus the retarded parts like “Magic all up in this bitch”, and the whole “Fuckin’ magnets” part. Really the magnet part just shows how ignorant they are, I mean really, if you’re getting pissed at scientists, cause they’re “lyin’”; it just shows how low their intelligence really is.

  • Awful Offal Carnage

    I actually looked up this song, because of all the “Fuckin’ magnets” posts on /b/.Sadly, I actually enjoyed it a bit. Minus the retarded parts like “Magic all up in this bitch”, and the whole “Fuckin’ magnets” part. Really the magnet part just shows how ignorant they are, I mean really, if you’re getting pissed at scientists, cause they’re “lyin’”; it just shows how low their intelligence really is.

  • Awful Offal Carnage

    I actually looked up this song, because of all the “Fuckin’ magnets” posts on /b/.Sadly, I actually enjoyed it a bit. Minus the retarded parts like “Magic all up in this bitch”, and the whole “Fuckin’ magnets” part. Really the magnet part just shows how ignorant they are, I mean really, if you’re getting pissed at scientists, cause they’re “lyin’”; it just shows how low their intelligence really is.

    • Awful Offal Carnage

      Holy fucking shit, how did I just quad post?! I apologize.

      • B-dizzle

        No problem, it was the result of magic

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Friis-Jensen/586053558 Christian Friis Jensen

          Fuckin’ magnets did it.

      • Tyler

        Magic everywhere in this bitch!

    • Sambo

      I just lol’d at this comment box.

  • Goro923

    FUCKIN’ RAINBOWS
    I saw the video this morning and I thought it was fake. I mean, how could a band that so many people like be so terribly, terribly bad? Like Axl said, I guess it’s too fun to pick on retards, and these two fit the mold just right.
    Oh and they actually have kids? Who would seriously marry a wigger that wears corpsepaint like it’s a clown mask and raps like an oblivious twelve-year-old that just learnd how to swear?

    • HandBanana

      There discovery of these “miracles” can be compared to a little boy when he first discovers his penis.

  • http://shakethatbear.com lolwat

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  • Alex_P

    Science: it works, bitches.

    ICP make me glad we have bands like the Ocean.

  • http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&contributorid=19569360 Garske

    FUCKIN MAGNETS

  • Phil Anshlomo

    see, if god was real, how could he allow this?

  • Driven9

    hahhh seriously funny ass video. i almost lost it on “fuckin Raoinbows” then they pull out the “fuckin magnets” line. holy shit. that was deep

  • You Don’t Know Me

    The most retarded song ever. 5 year olds can write deeper shit then that! These guys are retarded but they’re laughing all the way to the bank so they have to be doing something right.

  • Kenneth

    Check the freemason symbol in the artwork ;o

  • canea
    • Alex_P

      Wow. This hurts my soul.

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Apparently anything you’re too retarded to understand must be a “Miracle”.

    • slavetothegrinder

      WINNN!!!

      • TonyT

        AHAHA I literally LOL’d at 2 in the morning. Everything I wanted to say all in one great sentence.

  • Lucifer Sam

    my favorite part… or the part that i found the funniest before i turned the video off from pure laughter.. was the part when he goes “FUCKING RAINBOWS AFTER IT RAINS”… then a huge fucking rainbow streams right across the screen and all these flowers bloom.

    HOLY SHIT is that not the gayest thing i have ever seen, although nothing against gays, hell some of my favorite artist are gay (rob halford/freddy mercury), but that shit way GAYYYYYYYYYY

    • Alex_P

      It’s metrosexual.

  • Unholy Juggalo

    If this fucker is tired of writing about ICP then why doesn’t consistently write about them and Lucifer Sam you’re gay

    • lolwat

      derp

    • http://bloodandthumbsticks.blogspot.com/ The Overmatt

      It’s like seeing a retarded monkey. You can’t NOT talk about it.

      Actually, I think that analogy could apply to ICP in more ways than that.

      • Alex_P

        Dude, stop insulting retard monkeys by comparing them to ICP. We all know that retard monkeys chained to typewriters would comparatively compose Shakespeare.

  • slavetothegrinder

    fuckin rainbows after it rains,theres enough miracles to blow your brains…im so sick of these rapping retards.

  • fuckman

    Have you never heard miracle by today is the day?

  • Jonathan

    Y’know… even though the song is despicable… the imagery int he video actually wasn’t bad CGI at all…

  • Sambo

    I watched this video the moment it debuted. The fact that this video contains so many things wrong with this world (they show their kids “exactly” like their dads for crying out loud) it makes me bleed internally.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Mitchell/727402512 Matthew Mitchell

    This band makes more money yearly than i will in my lifetime.

    Gathering 2010 Holocaust.

    Now thats a final solution I can stand behind!

  • derek

    The only reason I came to look at the comments was to see all the Juggalos defending their “family” but I only saw one. I must say im kind of disappointed. Usually a lot of them pop up out of nowhere. I love watching Juggalos helplessly trying to defend their kind lol.

  • TheVillain

    I will NOT watch this. I will, however, read these lolacaust of posts though.

    Seriously, did these guys not take the freshman chemistry class in highschool? Oh yeah, their kind drop out after shit gets real in 7th grade.

  • TheVillain
  • Anon

    This is comic gold. I gotta show this to all my friends. New meme for sure.

  • ITTOA666

    Fucking rainbows. They happen after rain.

  • HandBanana

    “Pure motherfucking magic Right?
    This shit’ll blow your fucking mind”

    Generally, most people realize when they’ve taken a serious subject & turned it into something ridiculously but these dudes are too stupid that it didn’t even cross their minds.

    While they were in the booth, “laying down some tracks”, it should have occured soon as the beat started. Morons.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathon-Blake-Mosher/1716406238 Jonathon Blake Mosher

    I think God is a pretty cool guy. eh makes magnets work and doesnt afraid of anything.

  • Igottawocket

    Holy fuck that is the worst song ever… yet I can’t stop listening to it and just laughing over and over. Funny shit. Favorite line has gotta be: “You don’t have to be high to look in the sky and see it’s all a miracle opened wide.” HA!

    On another note, this song seems very out of line with a lot of other shit (appropriate word) that icp have put out. I mean, as far as I can guess. Is this maybe their way of being like: hey, look, we know we sung about axing people in the face in the past, but what we really meant was this whole worlds a miracle, aight?” Is this their answer to accusations that people follow their lyrics and kill people? I don’t think their to blame, but is this answer? Curious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benjamin-Nelson/6712189 Benjamin Nelson

    Cell phone eating pelicans

    Fuckin miracles are everywhere man…

  • http://familyunderground.blogspot.com/ KillaCoda

    >>Igottawocket
    Why does nobody realize that they mean for this shit to be funny? Sure, they are serious in parts, but they want you to laugh your ass off when you watch this shit. Humor is a big part of what unites juggalos worldwide and if they didn’t put it in their music, there wouldn’t be a juggalo gathering today.

    Usually only a juggalo has a twisted enough sense of humor to catch their jokes, but everybody is laughing at this video and most don’t even know why. That’s the power of the juggalos!

    • pogo the fuckin miracle

      i kinda pity you

    • Isaac

      I do too.
      If you look at juggalos and their respective youtube comments, they legitimately think that ICP is deep. Thankfully, you have more than two brain cells, and you can see through that. But clearly, your IQ is not above 50, considering you still enjoy their music.

      On a final note, you said “power of the juggalos.” ….. No.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

    No, no they are not joking.  They are serious.  They have said as much.  There is no hope and we are all doomed.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

     Think you are way overcomplicating man.  Is not the simplest, Occams Razor type answer just merely – they are complete dickheads?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

    My penis can do that!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

    Could we all please refer to them by their proper name.  They are Dickheads.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

     Yeah but so does your average drug cartel.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

    Strangely, you only have to edit out about 2 bits of this idiot song and it becomes a celebration of Science (like Symphony Of Science).  You have to get rid of the bit criticising scientists, and remove the bit about ghosts (they dont exist, get over it).  I think thats about it, it changes the entire song into something a real person could have written instead of an amoeba’s turd!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YCMVYTNKYCUX7BS4JRATO7CWCA ThisIs

    Good point, a retarded monkey actually has the capacity to observe the world around them – these guys have the capacity to observe the top of the table as they coke up and write garbage.