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OKAY SERIOUSLY JUST ONE LAST POST ABOUT ICP

 Thursday, April 15th, 2010 at 3:00pm by

Because MS Suckalo Mykee Shaffer sent us a link to a Cracked blog by Daniel O’Brien. In the article, Mr. O’Brien attempts to help ICP clear up some of their confusion about “miracles” by offering them a new text book to study  -Learn Your Fuckin’ Science with the Insane Clown Posse, which was apparently authored by Fuck Scientists:

I’ve created a juggalo-friendly textbook, taking into account the song’s claim that they “don’t wanna talk to a scientist,” who they consider to be a “lying motherfucker” intent on “getting [them] pissed.” To that end, every lesson will be directly based on actual ICP lyrics, and every page will be packed with in-your-face juggalo clown-rage. Or, the best clown-rage I can muster.

I used to read O’Brien on a regular basis, but then something got all fucked up with my RSS feed and now I basically never remember to check him out. But everything he writes is gold. GOLD, I TELL YOU! I mean, just check out this little sample:

If you love yourself, read the rest here.

-AR

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  • Lordassenfroth

    i read that last week, its hilarious

  • Justin Reich

    WACKTIVITIES
    yes.
    agreed, pure fucking gold

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Brady/5027798 Michael Brady

    I love DOB so much. Most of Cracked’s writing staff is consistently awesome, though, especially Seanbaby. Every article that guy has written about mixed martial arts is unbelievably hilarious.

    • MSalonen

      Everything Seanbaby writes is unbelievably hilarious.

      • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

        I’m a big fan of his comics, too. Great site. Swaim should be in movies.

  • VInce

    Oh man i almost cried reading that thanks for the chuckles before class!!!! def wrote that site down its getting shared

  • Strapping Young Lad

    I love the bit about nature… fuckin amazing!

  • Alex_P

    (F)agriculture.

    This was a riot when I read it last week. Cracked is the greatest website ever.

  • Kill All

    absolutely amazing

  • Driven9

    halarious

  • Bill

    Enough with the ICP stuff you retards

  • Anthony

    Alright, so Axl likes ICP.

    Don’t worry dude, we all have different tastes and shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-J-Mock/1296912271 Daniel J. Mock

    Between this site and Cracked, it’s amazing that I get any work done.

  • http://www.myspace.com/wewillriseoc alex666

    Fucking magnets, how do they work?

  • devoured by vegans

    Popsicle Pete, none of you are safe!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deven-Marie-Laney/674055234 Deven Marie Laney

    FUCKIN MAGNETS. How do they work!?

  • c-grind

    Cracked is pure win….the Cracked Topic on metal was especially amusing

  • Biff Tannen

    DUDE. did anyone read the first reply to that article from a ‘juggalo’ ?? Here it is, get ready for ‘LULZ’

    “man all you people got is hate let go of that s**t you diss on me cuz i spend my entire life gettin dissed on but lil punk b***hes like you n now i gotta deal with it across a computer ha!!f**k that s**t you guys are idiots you are programmed to believe whatever the f**kin system tells you if a f**kin guy with a degree in buttf**kology(actually it would be anatomy or some other medical degree) told you that anal sex cures cancer you’d take it every f**kin day because you listen to whatever the f**k people tell you is right we juggalos we stopped listening along time ago…icp just came through with some dope s**t and made us feel like apart of something instead of isolated from the world because of our perspective you really think i’m stupid f**k off you really think i need help f**k off i don’t care you people are ruining the world today with your negetive actions all you do is follow the leader you follow the masses a few thousand go the other way you call us idiots the whole worlds comin to and end and your sayin we’re crazy and stupid cuz we’re pointing it out!!theres a reason why millions of people believe in 2012 because millions of people have the feeling its all about to end granted in the past a few have thought the same but in no one time has so many people on this earth felt this…..if all you wanna do is point out what your told then fine…but if you wanna start thinkin about the extranormal the things that are outside your programmed box then hit me up…f**k you if you hate on juggalos “

  • Biff Tannen

    another gem : “man your an idiot…think about it this way what f**kin chance does all this s**t giraffes magnets n all that lil bull s**t man juggalos we look at life like it shouldn’t be here how the f**k is it that some atoms n s**t all just arranged into trillions of different things god made it there had to be a grand design n every part of the grand design is a miracle man like how the f**k is it we can f**k a b***h n then 9 months later the b***h grows a kid!whats up with that…..i get you guys bash all kinds of s**t n thats all your about but i gotta have a rebuttle to the blatant icp hatred if you a juggalo n s**t sorry for sayin this but f**k the f**k off we’re a fam n you diss on icp its like your dissin on a brother!!another f**kin miracle too how the f**k is it soooo many people can f**kin hear a song n feel like family its like we all grew up together doin the same s**t we all feel the same way and none of us give a f**k about you!!! “

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zack-Bolien/57701100 Zack Bolien

      It’s nice that they can defend themselves so eloquently.