IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT’S ON EARTH DAY.

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at 11:00am by

Today is Earth Day, meaning we’re supposed to do our part to raise awareness about the problems facing our planet. Let’s not make this political; whether you believe global warning is an imminent threat or a giant hoax, I think we can all agree that preserving the wildlife, beauty, resources and health of this planet is a good thing. While it’s true that “Earth Day” should really be everyday, at least we’ve got a day like this that gives a reason to bring these issues to the forefront. So with that in mind I’d like to offer a few easy tips you can take with you in your every day lives that, if we all work together, will make a big difference in the health of our planet.

  • Drink tap water instead of bottled water: For every bottle of water you drink, imagine that bottle 3/4 of the way full with gasoline. That’s how much gas it takes to ship that bottle to you from the source to the distributor to the store, which both uses up finite resources and pollutes. The bottle is only used one time and creates waste. Tap water is perfectly fine in most of the United States… don’t buy the myth that it isn’t. If you live in a place where the tap water really is crummy, buy a purifier (Brita, etc). For portable water needs, buy an aluminum water bottle and bring it with you every where you go (leave it in the car, put it in your backpack/purse/briefcase/etc.
  • Don’t use plastic bags at the supermarket (or anywhere): Plastic bags are absolutely awful for the environment — they don’t biodegrade, meaning they’ll still be around sitting in our dumps hundreds or thousands of years after we’re gone. Don’t use paper bags, either — recycling uses energy. Bring canvas bags to the supermarket and reuse them (or reuse old plastic bags). It’s amazing how clerks at convenience stores just want you to have a bag — even if all you’re buying is a candy bar they go to bag that shit up. Ridiculous. Refuse a bag unless it’s really necessary.
  • Eat local: this a really complex issue because it involves raising awareness and changing learned behavior. So much of the meat and produce we eat is shipped in from far away, using a ton of gas and causing pollution in the process. So when I say “eat local” I don’t mean “Go to the taco bell on your street instead of the one across town.” I mean to be aware of what you’re eating and where it’s coming from. Example: if you see tomatoes or corn at the supermarket in January, they’ve been shipped in from some far away place like Chile or Argentina which causes all sorts of pollution/consumption issues, not to mention we have no idea what agricultural standards in those countries are like. Most supermarkets have signs above all their produce or small stickers on the actual produce that say where it comes from. Don’t buy shit that’s been shipped from far outside the U.S. Be aware of what produce is in season so you can adjust your shopping accordingly. Be aware of where your meat comes from, too: meat that’s grown locally will not only help you avoid the environmental issues above, but “local” small farms also tend to feed their animals a more healthy diet (which, in turn, is more healthy for you and tastes better). Shop at the greenmarket if there’s one near you.

  • Use a dishtowel in the kitchen to dry your hands instead of paper towels: This one’s obvious… paper towels are completely unnecessary most of the time they’re used. Use a dishtowel to dry your hands after washing, then just throw it in the laundry when it gets narsty.
  • Don’t let the water run when you’re washing the dishes. Wet and soap your sponge, turn off the water, then scrub all of your dishes. Then turn on the water and rinse them. No reason the water needs to be running all that time. If you’ve got a dishwasher that’s a whole other ballgame… they use up energy and a lot of water, so make sure your dishwasher is completely full when you run it to maximize efficiency. By extension, ditto for the laundry; make sure you’re running full loads (huh huh, he said “load”).
  • Turn off the faucet while you’re brushing your teeth.
  • Take shorter showers.
  • Try to avoid using the air conditioner unless absolutely necessary. Make sure your A/C filters are cleaned regularly (once a year) so your A/C units don’t have to work as hard. If you’ve got a window unit, this is actually really, really easy to do; the filter usually just slides out and you can remove the dirt from it like you would lint from the lint-trap in a dryer. Turn of the A/C when you leave the house.
  • Use CFL lightbulbs instead of incandescent; they’re way more energy efficient. Yes, CFL’s have mercury in them… make sure you dispose of them properly while we wait for the new generation LED bulbs to proliferate.
  • Compost if at all possible.
  • Use public transportation.
  • Recycle: It’s not like you have to go down to the factory and operate some giant machine; it’s as simple as putting your bottles, cans, paper, etc in a different garbage bag. Be aware of what you’re using… recycle old magazines, newspapers, junk mail, cereal boxes, egg cartons, scraps of paper, aluminum takeout containers, etc. Don’t be lazy: recycle things even if they don’t offer a bottle deposit.
  • Re-use: Recycling is a start, but ultimately it uses a lot of energy (and hence uses up resources and pollutes). Re-use whenever possible… disposable items like (for example) paper plates, plastic cups, razors, etc should be avoided.
  • Listen to Devin Townsend.

-VN

  • Frampler

    You don’t have biodegradable plastic bags in the US? They’ve been compulsory in the UK for years, and we have almost as much disdain for the environment as you guys!

  • bearbomb

    Awesome post! This song is what got me into Dev. Went out and bought Terria right away.

  • Alex_P

    “Listen to Devin Townsend.”

    That is probably the most awesome eco- thing a human could possibly achieve.

  • battleid

    To save water today….i am going to forgo the use of the toilet at work and take my daily 2 poops outside the front door instead….it’s a win win.

  • Gaia

    Hah there should be a Devin day…. lolwut?

    • WowWee!

      Everyday is Devin day!
      Come bring your next tour to Las Vegas Devin!

  • bearbomb

    To elaborate on the dangers of paper towels, use a “spoo rag” or sock while masturbating. Then simply throw it in the laundry when it becomes too rigid and encrusted.

    • soy el niño más bonito

      this is very important, and probably more relevant to the readers of this blog.

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      I try to coordinate my masterbating with my shower time anyway that way I can just let it spew freely and wash it off in the shower. Of course, taking a shower soley because you are masterbating would be missing the point, so plan wisely.

      • Doc

        FTW

        • narcopolypse

          jerk socks. it’s the way to go.

  • da tr00f

    a minor amendment to the “eat local” effort (which to his credit, Vince did touch on) -

    its not so much that you should eat local, as transportation costs are only one facet of the the entire cost of energy that goes into the production of produce (har har). often, local vegetables are grown in green houses using artificial lights, climate control, etc, which is a huge energy cost. it is sometimes more efficient to import goods if the region they are being imported from is a natural habitat. the issue is really then not eat local, but to eat in season. and if you can eat whats in season locally, then youre really on to something!

    EAT SEASONAL. THEN LOCAL.

    • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

      Great point. Thanks!

    • Sammy

      Not to mention, if you eat locally, you’ll develop a taste for good food, and not generic fried shit.

      • Loves2spooge

        tru dat

    • cougar party

      Not to mention the produce you get from local farms is a much high quality than the stuff you by at Safeway and it’s usually cheaper. Compare a tomato from your farmers market or co-op to one at the local supermarket; it’s like comparing Mcdonald’s to a fine dining establishment.

  • Sammy

    I use plastic bags to dispose of my dog’s yard leavins and my cat’s litter. Anybody have a better suggestion? I’m seriously asking, not being a smartass.

    • NeoMoose

      Use your bare hands like a man!!

      • soy el niño más bonito

        this

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      I save the giant gallon sized plastic container that the cat litter comes in and scoop straight into that. It’s airtight so the smell only gets out when you open it. When it fills up or gets to the point when the weight is an issue I take the container out to the dumpster and dump it in saving the container.

      Dog poo is a little bit tougher to work out. If you have a yard you could have a one can kind of deal where you use one large garbage bag for a few weeks worth of poop rather than one grocery bag per poop. It’s still a plastic bag, but less plastic in the long run.

    • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

      A lot of places sell biodegradable doggy bags – that’s what I use – they’re like 3 bucks for 50 or something. Not too bad. I get mine at target but i’m sure they sell them elsewere.

      • Sammy

        Good ideas. Thanks. My dog is 100+ pounds and his waste somehow seems to exceed his food intake. And I only clean it once per week (twice in the summer). If I don’t clean the cat’s two litter boxes, she gets bitchy and uses the family room as a reminder.

        Once, in the winter, I tried flushing the dog’s shit down the toilet, but it all slipped into the toilet at once from the shovel. Do you know what happens when you accidentally put about 15 pounds of frozen dog crap in a toilet? Yeah, that was the one and only time I tried that brilliant move, not to mention if my wife saw me bringing a shovel-ful of dog crap into the house, I’d wear that shit.

        • DemonicLemming

          One thing you might try is raw feeding. Once your dog gets used to the diet, you won’t have to clean up much dog shit – after 2-3 days, it pretty much just disappears. I’m guessing it’s because it’s straight meat, instead of all the preservatives and filler shit they put in normal dog food, even the “premium” stuff.

  • Doc

    Man, I can’t keep up… Now we’re not supposed to use paper bags because RECYCLING uses energy? What about the baby Canvases that die every day to provide us with our reusable and PC carryalls?

    Man, I’ve witnessed a Canvas hunt and it’s as brutal as fuckface Eyal’s “nothing to do with death metal” video. You can’t imagine the look of fear in the eyes of a defenseless young Canvas as the hammer falls toward its soon to be crushed cranium. Fucking republicans won’t let the madness end, though – Dick Cheney owns a Canvas farm. So does Nancy Pelosi, but the Chinese have hidden it pretty well for her.

    Holy shit. This is fun. Eat your local beets.

    • The Metalosopher

      Hahaha. Nice.

  • DemonicLemming

    Hm…for the majority of people (those who don’t go to the grocery store every other day), taking canvas bags really isn’t possible. I go to the store twice a month, and live alone, and I still fill the trunk of my car up with groceries – never counted the bags, but I’d say at least 20 a trip. Twenty canvas bags is a lot, for the initial expenditure as well as having to haul them around and leave somewhere in the grocery cart for them.

    I’ve seen the “use canvas bags” argument before, and sure, if you’re stopping by the store to pick a few things up, it works (as does using a backpack), but for most people, it’s not really an option. I personally keep all my plastic bags and about every 3 months, take them with me to the store, where they have a canister-thing to drop used plastic bags off for recycling. Yes, recycling takes energy, but it requires a LOT less energy to recycle materials and use the recycled content than it does to create something from scratch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recycling).

    I’ll also say something about CFLs – the mercury level in them is so low as to really be a non-issue, as long as people don’t make it a habit of smashing them for fun. Also, I can’t stand CFLs – I have very acute hearing and much like a shitty old CRT, they make a high-pitched whine when they’re on. The best solution? Turn your lights off when you’re not using them, same with things like computers (although mine is always on), tvs, etc.

    Also, the whole thing about not letting water run while washing/rinsing dishes and brushing your teeth – that drain isn’t a void into a black hole. The water goes into the sewer, to a treatment plant, then back into the environment. It’s sort of one of those pointless arguments to make – we’re not destroying water, or anything like that, it just cycles through the environment and eventually ends up going through someone else’s faucet.

    Aside from that, I’ll only bitch about turning off the a/c when you’re not home…..live somewhere that it gets to 95* and 90% RH during the day. Stupid, stupid idea. It takes less energy to maintain a specific temperature level than it does to constantly have your a/c ramped to 100% when you’re home to cool things off, then turn the a/c off, let the ambient go way up, and have to ramp the a/c to 100% again. Better solution – plant trees around your house to keep it cooler (shade, people, think intelligently), buy energy-conserving windows and drapes (it’s amazing the amount of heat kept in, or out, that a set of good drapes can accomplish), and leave your a/c or heater set to a reasonable level and don’t fuck with it. My job involves varying temperatures and checking voltage and current use…I can guarantee that turning an a/c on one and leaving it on at a set temperature uses less energy than having it constantly on and off.

    • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

      Okay I hate to refute your entire using canvas bags isn’t possible argument (even if you only go once a month) because the other benefit of a canvas bag is that it HOLDS MORE SHIT. Hell, I made my own last year and 5 of them hold what 20 plastic bags hold.

      • DemonicLemming

        Except when you figure in that the average person only carries 2-3 regular grocery bags at a time, meaning a canvas bag that holds the equivalent of 5 grocery bags wouldn’t work so well for them.

        I’m not against the idea, but it typically seems like everyone who is a proponent of the canvas bag idea assumes that everyone has them, and that it’s an effective way to do grocery shopping. Honestly, I wouldn’t have any problem with things not being bagged at all, and just tossing them into my trunk and using one bag to go back and forth when I got home, but not everyone can do that.

    • da tr00f

      ask for paper bags and reuse those every trip instead of getting new plastic bags each time.

    • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

      Okay I hate to refute your entire using canvas bags isn’t possible argument (even if you only go once a month) but the other benefit of a canvas bag is that it HOLDS MORE SHIT. Hell, I made my own last year and 5 of them hold what 20 plastic bags hold. I go shopping usually once every two weeks, spend around $150 bucks for two people, and fit it all in 5 or 6 bags.

  • djabthrash

    BEST BLOG POST EVER on Metalsucks.

    Going by most of those already, gonna try to do the rest from now on (esp. the eat seasonal one, at which i still fail miserably).

  • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

    Also, if you’re just gonna piss, don’t flush every time.

    • soy el niño más bonito

      but then when my poop splashes i get piss on my ass cheeks

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    I’m suprised no one has brought up lessening meat consumption.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathon-Blake-Mosher/1716406238 Jonathon Blake Mosher

    or go vegan, that works too lol.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    Number of additional people who could be fed if all grain grown in US for livestock was used to feed people: 800 million
    (David Pimentel, Professor of Entomology, Cornell University.)

    • Doc

      Number of people who will quit eating meat to make room for 800,000 more people: 0
      (me)

      • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

        i think that number of 800 million probably refers to the people who’re already living and go hungry. There are about a billion people in the world who go hungry/malnourished every day.

        • DemonicLemming

          Sucks for them. Humans are omnivores, and it’s been scientifically proven a vegan diet isn’t balanced and leads to health issues.

      • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

        Plus, I think you just counted yourself as 0 people.

        Jus sayin

        • Doc

          haha. No, that was the accreditation of the quote… I see what you mean about the 800 million.

          Why, though, is he picking on the U.S. livestock industry? What about South America – Peru, Brazil, Argentina? I’ll bet he’s a vegan. Nothing is ever more plausible than something that agrees with your sensibilities. Especially in the U.S. where we all have to bow to the fringe and everyone needs to be equal until they are…then they want more.

          Now where did i put that porterhouse?

    • cougar party

      That may be true, but we do not have a shortage of food in the world. We have a food distribution problem. If the US has 800 million extra tons of grain, it won’t make the farms in Africa more productive.

  • http://uncg.edu/mczinkow holyroar

    hell yes! vegan metalheads! i’ve only just recently found and started hanging out with the metal community here in greensboro, north carolina, but most of them tend to be either vegan or acutely aware of the choices they make regarding various forms of consumption (eating seasonally, locally, most veggie-legume based diets). It’s a very DIY culture around these parts. Have other people discovered this at all?

  • David

    Record Store Day bags double as grocery bags.

    Farmer’s markets rock. This is one place where GB has the US kinda whipped cause their local markets are like 800 years old.

    But we grow better produce in Cali ;-)

    David

    • soy el niño más bonito

      and we grow other things better too…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hoefer/25511007 David Hoefer

    LISTEN TO ME….JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

    *happy metal riffing*

  • sarang naik

    all bottled water addicts WATCH THIS!I http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home

    • meat mincing machine

      HOLY SHIT YOU TOTALLY OPENED MY EYES MAN SWEET LINK HOLY FUCK

  • Ben

    I work at a grocery store. If you’re buying something, we HAVE to ask you if you’d like a bag. Also, most people want to use canvas bags, but I’d say around 75% of the time, they forget them in their car or at home. So they are forced to use something else.

  • Alex_P

    Eco tip: recycle dead people. Meat? Soylent green. Bones? Medical and musical instruments (look at King Diamond). Tendons? Rope. Eyes? Stress balls. Brains? Pillows.
    Carcass wrote an entire album on this, I believe.

    Anyways, good post. We should all try to do our part.

    • Sin and Death

      Quite the “Modest Proposal.”

      • Alex_P

        This reply is full of win.

      • Rachel

        Haha does that mean we should all eat babies in addition to dead bodies. Thomas Swift had the right idea.

    • gojirasaurus

      or we could use all that for food. SAVE THE ANIMALS MAN

  • gojirasaurus

    i almost got arrested for not using a plastic bag. i just took my soda, chips and candy and walked out. the cashier also left cuz his shift ended. the manager than assumed i was stealing, grabbed me couldnt get the cashier to vouch for me since he left and poilce were called. it was sorted out 35 minutes later. fucking ridiculous.
    i use my plastic bags to hold recyclables and i put all cardboard into the bin as well, so everything is getting recycled
    and my “match characters” box WHICH HAS TO GO say Ladym8. lady mate. sex

    • Demogorgon

      Don’t you get supermarket dockets where you come from?

  • Sin and Death

    PLASTIC BAG IN THE SAND!!!

  • Watt Par

    I would like to point out that, like shipping water bottles, recycling them uses gas. Also, large facilities must be maintained to process them into raw material to THEN be reprocessed by another factory to turn them into water bottles, or whatever, again.

    Landfill space is not an issue whatsoever. If America keeps up current trends for one thousand years, we will only use up one tenth of one percent (.1%) of the land in America used to graze cattle.

  • George K III

    This blog is all over the place nowadays. How the hell did we go from actual human decapition (fucking uncool) to saving the environment? Half the shit on here isn’t music anymore…

  • Adam

    for such snarky buggers, it’s really nice to see a genuine, serious environmentally friendly post. props to MS! you remain the only blog I still read every day, even if I’m busy!

  • meat mincing machine

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • meat mincing machine

    all I did for earth day was take the winter tires for my old car and burn them in the field behind the elementary school down the street

  • Seth Putnam

    Recycling is gay.