LIVE IN THE NYC AREA? NOT DOING ANYTHING TONIGHT? WANNA HANG OUT WITH NEVERMORE’S JEFF LOOMIS, AXL AND VINCE?

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 at 6:05pm by

Hey MetalSucks Maniacs,

We know this is crazy last-minute, but guess who just arrived in NYC? None other than Nevermore guitar god JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS! And because Vince and I have a ridiculously surreal life, we’ve been tasked with taking him out and showing him a good time.

So we’re hitting up New York’s last great metal bar, Duff’s, tonight around 9 pm. The address is 168 Marcy Avenue; here’s a map, and the J/M/Z trains stop right nearby. If you’re around and you have nothing better to do (and fuck work/studying/etc.; IT’S JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS, people), come out and get drunk with us! As it turns out the dudes from Hellyeah are in town and are gonna be partying there, too. How often do you get a chance to stand in a room with JEFF FUCKING LOOMIS and VINNIE FUCKING PAUL?!?! Not very often.

See ya there…

-AR

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    I think I might just pick this over getting laid if I had the choice of either.
    Fuckit I wanna get laid with Loomis, his hair is so dreamy.

    • Bicro

      …really?

      • >_>

        Really.

        • Bicro

          Wow.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

        No I wouldn’t fuck Jeff Loomis but I do want his hair.

  • Honeynutzz

    That’s cool as long as Hellyeah doesn’t play any music.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    Dear Vince and Axl,

    I Hate You.

    Signed,
    Kyle

  • Sacajawea

    I live in York PA, considering the trip…

  • Will

    I live in Orlando, FL… now would be a great time for a shower transporter!

    • Honeynutzz

      Who’s shower do you appear in?

      • Will

        Some hotel nearby probably.

  • Dirtman73

    Please tell Hellyeah I want my Pantera and Nothingface back.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

      i think it’d be rather difficult to get pantera back…

      • Dirtman73

        Oh yeah, cuz that one guy is dead. I forgot about that!

  • GoingDeaf?

    I hope it’s not too awkward tonight considering you guys shit on Hell Yeah in a posting the other day…. :)

  • http://anus.com Adrian the Korn killer McCoy

    Did you know that the follwoing bands suck goat dick?

    Korn
    Marilyn Manson
    Slipknot
    Limp Bizkit
    Kid Rock
    Eminem
    Necro
    Otep
    Ted Nugent
    Gwar
    Kiss
    Sevendust
    Papa Roach

    Just wanted to let you know that…

    • Sacajawea

      What’s wrong with the Nuge?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

      eminem raps circles around pretty much anyone other than K-Rino. he doesn’t suck.

      • Derek

        this wins

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    holy fucking shit i am leaving my apt now. ill be there by 10

  • SourDeez

    Fuck, I wish I could come drink with you guys. I have way too much to do, trying to make sure I graduate on time, all that good shit. Fuck my life.

  • Name

    How long is he in town for? You should convince him to go to the Overkill show, I’m sure he’s a fan, and that those bands wouldn’t mind him playing with them for a bit.

  • kingheadcrab

    if i lived in nyc, i would go just so i could stare angrily at vinnie paul from across the room all night.

  • matty2fatty

    fuck, when I was at Duff’s during my trip to NY it was just me, the hot bartender, and some guy that was trying to pick up said bartender.

  • brandon.mickman

    of course all the big duffs events are this month…i guess ill just have to hang out at debaser

  • http://jaci666.wordpress.com/ j a c i

    might have considered going if it wasn’t at duff’s. the new duff’s location sucks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    If I left at the time I saw this post I could probably have been there in, like, 12 hours.

    • Gaia

      I would have raced you there Kasper.

  • Sabbathfan

    <<<<<<<<<<<misses old Duff's.