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Tour de Force

THE METALSUCKS-PRESENTED FACEMELTER TOUR 2010 FEAT. DYING FETUS, ARSIS, MISERY INDEX, ANNOTATIONS OF AN AUTOPSY, AND CONDUCTING FROM THE GRAVE STARTS TONIGHT!!!

 Thursday, May 6th, 2010 at 12:30pm by

facemelter tour 2010

The MetalSucks-sponsored “Facemelter Tour 2010″ is sure to be the most bone-breakingly, ass-rippingly, and, yeah, face-meltingly br00tal tour of the season. Dying Fetus. Holy shit, do those dudes crush live. Arsis? Misery Index? If you ever wanna have childen, I hope you’ve donated sperm recently, because those bands are gonna crush your balls into dust. Sadly, I’ve never seen Annotation of an Autopsy or Conducting from the Grave live before, but given their excellence in the field of “FUCK YOU GGGRRRRR!!!” and brain-melting, it’s hard for me to imagine they’ll do anything but crack skulls and break necks.

And the tour kicks off tonight in Baltimore! Only pansies are gonna miss this thing… and you’re not a pansy, are you? So get dates here, and then get your ass out to a show. It will rule your world.

-AR

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  • msv81

    Amazing, they added a stop in Allentown on June 5. And here I was ready to purchase tickets to the show in Baltimore tonight. I was on the fence about it because I can’t get out of work until about 5 and as anyone who has taken the trip south on 95 during rush hour can attest to, I’d have been in for at least a 3+ hour trip (mind you, Baltimore is about 100 miles from Philly).

    Going to save myself some money tonight and hit up the tour in Allentown; 45 minutes with no traffic is infinitely more appealing than 3+ hours with traffic.

    • Jon

      Yeah, the June 5 show was originally for Pittsburgh, but for the second consecutive time, Dying Fetus booked a date in Pittsburgh only to cancel it after tickets went on sale.

      • msv81

        That sucks. Your loss is my gain but I do feel for ya, dude. I’m sure they’ll come around your city soon enough.

  • Romaould the Loquacious

    Ah, god dammit! Eveyone skips out on Idaho. We like our faces melted too! :O

  • SP420

    Ugh, what is it with you guys and below average-mediocre death metal band tours this year?

    • gnarlk

      heh heh heh. death metal. hahaha…

  • lil’ wayne

    looks like the face is disintegrating, not melting.

  • http://Brian Brian

    Oh hell yeah ill be there in tampa on saturday!!!!!

  • ferocious_fetus

    This tour is sick….but here in SoCal it’s being merged with the godawful California Metal Fest. suuuuuuuuucks

  • Ben

    That is a horrible poster

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Carosello/1360764011 Nick Carosello

    I will be at the New Hampshire show

  • Venom

    Argh, I want to go to the Tampa date so bad, but I’m not going to be able to.

  • Vinsanity

    fuck ya got my tickets already. maybe do a guitar lesson with john from conducting too they are offering them at all tour dates on their myspace just an fyi.

  • dread

    SWEET! I heard about the new Terminator vs. Deliverance movie. Where did these people find the pics from it?