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NERGAL ISN’T THE ONLY ONE IN THE DARSKI HOUSEHOLD WHO LOVES BLASPHEMY

 Monday, May 10th, 2010 at 12:30pm by

Maybe Bible-bashing is sexually transmitted.

Offending someone’s religious beliefs is considered a criminal act in Poland. And so back in March, Behemoth’s Nergal (his birth certificate says “Adam Darski”) was formally charged with insulting Roman Catholics after he called the Catholic Church “the most murderous cult on the planet” and destroyed a copy of the Bible on-stage during a 2007 concert (see video here). And while that controversy is ongoing, now it seems that Nergal’s fiancée, super-hot Polish pop star Doda (her birth certificate says ”Dorota Rabczewska”), is getting in on the act, and finding herself under attack from the same group that’s currently leading the charge against her betrothed. From Paliban Daily:

In a television interview last year, Doda explained that she found it far easier to believe in dinosaurs than the Bible; “it is hard to believe in something written by people who drank too much wine and smoked herbal cigarettes.”

Of course, the Committee for the Defence Against Sects – a Polish group that exists to “protect Christian values” – wasn’t too happy about Doda’s comments, and, under the leadership of Ryszard Nowak, are now prosecuting Doda, who faces up to two years in prison if convicted. It will surprise exactly zero people to learn that Nowak and his posse are the same people who brought the current charges against Nergal.

I’ve given my big “freedom of artistic expression” rant against Nowak and idiots like Nowak, so I’m not really sure what else there is to say here, other than, y’know, “this is bullshit.” Still, it’s good to know that Nergal and Doda (that sound like a pair of Muppets to anyone else?) have some common interests besides music, stage names, and shtupping.

I’m really curious to see how this plays out. In the meantime, celebrate Nergal and Doda’s love for another in our comments section.

-AR

Thanks to James Hadinger for the tip.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Phil-Dowhan/2209128 Phil Dowhan

    “I’ve given made my big “freedom of artistic expression” rant…”
    EDITING FAIL.

  • Vakarm

    she “believes in dinosaurs”???? am i the only one who sees something wrong with that statement?

    • Fasshole

      Christianity, if taken literally, declares that dinosaurs do not exist.

      • The 5,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

        They didn’t. All those fossils were buried in the ground by jews and atheists to try to disprove the fact that Jesus walked on water and cured whores of chlamydia, and the like. Come on let’s have a little faith. Don’t you ever listen to Fred Durst?

        • LoGs the shit

          i lol’d

      • Alex_P

        Or that they coexisted with humans. Anyways, I thought Catholics were beyond that stupidity, and off committing other, more murderous acts of idiocy.

        • Snafu

          …or raping little boys. Though I guess that would fit into your category.

          • Alex_P

            Horrific as it is, it pales in comparison to the millions they have killed by slandering condoms. In Africa, where the AIDS epidemic is the most extreme, they hold the most sway. We could be reaching a solution, if not for them.

            And I know some asshole’s going to come here and talk about how condoms are perforated and don’t prevent disease, promote premarital sex, actually have increased the spread, aid the homosexual agenda (they do, but not in the way you think).

            Bullshit. You’re spewing the lies you were fed by the penis-hat. Human beings will not stop having sex, and promoting a healthy lifestyle is the best way to curb an epidemic like AIDS. Your religion holds little sway when biology is concerned.

      • DidgeryDo

        I’m not a Christian or religious but I’ve read the Bible cover to cover twice and…..NO.

        It does not declare that dinosaurs do not exist. In fact there is a passage in the Old Testament that describes a dinosaur in detail ( possibly Brontosaurus).

        This is certainly going to sound rediculus to a lot of you but it is 100 percent true. I’ll look it up if anyone is interested.

        Wow some of the people here are ignorant.

        • DidgeryDo

          Here it is, “Job 40:15–24″

          Some historians speculate this is an elephant but elephant’s clearly do
          not have a “tail like a cedar tree.”

          • dimorpha

            Ahhh… I’m pretty sure there’s a band from Poland that takes their name from this…right? Clue: their frontman and his fiancee are the topic of this post. :)

  • bearbomb

    This post is just a poor excuse to show a picture of Nergal’s woman… And for that I thank you.

    • Alex_P

      2

      • Trux

        besides her statement is just stupid.”.it is hard to believe in something written by people who drank too much wine and smoked herbal cigarettes”..

        she is not seriuos right ??… she is just messing with us…..

        bah, whatever…. great pic of her though…

        • Ulversatile

          essenes and other pre christian gnostic cults were heavy into mushrooms.

          not exactly herbal cigarettes, but still fun

  • dickhole

    stupid catholics!!!!!!!!!! i hope they don’t try tp prosecute me too!!!!!

  • barfbag with hole in the bottom

    behemoth fucking rules

  • MetalRod

    damn she’s hot

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Toy/193302066 Daniel Toy

    “it is hard to believe in something written by people who drank too much wine and smoked herbal cigarettes.” – Doda

    So why should we believe anything you or your boyfriend say? That’s funny how she “find[s] it easier to believe in dinosaurs.” Believe in dinosaurs? That’s hilarious.

    • NoNameNoSlogan

      lol…did she hit a sore spot? still trying to convince yourself the bible is the truth?

      • Dan

        I think he’s more just trying to point out that we have evidence of dinosaurs, ya know, bones, fossils, etc.

        She’s suggesting it’s difficult to believe in dinosaurs…But of course, it isn’t. She clearly never saw Jurassic Park. >_>

        • Daniel

          Dan, it’s nice to see that someone here can read between the lines and isn’t a complete fucking idiot. Kudos to you.

    • James

      Someone’s a butthurt Catholic.

      • The 5,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

        Who are… 85% of altar boys?

        • LoGs the shit

          i lol’d again

    • Seb

      She also speaks Polish. So hadn’t it crossed your mind that the phrase might have been translated incorrectly?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Toy/193302066 Daniel Toy

        As a linguistics major with an Eastern European language focus–no, I don’t think it might have been translated incorrectly.

        • mat (from Poland )

          it is incorrectly translated you dimweed

    • GoingDeaf?

      You guys are geniuses. As was mentioned by another commenter above, a literal translation of the bible puts the creation of the world around 4000 years ago… obviously, that makes the fossils of dinosaurs a bit of a challenge to explain for some Christians.

      She’s commenting on creationism and how it’s easier for her to believe in the science of dinosaurs existing vs. the non-science of creationism.

      I know she’s just a pop star, but try to keep up.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Toy/193302066 Daniel Toy

        If she’s trying to negate faith, then “believe” should not be in her vocabulary. You can’t “believe” or “not believe” in scientific fact. Faith and belief (in the general definition of the terms) are not required to accept or reject scientific fact.

        • Alex_P

          Yeah, true enough. I think there was something lost in translation. The general gist of it is that she states that when asked to choose between fact and faith, the choice is easy for her.

          • DidgeryDo

            Yeah but the faith does not contradict the fact so where does the necessity of any choice between the two come in?

      • elizabeth

        I think she just chose the wrong word. People outside of the sciences often misuse ‘believe’ when they mean ‘accept as a fact’.

  • Honeynutzz

    I wanna see those in a Behemoth T-shirt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

      I wanna see it in a Behemoth thong.

    • Lard

      I wanna see those,period

      • Sickboy666

        1

  • Franco

    I think it’s only fair to start a committee that can get christians sent to jail for their retarded beliefs.

    • >_>

      Lol, china should do it.

  • Random

    so let me get this straight, shes interviewed, gives her opinion, and is being persecuted for it. fucking poland…

    • Alex_P

      Yup, that’s pretty much it.

  • nick

    It was the interest in dinosaurs as a kid that first made me ask questions about the bible. In that light it’s not such a ridiculous statement though pretty clumsy.

  • cougar party

    Wow, shit there is really fucked if you can get prosecuted for saying that.

    • The Great Danton

      Poland cannot into religious freedom

      • The Great Danton

        Gah, I didn’t mean to reply to you. I wish you could delete comments…

  • Jizzmaster3000

    How dare she express an opinion that religous people don’t agree with! Sounds like thers some serious retards running Poland.

    • Snafu

      Yup. The Catholics.

  • inverted_beliefs

    I’m suspecting that there is also a law that christians can’t talk shit on Atheists right?

    • >_>

      its a double standard bro, like upstanding white trash women getting lighter sentences then young black men for the same crime.

  • nemesis

    nice tits

  • Fufkin

    Heaven, must be missing an angel…

  • Gaia

    Dinosaurs are serious business.

  • Will

    I’m going to contribute absolutely nothing to this discussion by saying…

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHES HOT!

    …and Behemoth rules!

  • Robert

    Wow I just realized there’s an article under the picture. No care ever. Fap fap fap

  • rupert

    first off how is nergal’s wife that hot. second im catholic. fuck you pussies and i will see you all in hell

    • cougar party

      So…you will be there, to rock in hell?

    • >_>

      Doesn’t going to hell kind of defeat the purpose of wasting a disproportionate amount of your life learning about and praying to an imaginary big brother character?

  • eleyne
  • Vinsanity

    i got a young earth christian sister. it amazes me how they learn to cope with overwhelming evidence against their own doctrine. outright rejection without empirical proof. not huge on behemoth, but there are thousands of metal bands who despise organized religion. sucks he mentioned it in such a backwards ass place. and i thought europeans were more open minded. least thats what euro trip taught me.

    • Snafu

      A lot of countries in Eastern Europe are still very conservative, unfortunately, though Poland takes the cake when it comes to religion…

  • Tonberry

    Probably close to 90% of the chicks in my area are Polish. None of them look like that. What a gyp.

  • Vakarm

    From now on, every time you post news about Behemoth or Nergal, you post a picture of Doda. Just like Marta

    • Captain Dink

      Yeah they should because Nergal doesn’t have a huge fucking rack!

  • nn

    well, she’s prettier than nergal

  • I’m trying the ipad

    Great god would u get a load of this super fox.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Verdugo/1128951014 Ian Verdugo

    Anything Behemoth related is awesome. CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS!

  • FlyingDadBomb

    Such a shame. I for one believe that even Jesus himself thinks people like Ryszard Nowak are morons.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Fuckin Dinosaurs, how do they work?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      Fuckin Poland, how does that work?

  • Jonathan

    I’m not seeing the correlation between dinosaurs and belief in the bible… it never specifically mentions dinosaurs… dragons, yes, but I don’t believe ever literally. Still. It does mention beasts quite a bit.

    • >_>

      facefuckingpalm

    • DidgeryDo

      Here it is, “Job 40:15–24″

      Some historians speculate this is an elephant but elephant’s clearly do
      not have a “tail like a cedar tree.”

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

        There are dragons in the bible? Fuck yes!

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    Dinosaurs are sweet!

  • Goro923

    Dude, Poland has a real problem if the goverment (or what’s left of it, ouch) is going after someone for just saying that the people who wrote the Bible were a bunch of drunk potheads. And I thought the Catholic Church was bad in Spain…
    And what kind of liberal and modern country is Poland supposed to be if they’re throwing the only intelligent people who think for themselves and don’t follow the fucked-up cult that Christianity has become?
    Man, fuck Poland’s laws.

  • DidgeryDo

    I don’t know which implication is more moronic from her, the fact that she makes it sound like we should have ANY diffictulty beleiving in dinosaurs….or that we have to chose dinosaurs OR Christianity.

    Somebody tell me exactly what chapter and verse states dinosaurs did not exist. Speaking as someone who read the book cover to cover, the Bible does not say this once….IN FACT…Interesting Nergal’s band is Behemoth because in the book of Job a creature called “Behemoth” is described in detail:

    Here it is, “Job 40:15–24″

    Some historians speculate this is an elephant but elephant’s clearly do
    not have a “tail like a cedar tree.”

    *DISCLAIMER* – I am not Christian. I am, in fact, not even religious. I am annoyed, however, at the unfair treatment Christianity gets these days. There are a plethora of other religions far more offensive, ignorant and/or stupid then Christianity that get no mention and no attacks.

    I find it interesting that those who are the most vocal against Christianity are often the most ignorant of what it’s actually about. Nergal’s broad is hot but she should shut up because she is dumb lol.

    • elizabeth

      It’s not that Christians don’t believe in dinosaurs necessarily, but that the timeline of the dinosaurs contradicts the Creationist’s timeline. The standard Creationist says that the earth is 6000 years old (give or take), while observational evidence indicates that the Earth is 4 billion years old (give or take). The most recent dinosaur fossils are from about 65 millions years ago and the earliest modern humans originated about 200,000 years ago. You don’t have to choose between dinosaurs and Christianity, but clearly the age of the Earth negates taking the Bible too literally.

      • DidgeryDo

        Neither the creationist nor the “dinosaur timeline” are set in stone. Carbon dating once rendered a living cucumber to be 10,000 years old while the creationist timeline is based on geneologies that are filled with gaps.

        I don’t know which to beleive in but it seems to me the most important thing to a scientist is their credibillity with the public which is why they are allways trying to hide the fallibillity of their practice. The scientifically hypothesized age of the earth has changed more times in my lifetime then I can count and what they have come up with now is still not fact.

        The only thing YOU can be sure of is the that they will eventually change their estimate again in the future so take science with a grain of salt.

      • Jonathan

        But that’s only if the days of creation are taken literally. There are also unclear spans of time in the bible. It’s only in the most literal (and perhaps, most foolish) point of view that the bible should be taken literally.

    • mat (from Poland )

      this quote is a very unfortunate mix of a reporters question and her answer and of course it sounds very stupid , and btw this chic belongs to Mensa so i guess she wouldn’t say something so stupid

  • DidgeryDo

    Look at Comedy Freakin Central. They censor the mention of Muhammed’s name and the image of his appearance and in the same breath are creating a new show called “JC” designed to mock Christianity. It’s a bullshit double standard.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

      They just dont feel like pissing off the sand people

  • DidgeryDo

    Let me also say that you idiots are feeding into the Christian’s beliefs. See to them, the world is currently under the sway of the devil which if taken literally would mean that the secular world is actually warring with them under the direction of Satan.

    Pretty much all I’m saying is that by singling out Christianity for attacks when there are several more offensive, ignorant, repressive religions around it justifies their beliefs. Hypothetically if Christianity were true and the devil is real, their religion would be under attack by secular society.

    Until you treat Christianity like any other religion with equal respect ( or disrespect if you chose) you will continue to help reinforce their delusions.

  • jj

    holy hell that bitch is hot

  • mat (from Poland )

    you should better check your sources coz this quote is a very unfortunate mix of a reporters question and her answer and of course it sounds very stupid , and btw this chic belongs to Mensa so i guess she wouldn’t say something so stupid

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

    Wait… at least Nergal burnt a fucking Bible. What exactly is she being convicted of? Having functioning brain cells? Damn Poland sucks.

    • mat (from Poland)

      you suck.I know this is stupid law but not nearly as stupid as law in USA.
      in Alabama:It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy,It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.Texas: One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office…just some related to religion.

      • DidgeryDo

        The big difference is you are comparing very old laws from backwater places in the US to current mainstream laws in Poland…I mean that comparison alone by you is damning.

        • mat

          Poland Bad , America good. As i recall your former president wanted to invade Iraq because god told him to do so. Still I’m not saying America is a country of religious fanatics ,idiots and chauvinists. My point is that some remarks seem to be a little to typical American …

      • hammerslay

        The difference is that none of those laws are inforced. Lets face it, pretty much every country has stupid laws. It’s just a damned shame that in Poland that people actually try to enforce such laws.

        • hammerslay

          *enforced