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IT’S NOT REALLY ALIVE, IT JUST LOOKS THAT WAY ‘CAUSE OF THE WIND MACHINE

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It’s Alive’s clip for “Pieces,” which debuted today on Noisecreep, is on the second worst clip I’ve watched today . This is only by virtue of the fact that all penises survive the video intact, and that’s only by virtue of the fact that no one in the video actually has a penis. They did, however, have a wind machine, in order to ensure that vocalist Zach Webb gets maximum flowing locksitude. So they’ve got that going for them.

Also, is it just me, or could Webb play Marq Torien in a Bullet Boys biopic?

-AR

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