IT’S NOT REALLY ALIVE, IT JUST LOOKS THAT WAY ‘CAUSE OF THE WIND MACHINE

Friday, June 4th, 2010 at 3:00pm by

It’s Alive’s clip for “Pieces,” which debuted today on Noisecreep, is on the second worst clip I’ve watched today . This is only by virtue of the fact that all penises survive the video intact, and that’s only by virtue of the fact that no one in the video actually has a penis. They did, however, have a wind machine, in order to ensure that vocalist Zach Webb gets maximum flowing locksitude. So they’ve got that going for them.

Also, is it just me, or could Webb play Marq Torien in a Bullet Boys biopic?

-AR

  • Diesel Computer

    I would be all over a BulletBoys biopic.

  • GoingDeaf?

    The best part about this video was that the targeted ad that popped up was for “Caress bodywash”. Fitting, indeed.

  • M.

    It’s like a Russel Brand look-a-like singing Periphery style vocals lmao.

  • http://heavystreet.com Sat

    Mark Torien’s poseur crown has been handed over to the new generation. Speaking of Mr. Torien, the first Bulleboys album is timeless and “Hard As A Rock” is one of the best hard rock songs ever.

  • portaltotheotherside

    bulletboys sucks thats some of the dumbest shit ever

    that singer guy is a total dick biter

  • Kye

    I don’t really care enough to watch the video, but I fucking love this song.

  • BetterThanEzra

    I wish someone would invent an “unwatch” machine…fuck you guys for posting this shit

  • matt

    the uglier the band is the more metalsucks likes…ive decided.

    • Ryan

      Agreed…this album is amazing.

  • satanicbrutality

    Wow that shit sucks ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    I got 30 seconds into it before I had to switch it off.