VICE WONDERS: “WHO’S THE BEST THRASH MASCOT?”

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at 3:30pm by

Here’s something completely meaningless that we can all argue over.

Back in April, Vice ran a piece in which they attempted to determine which thrash band has/had the best mascot. Only mascots that were used more than once by bands that are distinctly, inarguably thrash qualified, but beyond that, uh… the scoring seems kinda arbitrary. But whatever.

I gotta say, when I think “thrash mascot,” my mind goes right to one place:

That’s not to say that other thrash bands didn’t have excellet mascots… it’s just, y’know. Vic Rattlehead is the classic thrash mascot, isn’t he?

But Vic didn’t win the competition. (And Eddie, the original, most maleable, and still the best metal mascot of all time, didn’t even qualify, since Maiden aren’t a thrash band.) Head over to Vice to see who did, and then engage in some good ol’ fashioned debatin’ below.

-AR

Thanks to Double D for the tip.

  • M.

    I think James Hetfield or Lars Ulrich are better mascots lol.

  • SourDeez

    Vic Rattlehead is the man, but they’re right. You can’t fuck with the Voivod.

  • caleb

    i LIKE sergeant D

  • Captain Dink

    I personally think Seargent D is better.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Wait, this Vice article is from 2005? I guess I know what Vince spent his weekend doing: going through the Vice archives. That’s ok, when I was unemployed I spent a few days doing the same thing.

    Also the Metal Inquisition had a better series of articles on the subject way back:

    http://www.themetalinquisition.com/search?q=spokesman

    • Double D

      At the bottom of the post, it says: Thanks to Double D for the tip.

      • Double D

        And the post is by Axl.

      • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

        Ok so you are unemployed and going through the Vice archives?

  • NotMan

    The Gauntlet did a top 10 list of metal mascots that was spot on
    http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1225/15071/Top-10-Metal-Mascots.html

    • sYgnal

      Except that, for starters, were talking about THRASH and that there is no fucking doubt whatsoever that Eddie is superior to Vic in every facet including drawing technique and album cover “ideas”(?).

  • http://www.myspace.com/thecrypticyeast Rob Fiasco

    Voivod? They shouldn’t be included because they’re canadian. And their music isn’t very good. More the latter I guess. There’s nothing wrong with canadians. I don’t know why I said that. I’m sorry…

  • Aleks

    Paul Baloff !!!

  • legumbrera

    Vic is the one

  • slowmotion

    I’m partial to Chaly (Overkill). Some of the pics are somewhat boring (just a skull w/ wings), but theres one image of it flying around shooting fricken’ lazer beams out of its eyes that makes me so happy whenever I see it.

    • slowmotion

      oh, i see he is on the vice list, probably should have clicked the link first (happy hour at work started early today, sorry)

  • Miyara

    I agree Vic Rattlehead kicks ass!

  • http://bloodandthumbsticks.blogspot.com/ The Overmatt

    It’s a tie between Vic and Voivod for me, so hey, I’m happy either way. Both look great on t-shirts.

  • stu1

    COC doesn’t make the list because weren’t officially metal??

  • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Kavorka

    How about Satan? He’s on almost every Onslaught album! You can’t be more metal than the king of hell!

  • mahkiavelli

    Aside from the already mentioned Eddie, there is no mascot more metal than Vic.

  • Sandblast

    My favorite is Vic Rattlehead, with the Tankard Alien as a close second

  • Sampson Simpson

    “NOT MAN” FOR THE GODDAMN WIN

  • Alex W

    Floating Metallica logo.

  • meat mincing machine

    voivod what the fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Loudden-Mathias/1457846893 Loudden Mathias

    I didn’t expect Voivod’s Korgull to win. I completely agree.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

    I disagree you can’t get more Metal than the demon from Kreator’s Pleasure to Kill album. Fuck the Mega-douche mascot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    i say lars is the best thrash metal mascot.

  • Chris

    Wait, Sodoms Gas Mask Dude appeared on Persecution Mania, Agent Orange, Better of Dead (only the hand, but it’s him!), Tapping the vein, Masquerade in Blood, Ten Black Years and Code Red. He is also on lots of merchandise. Sometimes his look is a little altered, but he surely qualifies as a thrash mascot.
    Oh, and by the way, i think Voivods artwork sucks.

  • Chase

    D.R.I

  • jackattack

    Eddie wins by default.