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NICE TRY, ARSONISTS GET ALL THE GIRLS

 Friday, June 11th, 2010 at 11:00am by

So Arsonists Get All the Girls did this PSA for Metal Injection, basically making sure you don’t set yourself, your home, or anyone you care about on fire:

But here’s the thing: if arsonists get all the girls, then why should I give a fuck about fire safety? The only people I should be concerned about not setting on fire are me and the girls I’m trying to get, right?

I think this PSA is just to trick people. I think these Arsonists just want all the girls to themselves.

Well, I ain’t falling for it, AGATG. Not ol’ Axl Rosenberg. Nope. In fact, I’m gonna go set my cute neighbor’s dog on fire right now. It was howling all night and kept me awake. Then, when the neighbor sees what I did and is all impressed with me, I’m gonna tap that ass. That’ll work… right?

-AR

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  • http://heavystreet.com Sat

    Dont know the band, havent clicked on anything to see, or hear them, but just by their long “ironic” name, I sense they all have dark hair that falls down their left eye, the lead singer has stretched ears, they all have their whole left arms, and necks tattooed, half the band are under 18, and one of them is wearing bright colored shirts of other shitty bands. The band is either deathcore, or screamo. Again, I am just assuming all this by the name of the band. All apologies if I am incorrect.

    • >_>
      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micheal-Vanderven/502827008 Micheal Vanderven

        i dont see any emo swoosh haircuts dude

        NOBODY in the band has gauges… maybe the bassist… (and yes its called GAUGES)

        nobody int he band is under 21 years old

        they dont have neck and full arm tattoos

        THEY ARNT DEATHCORE EITHER

        OMFG EVERYONE IS SO UNEDUCATED ABOUT THIS BAND

        THEY PLAY FUCKED UP MUSIC LIKE THE RED CHORD

        JESUS CHRIST YOUR ASSUMPTIONS COULDNT BE MORE WRONG

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Ryan/596440962 Jake Ryan

          nothing like the red chord.. its experimental grindcore.. like tony danza or war from a harlots mouth or see you next tuesday. they’re insanely good.

          and no its not called gauges the word gauge is only for the size of your stretched ears. i have stretched ears and the gauge is 0.

        • http://www.heavystreet.com/ Heavy Street

          Well at least I got the “one of the band members wearing a bright colored shirt of other shitty bands” right. SO my assumptions werent a complete loss.

          • JUICE (No thanks I’m not thirsty)

            These guys give me a heavy BTBAM feeling, minus all the crazy genre changes

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    Wikipedia says, “Arsonists Get All the Girls is an American deathcore band from Santa Cruz, California.” Ding ding ding! Your assumptions are correct good sir.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micheal-Vanderven/502827008 Micheal Vanderven

      the term “deathcore” is thrown around verrryyy loosely. if you ACTUALLY LISTEN to this band, you will notice that they arnt like Oceano, Impending doom, or other deathcore acts.

      they have breakdowns, so do thousands of bands. the new video “42nd ego” has a deathcore chord in it. wanna know why? to apply to that demographic at the time when the video came out

      otehr than that, there isnt a single deathcore chord used on ANY OF THEIR ALBUMS

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Ryan/596440962 Jake Ryan

        if by “deathcore chord” you mean a diminished 5th on the 1st or open fret (depending on if you’re in a standard or dropped tuning)

        then you fail at metal.

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    Also, I think the picture for this weeks caption contest is them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micheal-Vanderven/502827008 Micheal Vanderven

      are u absolutely kidding me? not one person in the band looks like an emo kid.

    • Hambonius

      Wikipedia also says, “Hairyman is a dumb-dick ass clown and deserves to burn alive in a house fire set by AGATG.”

  • Goolash

    Yes Axl, canine arson DOES get the girls. At least for me anyway, lol.

  • antagonizer

    you kidding?? a deathcore “chord”?? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ANYWAY? Does anyone know ANYTHING about music anymore? did you just make that term up?? fucking retards, all of you.

  • Jaysche

    Arsonists is an excellent band. I especially like their new singer too. But really, take the time to just listen to a few of their songs, guys. I’m not just saying that either; I can see how it would be easy to mislabel them based on their appearance.

    If I could compare them to another band I’d say that they share a lot of similarities to I Wrestled a Bear Once.

  • Danger

    aight…so…i’ll set the record straight…. the keyboardist Sean has stretched ears, everyone in the band has tattoos, everyone is over 21, in fact, i believe the youngest member is around 22/23. They are faaaaaaaaaaaar from emo or your stereotypical “deathcore” band. And they play an experimental style similar to Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza or See You Next Tuesday.
    If you guys would actually take the time to listen to the music and not make a generalized assumption, you would realize that most of you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
    And who gives a shit what color shirt someone wears? since when do the clothes determine whether or not a band is good?

  • Bicro

    AGATG is amazing live, and the drummer is one of the friendliest guys you’ll ever meet.

    That is all.

  • Ryan

    I think you buried the lead here. Let’s hear more about the neighbor.

  • Bierko

    Is it considered proper when the band themselves posts here?