DOLVING: RELIGION IS FOR SUCKERS!

Monday, June 14th, 2010 at 1:00pm by

peter dolving

Only 10 days ago I expressed my wish that The Haunted frontman Peter Dolving would resume writing his intellectually stimulating / Internet flame war-starting MySpace blogs; and lo and behold, this morning I awoke to a new blog entry in my RSS readers simply titled “On Religion.”

Dolving on religion… yup, I knew this was gonna be a good one before I even read it. And big shocker, Dolving thinks religion is bunk and suggests those who follow it be committed for mental illness. But ever the positive thinker, Dolving also offers reason, logic, and some theories of his own. Rarely have I ever read someone’s thoughts on religion that so closely resemble my own:

However I have a question and a thought; When Life in itself is so perfectly chaotic and out of our hands, why not just enjoy the ride?

The wondrous random glory and enchanting playful harmony; Improbable, yet most observable sweetness of this universe is astonishing beyond words. So why soil it with such trite gibberish as religious ritual, faith-based law or even the utterly ridiculous and pathological humbug that is religion. Any religion. At all.

I believe powerlessness, fear, and sorrow is the reason for man’s weird makebelieve psychosis.

Written by the hand of a skilled lyricist in prose that perfectly captures the issues at hand. Of course, if you disagree you could always just ask ICP what they think about scientists and magnets.

As if you needed an invitation… comment with your thoughts below. The Haunted’s Road Kill DVD is out now; we’re streaming a clip from it here and giving away a copy here.

-VN

  • guLi

    well, he’s a prick anyway.

  • http://heavystreet.com Sat

    This whole “religion is for suckers” rant has been done to death in heavy metal. You can take what he said, and just replace the headline with “Add Name: Religion is for Suckers”. I have read this same rant by Tom G Warrior all the way to old Euronimouse interviews. I would rather hear Chip Z Nuff’s thoughts on the BP oil spill.

    • CARTER

      @Sat – I agree, it’s so done to death. Just play your music and have fun, nobody needs rants on religion, be it anti or pro. Like the old saying, two things kill a party – Politics and Religion. Just leave it alone and make good music. I don’t think Dolving is capable of either..

    • IllegalImmigrant

      One of the greatest hypocrisies in the metal community is the knee-jerk hostility to Judeo-Christian religion coupled with the blind eye approach to the campy as fuck religious views of bands like Watain and Danzig. Pretty much any douche bag, be it Dolving or whomever, can get on his soapbox, recite what others have said for decades and be revered for it by the lemming-like metal press. If you’re gonna rip on one, rip on all. And if you’ve got big brass balls like Nile, rip on Islam, which in my book is the most ass backward religion of ‘em all.

      • Vinsanity

        they are all ass backwards because they all assume they are the chosen, perfect people, and that this planet and its creatures are for their pleasure or use. they must control because they fear what is not like themselves. the most scientific position, however, is that of agnosticism. To be atheist is to assume one knows enough to judge their is no higher being, and any theistic religion assumes they know enough that there is no higher being. when in reality, humans are incappable of such knowledge. what say you people? there cannot ever be any specific god under any one religion either. it makes them finite and fallable to have physical characteristics such as gender.

        • Cisco

          Actually, Jews are God’s chosen people. All other religions accept people of any race/ethnicity except Mormons… until, on or about the late 70′s or early 80′s.

        • zulcon

          all of these generalities are amusing, but stupid. here’s your exception: Universalists believe in universal salvation (that means everyone). no chosen ones there.

          • Vinsanity

            wow five people believe that. im talkin 90% of the population here. not sayin i believe it. we are here for the planet not the other way around humans are shit.

  • tom

    Personally, I think agnosticism is the only true rational belief, and it always shall be.

    • Jewers

      Agreed. If you think back far enough in the origin of the universe there has to be a creator who created something, some scientific concept or building block. But then again the creator had to have gotten there some how. Hence, humanity can’t yet comprehend how or why we got here.

      Also, Dolving is a douchetard who writes terrible music.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Razza-Tu/717008242 Razza Tu

        Thirded.

        • vagoo

          fourthed….

          fourthed? well whatever, I am the fourth person to agree

          Even atheists are assholes, stick with the agnostics….

          • Ziltoid

            Fifthed???

            The one thing I hate as much a radical religious nuts are radical atheists.

      • Steph

        I sort of disagree with this, I think it’s the human inability to accept that things just exist, without a reason or meaning, that is the foundation for any religion. The concept of any sort of god is very small minded and egocentric.

        • Insomnivore

          Agreed, it’s our need and ability to spot patterns in the universe. When we find no pattern or a pattern that has no conclusion we make one ourselves in order to tie up loose ends. This ends in religion and more recently the furthest and hardest to prove areas of theoretical physics, to suggest that we’ll ever fully unlock the mysteries of the universe when we’re monkeys with iPods clinging to a rock is arrogance of the highest order. Even if there were a creator it’s a little misguided to suggest we could ever understand ‘it’, it’s plan or anything beyond our own experience.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      Fuck agnostics. Its like being vegetarian but eating chicken. Go all out. Atheism, kids: Its the new black

      • DemonicLemming

        No, it’s just the new trend for people too lazy to bother thinking for themselves. The majority of atheists don’t know why they’re atheists, which sort of begs the question as to why they even bother defining themselves as atheists – if you don’t know why you are something, shouldn’t you take the time to decide whether the title really applies?

        • Monkey Knife Fight

          Exactly! Its the new black yo! You gotta get on board the Atheist train. All the cool kids are there. Kind of like Krishna-core was cool in the nineties.

      • TonyT

        You guys do realize that one can be an Atheist and an Agnostic right? Just as one can be a Theist and an Agnostic. Being agnostic is just saying you aren’t sure so it is really a lack of belief in something not a belief in itself. Most of you guys saying Agnostic is better than Atheism are most likely Agnostic Atheists yourselves.

        Agnostic Atheist: Believes there is no god but not sure

        Agnostic Theist: Believes there is a god but not sure

  • byrd36

    I myself am somewhere between athiest and nihilist but I understand that most people need religion for one reason or the other and I’m ok with that, as long as it’s not shoved down my throat or legislated.

    • http://heavybrutal.com/ familyghost

      ^same. yup, the ghost isn’t a total asshole. religion has a purpose for some, just not me. to each his own.

  • http://www.myspace.com/palehorseofhell lord assenfroth

    religion is the cancer of the universe

    • Axem44

      Yeah maaann .. its like cancer of … the heaaadd mann

    • Franco

      at least this guy gets it.

  • DemonicLemming

    Anyone who believes their stance on religion is the only real and true one out there (which is ironic, considering they hate religion, which purports the exact same rigid belief that only itself is correct by virtue of being inherently correct) is an idiot.

    I believe what I believe, he believes what he believes, she believes what she believes…leave it at that. I don’t give a damn what anyone else thinks about religion outside of academia debates, unless they think I need to be “saved” and as such, it gives them the right to try and shove their little brand of religion down my throat. That pisses me right off.

    Also, Dolving uses too many bland adjectives to try and appear to be a good writer, when it’s patently obvious he is not.

    • cougar party

      I agree. All this “I’m right, your wrong” bullshit is arrogant and pointless. Personally, I am agnostic so i don’t believe strongly one way or the other, but the idea that “all religious people are idiots” is a very narrow minded,

      Let’s explore a couple examples:

      Mother Teresa – What a dumb christian idiot!
      Gandhi – fucking moron!

      Yeah, that makes complete sense.

      • Alex_P

        Mother Teresa was not as nice as people would have you believe. She was a mentally ill woman who surrounded herself with misery under the guise of helping the poor.

        Anyways, that’s not the argument being made. Not that I agree with him.

        • cougar party

          “Dolving thinks religion is bunk and suggests those who follow it be committed for mental illness”

          That’s the argument being made. Yeah, and fuck Mother Teresa, helping people is fucking mental.

          • Insomnivore

            Mother Teresa was a very strange woman indeed, have a look at this if you can be assed –

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ0i3nCx60

          • cougar party

            sorry no audio at work, but I’ll check it out later as it looks interesting. Really my point is not whether Mother Teresa lived up the pedestal that she is put on, but how it’s really arrogant and narrow minded to make blanket statements like “all people who identify with a religion are mentally ill”.

      • Monkey Knife Fight

        For more on Mother Theresa, check out Christopher Hitchen’s book ‘The Missionary Position:Mother Theresa In Theory And Practice’

        For more on reasons to be an atheist, don’t (just) read Hitchen’s book ‘God Is Not Great’. For a starter, try Bertrand Russell’s ‘Why I Am Not A Christian’.

        Another good starting place to read about atheism is here:
        http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/atheism-agnosticism/

  • http://www.last.fm/eternityrites V

    Whether or not I agree with him on any one point, I have always loved reading his blog and wish more musicians would follow suit. There is a lack of depth in a lot of metal blogs unfortunately and Dolving has always been refreshing in my opinion.
    DemonicLemming: One does not need to be poetic or highly creative with adjectives to be a good writer. Good writing is about conveying information in a way that allows the reader to understand your perspective, and he achieves that.

    • DemonicLemming

      I know one doesn’t need to be creative with adjectives, but his error is trying to shoehorn as many banal adjectives into his blog (some of which don’t even fit what he’s trying to describe) in order to make the article look prettier. It doesn’t work.

  • no-ghost

    I believe in boners

  • Alex_P

    I agreed with him up until I followed the link and read the whole entry. Religion isn’t a mental illness and “treating” it sounds kind of like a final solution (I would, naturally, fight vehemently against such fascism). It’s more of a social symptom. The cure? Ignoring it and presenting a culture that is not compatible with it because it is based on reason.

    I am an atheist, but this guy’s clearly an idiot.

    • DemonicLemming

      I think it really depends on the religion itself, and how people interpret the tenets of each one. I don’t think a society totally without religion would have any benefits over one with religion, but that all circles the details of the religion. Would society be better without Islamic fascists and neocon ultra-Christians? Sure. Would society be better without everyday, regular people who sometimes need to rely on a little faith to get them through bad times, and who aren’t really worried about trying to force their beliefs on others? Eh, that’d be a hard argument to make.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      I think your comments are on point. And if we think about what what Dolving is saying, we can turn it backwards – For the sake of argument, lets accept that religion is a mental illness. If this is the case, then what does that say about mental illness? That the vast majority of humans in the present and throughout history have been sick in the head, or that mental illness is a social construct that fluctuates with the prevailing orthodoxy in vogue.

      Despite the substantial problems with his method (and his idolaters) Michel Foucault’s ‘Birth Of The Clinic’ is a good expose of this.

      The point is, so what if X condition is a mental illness. What does that actually mean we should do? Lock these people up, or just get on with our lives.

      (I’m ignoring the fact that religious beliefs often determine the culture around them here.)

      • DemonicLemming

        You could also construe it (and I’m just making the point, not that I believe it) so that the people who don’t believe in religion have a mental illness, if we define mental illness as social deviation from the norm. Religious being the norm, anyone who didn’t believe in some form of it would be a social deviant, and therefore classified as having a mental illness. The logical argument against that is that atheism and agnosticism are just as much a belief system as religion is, ergo, if we redefine religion as having a belief system, not just being part of a major “accepted” religion, there is no deviancy, and therefore having a belief system (i.e. being religious) is no more socially deviant than having a divergent belief system.

  • http://toeleven.wordpress.com/ Jayson

    This guy thinks so highly of himself it’s incredible. The only good stuff the Haunted did was when Marco Ano was singing.

    I can make psychological generalizations too. Peter Dolving is textbook narcissist. I knew I’d use what I learned in psych 101 one day.

  • Lorzeno

    That picture makes it look like he wants to come through the monitor and rape me. I don’t like it.

  • Andy Synn

    I like Peter Dolving. At least he seems able to actually THINK, whether or not one agrees with said thoughts. He also seems to enjoy thinking and challanging himself, which is sorely lacking in much of the metal community.

    Stil…

    Science damn you time child!

    • cougar party

      KILL THE WISE ONE!

  • Fufkin

    Peter is always interesting, well except for the last Haunted album but that wasn’t just down to him.
    Still, I don’t come to a metal blog to talk about religion when there’s bigger fish to fry – like the fact there’s still no Skid Row reunion with Bach.

  • A2James

    Religion has always been, and always will be, a manipulative tool designed to control humanity. The true danger of religion is assuming that we as people know it all; only when we can truthfully admit that we do not have the answers for everything and just enjoy life for what it is, is when we will all be better off and happier as a human race

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    I don’t understand all the attacks on the section listed above. Everyone on here is spewing their own opinion on various things and I fail to see how Dolving’s blog is any different. Here’s my opinion (no, this is not a multiple choice quiz, so fuck off):

    a) Dolving is the front man for a very well known metal band. People are going to listen to what he’s going to say even if they think it’s right or not.

    b) To the guy who ragged on Dolving’s usage of adjective’s: FUCK OFF. You’re trying to make a point when the fact is, most people just want their metal. I don’t think they’re looking for Dolving to be Charles fuckin’ Dickens. I wasn’t expecting to read a literary masterpiece. And yes, this is metal cos it’s directly involved with it. In case you failed to see the correlation.

    c) I wasn’t aware that when something has been addressed in the past, in this case the disbelief of religion, that it is to immediately be assumed that it’s to never be brought up again. Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Things are re-hashed on this site on a daily basis. We’re STILL talking about Rose FUNOral. Also, this isn’t the first time he’s spoke about his opinion’s about religion. So I dunno why people are acting like “why is he talking about this, it’s old hat?” It’s obviously something he’s passionate about so it really should come as no surprise whatsoever.

    and

    d) Religion is one of the most debated and talked about things on the planet. So knowing that, what is everyone making such a big fuss about? If he would have said it on CNN, no big deal. But I feel like he’s getting attacked because it’s his own personal blog. The guy can say whatever he wants, get over it.

    And I think what needs to be underlined the most: he’s not forcing it down anyone’s throats. Everyone has acted like their so offended by what was said because it may have provoked serious thought in them. He’s not saying, “believe in this”. It’s more like, “here’s what I believe in and why”. People love to talk about themselves and this is no different. He has his opinions and shouldn’t be ostracized because of this.

    All things aside- -fuck haters. Let’s leave religion out of it and state the truth: The Haunted fuckin’ shreds, I don’t care what anyone says.

    • Ian

      Well argued, man. I agree with everything you say. Everyone here is just hating on the guy for expressing his fuckin’ opinion.

    • Jonathan

      As to that last point, wrong. He said he DOES think everyone should think what he does, or that they’re mentally insane. Therefore, the guy himself is an arrogant prick who needs to learn to accept other people’s beliefs. I don’t care if he’s atheist or whatever. But just because someone believes in a higher power, be it a specific one or not, it doesn’t mean they’re insane. It means they don’t want to be damned to hell, and the religion they chose is the one they felt most comfortable with.

      I mean, extremeists who are like WBC and the suicide bombers in Islam? Okay, yes, there is substantial reason to lock those people up. But not just because of a certain mindstate a person has. That’s infringing upon the right to think- in essence, even if he thinks religion is a control device, he’s doing the same thing a preacher does- telling his point of view, and trying to convince others to believe in it. So if he condemns anything like that as insane, then he himself should be locked up. No, he’s not channeling a divine entity, but he IS trying to control others and their beliefs in the same way a preacher would. Furthermore, he’s assuming something he himself has no possible idea of knowing- if there is or is not a God.

      Looking at the universe, it is fundamental scientific and theoretical understanding in every mind that this existence had to come from somewhere. We have several theories. Christianity/Islam/Judaism are three divergent sects of the same basic religion with a single theory skewed a couple different ways. Therefore, their God has the most /probability/ to exist if we accept that the truth must be SOMEWHERE in one of ANY theories. Other religions also have similarities, but there are those, like Buddhism which have been taken from philosophies and turned into religions. (Siddhartha’s “middle path” doctrine actually says somewhere in the texts not to take his ideas too far and worship him- of course, human nature would have it that this happened anyway). There are also “purely” scientific (more accurately, purely mathematical) theories such as the Big Bang and String Theory (which is less a theory of everything, and more a theory of creation and our universe splitting into two universes- one of 4 dimensions, which we experience, and a second universe 100 billion billion times smaller than a proton which consists of 6 dimensions wrapped tightly into an almost cone-like structure which supposedly governs many of the forces we experience, and allows for the vibration of light through vacuum).

      But neither of these truly explain where the Big Bang itself originated, which, as many scientists have concluded, means that there is no definite answer as to whom or what created this universe, and the acceptance of a God is not a scientific fault, nor a psychological, nor a pathological fault. Rather, the acceptance of a God is a fundamental human understanding which the “watch maker” clearly demonstrates.

      Say there is a watch found on the ground. The human who picks it up understands that the pieces which make the intricate device work in a continuous, invariable pattern have all been assembled by at least one watch maker, if not more. Perhaps the watch was made in a factory, but even the factory had to have been made either by human (or another sentient being’s) hands, or simpler machines made by sentient hands. The watch did not come together all by itself, without reason. If you smashed the watch against the wall, and then smashed the pieces together, the watch would not magically reform, as atoms might on their microscopic level. Therefore, we can infer that the universe was not simple a “smashing” of atoms into a big bang that out of chaos, became order. That thinking is purely illogical. Something or someone had to orchestrate the creation of the universe.

      The reason scientists avoid this, is because science focuses on that which can be experimentally proven, at the current moment, or hopefully sometime in the future if technology is not currently up to the task. (Such as the discovery of the neutrino, which was 70 years after it was first theorized by Wolfgang Pauli in the 1930′s.) Since the existence of a deity cannot be explicitly proven until he/she/it shows his/her/its-self, scientists have no real business trying to prove the existence of God, as it may just confuse and muddle their time and studies. Albert Einstein himself believed there was a God, as the mathematical structure of the universe is so beautiful (a term which means that there is mathematical symmetry, where certain sets of equations, when solved, become a simpler set of equations, and when all complied create a unified theory… String Theory aims to complete this goal, and so far has been largely successful… unfortunately, our mathematical capabilities are not up to par on solving the theory just yet) and since both in its geometric and quantum properties the supersymmetry remains with the universe, Einstein inferred that there is a subtle God, one vaguely similar to the God taught by Christianity.

      Although the existence of God may be “subtle, but not cruel,” his lack of intervention is “enough” proof for some people to discard the idea of a God, and throw the idea into a rejection pile. But the purpose of science has much to do with a deity, as science is on a quest to find the answer to the universe- in its purpose and how it got where it is, and to explain how every aspect of it works in tandem.

      “I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon. I want to know His thoughts, the rest are details.” – Albert Einstein.

      Therefore, to dismiss religion is a scientifically erroneous choice.

      • Cisco

        Wow. Good post.

        • byrd36

          I’m not sure this guy’s not just trying to convince himself, If all of this couldn’t just happen, how could God just happen? And the reason everything seems to fit so well together is because it all evolved together. And for the “watch maker”, of course it was made by someone/something it’s a fucking watch, just another analogy made by someone trying to convince themself.

          Religion is a crutch that is needed by some people but certainly not by all. Hell of a post though.

          • Jonathan

            You’d be right. I do want to believe. I’m pretty sure I do. It makes more sense that way, if you ask me. Look, I’m not sure everything that religion says is true. Some of it is really, really backwards. But going from how the universe is constructed, and how there are laws out of chaos… it just… feels wrong to say it’s an accident.

            So even if a lot of the Bible, or whatever religious document, is falsified or become hidden away and censored… perhaps the hidden bits are why the Bible feels sketchy. Because it is a sketch and not the full picture. Or perhaps the texts have been skewed by human bias. But I think there’s a core there that makes sense. “There is a God who made the universe. Humans disobeyed and angered him, and he cast them out. Eventually he sent a part of himself to give them a second chance.”

            So that argument is something I pieced together a while ago, and I’m very proud to have used it. And, as in a couple of other replies, I’ve stated- I don’t know how anything could just happen. Wherever we came from… something created us. What? I think it was a deity. Well, where did he/she/it come from? No idea, and I won’t bother trying to explain. It’s not like the scientists can explain where the particles (or parallel universe membranes, in string theory) came from to create the Big Bang.

            In conclusion- it’s all based on subjective opinion about what the evidence infers. With the argument I posted above, that’s what I have inferred. Am I right?
            I’ll find out when I die.

      • Ian

        your conclusion that smashing of atoms cannot create order is just simply false. Organic compounds can be synthesized by from inorganic compounds. Order can be created from chaos. If the conditions are right, inorganic precursors can “smash” together and form organic compounds. Look up the Miller-Urey experiment. they were able to synthesize amino acids (which make proteins) from methane, water, ammonia and hydrogen. These were all present in the primordial earth. I take it you’ve never heard of a spontaneous chemical reaction. It sounds like you didn’t take physics or chemistry, either.
        Also, scientists aren’t trying to disprove the existence of God. Their scientific endeavors lead them to discoveries which contradict some teaching of religion (like the earth is 5000 yrs old or some shit like that), thus casting doubt on religion.

        • Jonathan

          Ah, yes, sorry, amidst my flurry I did type that wrong. What I meant was, the Big BAng had to be caused by something; the chances of the right atoms moving at the right speeds to make the right compounds is highly improbable in a space as large as infinity.

      • Monkey Knife Fight

        Watchmaker argument = biggest fail in the world. OK, so we find a watch, and assume that there is a watchmaker because it is so complex and well put together. Conclusion, someone made the watch. This is the argument for Gods’s existence?
        Who made God then? I can’t imagine a more complex thing than God, and if you’re going to hold to the watchmaker horseshit, you better have a way of explaining how God comes about.

        Also, your use of an Einstein quote says nothing: a) his account of god is a lower-case g, non-deity god. b) simply because Einstein said something doesn’t necessarily make it right.

        “I’m going to the shop now, anyone want some milk?” Einstein.

        • soy el niño más bonito

          thank you.

          the problem with trying to logically argue the possibility of the existence of a God is that you fucking can’t. i was raised Catholic/went to Catholic school, so my reasoning comes from that background. i was always taught that God is this crazy complex entity (as you said) that humans can never fully comprehend or understand (“God works in mysterious ways,” right?). if we accept this definition of God, then it is IMPOSSIBLE to ascertain definitively whether or not God exists. we can’t understand the way God “thinks,” we can’t understand God’s “actions” or “reasoning,” and so therefore our thoughts and reasoning about God are inherently flawed. we can’t assume that God does things the same way we do, because we have no clue what God actually is.

          i say if it makes sense to you and helps you get through the day, believe in it.

          • Monkey Knife Fight

            Indeed.

            I don’t think you can logically argue for or against the existence of god(s), because most definitions of god involve something that cannot be proved. Its like trying to prove if you love someone. So what we end up relying on are our intuitions. For some people it is that God exists. For others, it is that there is no god. Arguments like the ‘watchmaker’ frustrate me because they are so weak.

            So despite, or more accurately, because of my atheism, I have no bone to pick with people believing: I am an atheist, not an anti-theist. We all need shit to believe in to get through the day, this seems to be a psychological fact for most people.

        • Jonathan

          It was an example of a scientist who does believe in a god is all. And I’m not claiming to know where God came from, or where anything came from. I’m just saying that there had to be some sort of maker to the universe. Whether he is intelligent beyond our level, on our level, or completely unaware of what he’s done, I cannot say, but there does seem to be some sort or maker.

          It’s the same problem with the big bang argument. Okay, fine, so if it WAS just a bunch of random particles coming together, where did THOSE come from?

          Either way, that’s a question nobody can answer, and we simply have to assume that wherever the first existing thing came from, we’ll most likely never know.

          • Monkey Knife Fight

            I think you’re right here. Whether its god or the big bang, you have to start somewhere, and fucked if anyone knows what that is.
            This is why I said that we end up relying on our intuitions: Some folks have the ‘god started it’ intuitions, others ‘not god started it’.
            When I try to think about what existed before things existed, or what goes on outside the universe, my brain melts.
            Maybe buddha was on point. Probably doesn’t explain it, but goes a good way to dealing with that nothingness.

    • DemonicLemming

      Ignoring your wall of text post to focus on the bit where you told me to fuck off – evidently you didn’t understand the problem I had with the article. My point was, overusing boring adjectives to make oneself seem smarter normally backfires when people who actually know how to write, or read a good deal, go through said article. It’s nothing but tossing a bunch of bullshit in to make people think he’s smarter than he is. If people “want their metal”, they’re not going to be reading a blog entry about religion.

      You’re also being hypocritical – sure, the guy’s entitled to his opinion, but likewise, everyone who reads his article is also entitled to their opinion and the ability to voice it.

      • Jonathan

        Actually, I was arguing with– “And I think what needs to be underlined the most: he’s not forcing it down anyone’s throats…“believe in this”. It’s more like, “here’s what I believe in and why”.”

        And I guess that means “Perpetual Black Screen Name” and “DemonicLemming” are the same person? Someone likes to spread his views.
        Otherwise, I’m pretty sure I’ve agree with you, and I haven’t told you to “fuck off” at all. Using my first two paragraphs, I showed why even if he IS entitled to his opinion (which, by no doubt, he is, as are you, and as am I), he’s the one being hypocritical, as he believes anyone who preaches their beliefs should be labeled as insane, when he himself preaches his own beliefs.
        So, I’m not really sure where I was hypocritical at all. I was simply giving an opposing viewpoint to Dolving’s, where religion, or rather, a deity is not something we can prove or disprove, as the only evidence we have is that of circumstance, and the circumstance points ever-so-slightly more towards there being some type of Creator, rather than there not being.

        • Jonathan

          OH! Wait, Demonic Lemming was responding to Perp. Black SN. Nevermind. Sorry about the confusion.

          • DemonicLemming

            Nerp, no problem. Done that myself a couple times. I also agree with most of what you said – science can explain a lot of things, but it utterly falls flat on its face when presented with the question of “But where’d it all come from?”, let alone psychological questions about the mind.

            Combining science and religion sort of cancel each other’s faults out…interesting thing I’ve noted is the majority of engineers I’ve known (which isn’t a small amount) are at least moderately religious. I’ve always found it fascinating that people whose jobs are based in the discrete physical sciences accept and believe in religion (although listening to their answers about things like the age of the earth, scientific proof vs Biblical proof, are always fun).

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ZombieNixon3000 President Nixon

    I appreciate the point he’s trying to make…for the most part (I can’t condone throwing religious people in a rubber room — some of them might need it, but I think the true crazies are crazy for reasons besides religion; religion might just aggravate the crazy). However, there’s a reason that religion is so old: the need for faith and belief in something “more” is one of the defining features of humanity. Couple this with the human social need to belong to a group, and organized religion springs easily.

    I’m a pretty stringent agnostic bordering on atheist. I find the concept of godhood fascinating, and I’ve studied a fair few religions in depth. It’s for that reason that I can’t being myself to subscribe to any of them: there are too many internal contradictions in every religion, and too many mutual exclusives between them. But I also believe in the power of belief, if that makes sense. Everybody believes in something, whether it be a god or gods, yourself, the capacity of humanity, random fluctuations in outer space quantum continua, etc. Even self-purported “nihilists” believe in “nothing” as a cohesive concept — i.e. belief that there is no meaning is still a belief.

    It’s these contradictions that everyone lives with that raise the truly interesting philosophical questions: is there a larger meaning to existence, can it be known, does/should any of this matter in the slightest/who gives a shit? My personal attitude is that I don’t know if there’s a greater meaning to life, and I don’t really care — I’d rather spend my days creating my own purpose. These aren’t easy questions, they never were, and never will be. Unfortunately, humans love to make absolute statements about things to which there are no absolute answers (see? absolute statement right there). But anyone who purports to have an easy answer, I believe is best regarded with a healthy dose of skepticism.

    I’d much rather read about the questions raised by the intersections of “faith” and logic than the same old absolutist canard.

  • Kram

    Wow it’s like reading poorly written Dawkins. Boring. Religion is not the problem, absolutism is the problem; religious or otherwise. When someone is charismatic enough and circumstances are right it doesn’t matter whether he’s using religion, nationalism or science to back up his cause, groups are easy to sway and people will do pretty much anything if they’re scared enough. Hitler’s appeal was kind of similar to that of the Catholic Church, they all look so damn cool. Thanks to Hugo Boss the SS were damn suave, who wouldn’t take up hating Jews just to look so good? We’re all fucking pack animals and will do whatever the pack leader says and kill whoever he wants when circumstances are right; be it for religious purposes or otherwise (hey if you think Atheism is peaceful why don’t you ask Stalin about). Bigotry is the real enemy. And Charismatic leaders. And Sheep. And you. And you know it.

    • DemonicLemming

      This. Regardless of the means employed, people will always use methods to control other people.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      I agree with you on the Dawkins line. And considering that Dawkins is very weak at his philosophy of religion, that is bit of a smack down.

      As for the Stalin thing, its a bit of a weak line, comparable to ‘Hitler was a vegetarian, you’re a vegetarian, therefore, you’re a hitler.’ Yes, Stalin was supposedly an atheist, but first and foremost he was Communist. Like any fundamentalist, he thought that he had found the Truth, and concluded that any human costs in support of that Truth were acceptable.

      While bigotry may be the enemy, i’m more inclined to say it is the fundamental pursuit of Truth that is the enemy. Adam Curtis’ Documentary, ‘The Trap’ is a good exposition of this point.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trap_(television_documentary_series)

      • Kram

        The Stalin comment was meant as a cheap stab at Dawkins fans. Dawkins seems to think that religion will intrinsically bring about our demise when really we don’t need religion to do that. We love to kill each other and any excuse is good. And vegans are definitely Hitlers.

        • Monkey Knife Fight

          Stalin point taken.

          Dawkins is the Korn of atheism. Maybe (and I mean maybe) he was good in the past, but he’s out of his depth with the religion stuff. I just wish the kids would stop wasting their time with him and get where the thinking is good.

  • the hate machine

    Fuck religion and fuck your God. Believe in nothing and you will never get butthurt over nothing.

  • Ziltoid

    I am so fucking tired of metal talking about religion. At this point, nobody gives a fuck about it, and it’s really unoriginal and tacky. We get it, you don’t like very much. In the 80s and early 90s, extreme music was new and directed most of its anger towards religion, which often opposed it publicly. Maybe then there was a need for this (often unrefined) anti-religiousness in metal, but nowadays, it is absolutely unnecessary and akin to trend-hopping. It’s not a relevant social issue anymore, and anyone singing about anti-religiousness or satanism is just doing it because “metal is supposed to do that.”

    And atheists are assholes too. Just like extreme religion-folk.

    • Insomnivore

      If you’re saying religion isn’t a relevant social issue anymore can I come live on planet Ziltoid? Sounds fucking great.

      • Ziltoid

        I didn’t mean that it wasn’t a relevant social issue in general. In relation to metal, however, it is an irrelevant social issue. Metal and religion just don’t interact anymore, but many people, often on the metal side of the equation, like the force the two together, whether it be for the sake of evoking the same images that older bands had, or for shock value.

        Look at Immolation. Quite a fine band (although NYDM is one of my least favorite kinds of death metal), but lyrically, they are utterly annoying in this regard. Like in “Father, You’re Not a Father,” when they say “You raped her…over and over and over and over…blah blah,” that is the kind of anti-religious imagery that is simply stupid. It’s not a response to anything. It’s has no context in the world. It’s just a stupid lyric for shock value because being anti-religious is apparently the cool thing to do in metal circles. There is no real reason for these kinds of childish lyrics otherwise.

        There is nothing wrong with tackling more philosophical and abstract religious matters as a subject of lyrics, but the anti-religious nonsense often written about in modern metal is just juvenile. It had meaning back in the early days of metal, but now it’s empty. Either be classy about it or write about something else.

    • http://www.myspace.com/palehorseofhell lord assenfroth

      everything has already been done, and overdone. if you throw out metal staples like religion or politics or anything else “metal” because everybodys doing it then what kind of metal are you going to listen to? theres no answer that hasnt been done by someone therefore making metal as dull as and contrived as every other genre. ive always had the thought that metal was superior to other genre’s because it was intellegent and people who wrote metal “got it” and if you let the things that made it what it is t slip away as cliches then what’s left for metal to stand for???

      • Cisco

        How about pushing boundaries and doing something different? Doing something that everybody else isn’t doing? Gojira are pretty much tree huggers, their lyrics are about the world ending by over population and the overuse and eventual depletion of natural resources. But instead of saying ‘screw you, screw me, screw this, screw that the world is gonna end’, they’re saying ‘man this is screwed up, let’s get up and do something positive about it!’.

        • Ziltoid

          As much as I hate Gojira, I will give them this. They’re quite proficient lyrically and do stand out from countless other bands in that regard.

      • Ziltoid

        If it stands as nothing more than an empty imitation of the older days, then metal is pretty damn shallow. If you latch onto old themes, being afraid to move on, then progress will never occur. There is certainly room for new things.

        Of course, metal isn’t really as intelligent as we’d all like to think it is. In the end, it’s lyrically dull, and often musically akin to pop music with the ever so prevalent verse-chorus format. Sure, there’s more technicality involved, but technicality doesn’t make a band “intelligent.” Some bands break the mold, and I praise them for that, but so many others, both good and bad, are content not being the intellectuals we often call them.

      • DemonicLemming

        It’s one thing to include religion and politics in metal by doing it in a unique way; it’s quite another to do really what amounts to playing some background music while blathering the same antiquated statements about religion and politics over and over again. Otep is a perfect example of that – for all her “OMG BE FREE!” ultra-lib bullshit in her music, it’s really nothing but the same dogmatic political spam with abused-chick-turned-rocker wallpaper slathered onto it.

        If a band can figure out a way to include politics or religion in their music in a unique way (and I don’t mean the normal “If you don’t think the same thing as I do you’re an idiot and fuck you and don’t listen to my music” thing, which ironically enough, is nothing but a mirrored version of what those people are espousing against – rigid, unthinking stereotyping), great, good for them and they’ll probably make some money off their smarter followers for it. However, if a band (or, in this case, a person) is just re-mouthing what they’ve heard from everyone else, they should expect to take flak for it, and rightly so. The entire basis behind metal (if you buy into that sort of thing) is individual thought and expression, not groupthink and goth conformity.

    • soy el niño más bonito

      religion is a VERY relevant social issue. Islamic terrorism? the right of Israel to the land it settled on? abortion? gay marriage? religion is a part of almost EVERYTHING. it gives people guidelines how to live, it tells them where they came from, it tells them what their purpose is…. it attempts to explain our existence.

      i just feel like you can’t blame people for wanting to put their thoughts about religion into song, however half-witted they may be. at the core, it’s a very deep issue; it’s about why we even exist.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      Not all of us atheists are arseholes. Just the arseholes.

  • byrd36

    Check this out, I found it very interesting, not that everyone will
    http://www.anus.com/zine/articles/prozak/belief_in_nothing/

  • http://facebook.com/scrillaz teaches_of_peaches

    Is that Jacob from Lost?

  • Tacoloft

    Peter Dolving’s personal views that he ascribes to is a (surprise) RELIGION! So his rant against religion is akin to ranting against his own personal views. So he himself is calling his own religion of anti-religion trite, gibberish, religious ritual, faith-based law – even the utterly ridiculous and pathological. The point is- religion allows people to believe in whatever they want –even to believe that religion sucks – so Peter is in fact pointing his finger up his own ass. EVERYBODY practices religion (belief) and weather you like it or not- it is a sign of Freedom.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      I think you’re mistaking religion with belief here. One can believe in things, even non-provable concepts without it being a religious belief.

      • Tacoloft

        I disagree – what a person believes in and what they do is their religion even if a Deity is not involved.

        • soy el niño más bonito

          then you don’t fully understand the definition of religion. philosophy is a better word for what you’re talking about.

          • DemonicLemming

            Philosophy is more a logical means of thought…I’d say “spirituality” fits the definition above better, since religion isn’t an inherent part of spirituality, nor is absolute logic and reason.

  • Ian

    I think that in past centuries and millennia, people needed religion to sort of add meaning to their lives and to try and explain who they were, where they were, and how they got there. Science finally caught up and questioned everything everyone thought they knew about their existence. Evolution is too hard to refute now, with all of the transitional fossils found and mitochondrial DNA differences between species.

    So what I’m saying is that with all of the knowledge about our existence that we possess at this time , it is pretty easy to refute a “God” from the Bible. But there are still those people who are indoctrinated at a young enough age that they are simply hard wired to believe in a God. Thats how religion has been passed down for generations, and I don’t think it will stop any time soon.

    • DemonicLemming

      There are plenty of people who are raised by non-religious families and go on to find and adopt a particular religion they like. As much as we enjoy touting science as the cure-all for religion, we also love to ignore the fact that there’s a HUGE amount of things we don’t know, and that when humans have come as far from us as we have from Neanderthals, there will still be questions that science can’t answer.

      Science and religion don’t have to be mutually exclusive – sure, the major religions refuse to believe it, and the atheists refuse to believe it, but a fusion of the two actually tends to make very reality-based individuals who still understand that some things we just don’t understand, some things we’ll never understand, and that acknowledging the possibility (beyond agnosticism) that there is a higher order of intelligence that could very well be orchestrating, for lack of a better word, everything.

  • Heywood

    Religion is like your appendix. They both played an important role in the evolutionary past of humans. But despite being unnecessary now, they are still hanging around and can cause problems on occasion. Its easier to deal with appendicitis though.

    • Ian

      great analogy

      • byrd36

        Great analogy indeed!

  • Eduardo Navarro

    Fuck metalheads who rant about religion. I am a metalhead, and a christian, i just enjoy the ride of life, i don’t believe in God because my parents do, i believe in god because it is sincerely stupid not to believe that SOMETHING must have created the universe, shit doesn’t happen at random, at least not big as things as life.

    • byrd36

      So Gods happen at random to create things that must not be able to happen randomly?

      Of all the reasons people follow religions “this just couldn’t happen on it’s own” is sincerly the stupidest.

      • Tacoloft

        byrd – In an infinite universe there are infinite possibilities. So yes both possibilities exist that it happened on its own and/or God exists. To state one or the other as an absolute – that is sincerely stupid. Is it too hard to say we don’t know for certain?

        • byrd36

          I agree that both are possibilties, my point was that it could happen on it’s own just as likely as a God creating it, and that basing religious faith solely on that (that it couldn’t just happen) seems ignorant to me, stupid was a stupid choice of words, but it’s a frustrating subject.

          No, we don’t know for certain, but if God does exist, does that inherently mean that it cares?

          Even if the existence of a God was proven I don’t see why, in the vastness of the universe, it would give a damn what I do or think.

          I don’t mean to come off as trying to push nonbelief on anyone, I really do understand that some people need faith in something more, but they also need to understand that some of us don’t.

          • Tacoloft

            Agreed – peace.

          • Monkey Knife Fight

            byrd36 – i’m so with you on the “No, we don’t know for certain, but if God does exist, does that inherently mean that it cares?

            Even if the existence of a God was proven I don’t see why, in the vastness of the universe, it would give a damn what I do or think.”

            I realise that the reply (at least from a christian position) is god’s omnipotence and love: god knows all, and loves all. But then that leaves the religious folks with the problem of trying to explain evil.

          • byrd36

            Good is something that you favor, Evil is your sour flavor……

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      OK. Who created God?

      • Tacoloft

        His God.

        • Monkey Knife Fight

          Or Hers.
          Or Their God.
          Lets embrace the polytheisms here.

          • Tacoloft

            Monkey – a personal explanation of the existence of EviI: have a hunch that if God does exist then we are all Gods in embryo. Life being the training ground to become like God. If this is the goal then the possibility of good and evil must be present in the environment and we must learn to choose the good. One cannot discern good if there is no evil. Both are a necessity for growth. (Eve knew this and so did Adam -hence the Fall of man.) Giving mankind the freedom to act on his own both good and evil will abound. God then has to assume the role of spectator and cannot interfere every time evil appears. As the author of good I suppose God can appear to men when called on to advance his purposes.
            Or nothing is evil – everything is a cause and effect.
            To say something is good or evil without an ultimate authority on the matter – good and evil are just opinions and not facts. An acceptable level of societies biases.
            And then there is Alien-God theory which can fit into all of this as well…

  • http://www.jaydinitto.com Jay

    “Rants” just turn out to be whinefests. Give me reasoned coherency, not “heh religion amirite??”

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      Hmm, reading into this, are you saying that the Haunted, and their ilk, are simply emos?

      Observe: ” “Rants” just turn out to be whinefests…”heh, relationships amirite?”

      Replace ‘god sucks’ with ‘relationships suck’ and we’ve gone from antitheistic metal to emo in one fowl swoop.

      Aaah, fuck it, i’m prepared to say that ALL metal is just emo with too much self importance.
      Observe: Metallica are a foundational metal band: FACT
      Some Kind Of Monster showed Metallica to be whiney and self-obsessed: FACT
      Conclusion: All Metal is emo.

      Discuss…

      • Kram

        Well at least Metal suppresses it’s emotions for the most part to create a more complex personality, instead of the bland ‘look at me I like to cry’ of emo. Metallica have been pampered far too much for far too long to be metal any more. I don’t think they can back a solid argument. I think passion is fundamental in metal and that’s a very emotional thing, which leads me to this: Hurrah for Metal the emo!

  • Jizzmaster3000

    I kinda wish religion would stop killing, raping, oppressing, censoring knowledge in place of ignorance and generally stop halting the progress of the species. At least then I wouldn’t have to hear the same rants against it over and over.

    • soy el niño más bonito

      hahahahahaha i love this.

  • Monkey Knife Fight

    The new-atheists (Dawkins, Hitchens etc) are pretty shit, but they do put forward a convincing case of christianity being shithouse. So, despite various posts in here defending religion, I must admit I don’t understand christians. Why would you choose such a dumb religion? Why not go for something much more funky like Hinduism, Jainism, Scientology or Animism?

    In the words of Bill Hicks, ‘as long as we’re making shit up here, lets go hog wild’.

    • Kram

      Because Christianity is brutal man. And the Catholic clergy looks awesome. And Cathedrals rock. I cling to my Christian faith partly for sentimental reasons and partly because it’s got some great notions. It’s also the basis for pretty much all western morals and ‘do unto others as you would have them do unto you’ is the most fucking logical philosophy to live by. The problem is that Bible is so rich that you can pick and choose how to interpret it and come up with all sorts of conclusions (hateful/hurtful or peaceful/wimpy) but it still got some pretty solid concepts in there and I like them. I will now stand back and watch anyone who has an education pick this bland statement apart. If you haven’t been to college please fuck off.

      • Monkey Knife Fight

        Kram: This is an interesting and very important point. As you say, the bible says so much that you can pick good and bad stuff. But the problem with equating the bible and christianity with morals is that a christian belief system is neither necessary nor sufficient for morality.

        Firstly, there are many ethical belief systems that are expressly non-christian in their bases: The Greeks (Socrates, Plato, Diogenes of Sinope), the Buddhists, the Confuscians. More recently the rationalists following Gottlob Frege. The basic point here is that you can and do have well developed ethical belief systems without a need for christianity.

        Secondly, christians, even the most devout believers, do things that most consider strongly immoral. The Spanish Inquisition springs to mind. Pretty much irrespective of the ethical system you hold to, you can find major flaws with christian thinkers. The basic point here is that having christian beliefs is not suffient for moral action.

        Now, this raises the question of why people equate christianity with morality. One important reason is historical: In the Western world, much reflection and academic work was done in institutions that were christian. Second, most of the people doing this work were christian (at least nominally: Spinoza springs to mind). So there is a correlation between christian institutions and research into ethical systems. But it is just that: a correlation, and not causation.

        The three main Western ethical belief systems have no need for, and often expressly differentiate themselves from religious belief systems: Deontology follows from Immanuel Kant’s philosophy, and though Kant was a christian, you don’t need anything to do with god to follow Kantean ethics.
        Consequentialism, particularly utilitarianism (following Jeremy Bentham and J. S. Mill) are also devoid of any religious foundations at all.
        Virtue Ethics aka Neo-Aristotelianism finds its foundations in the Greek philosophy of Aristotle (though recent champions of Virtue Ethics like Alasadair MacIntyre do take a strong influence from Thomas Aquinas).

        There are many other schools of ethics out there, but the point here is that the most important branches of western ethical thought (Deontology, Utilitarianism and Virtue Ethics) are entirely distinct in content from christianity. Though it is true that they may have found a history in christian schools it doesn’t follow that christianity and morality are essentially linked.

        In terms of looking awesome, I like the Russian orthodox style.
        http://staidensmonastery.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/patriarch_aleksii2.jpg
        That shit is gold.

        • Kram

          Well my point was more that western ethical philosophers such as Kant and Spinoza were Christians and thus their systems have their roots in Christian morality. I do not believe that God is necessary for one to act in a moral fashion and I do not think that Christian=good person (Fred Phelps anyone?) however I don’t like when people equate Christianity with the Inquisition and gay bashers as these things have absolutely no biblical foundation. Jesus was constantly getting flak for hanging out with whores and whatnot and when confronted he usually told those people to go fuck themselves (personnal interpretation, not in the King James Version). I don’t like the whole baby with the bathwater mentality.

          +1 on the stylish Russians. That IS gold.

          • Monkey Knife Fight

            Indeed. And I think this is the problem with Dawkins et al: They claim to be atheists, while I believe that they are anti-theists. That they look at the Spanish Inquistion etc etc and say: Religion was/is involved in bad shit, we don’t like bad shit, therefore, all religion is undesirable. Babies and bathwater.
            Its like saying science made bombs, we hate bombs, lets ban science.

            Funnily enough, the main problem across so much bad shit in the world seems to be bored adolescent males (or people who were bored adolescent males) with too much power (physical, economical, social etc). Funnily enough, very few people talk about eradicating bored adolescent males . I wonder why that is?

            (Being a bored adolescent male myself, I am happy to neck up if everyone else does too).

            iViva life!

          • Kram

            I don’t think people are self aware enough to see the true cause (bored adolescent male), besides as long as he’s getting laid he’s not too much trouble. The sexually frustrated bored adolescent male is just a shit storm waiting to happen (black veil brides springs to mind, although they probably get way laid by charming the ladies with intellectual conversation about nail polish brands). Would you like to start a bored adolescent male hate group?

  • Watt Par

    YEAH MAN, FUCK THOSE SHEEP, DEY R SO DUMZ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    At this point I am reminded of when Tertullion cursed Aristotle for giving logic to fools. The point was that he gave them just enough to SOUND smart to people who aren’t, while still presenting completely fallacious arguments.

  • brandonmetal

    dude, it’s like 2010.
    we’re still talking about religion??
    zzz.

    • Monkey Knife Fight

      Yep. And we will be until 2012. When the world ends. Or so the Aztecs (or some fruity latin folks) and Hollywood said.

      You don’t have to wait much longer.

  • Astral Zombie

    This might be interesting if The Haunted actually made a decent record after One Kill Wonder.