EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS OF DINO CAZARES ACTUALLY EATING A BABY!!!

Monday, June 14th, 2010 at 4:30pm by

We’ve given Dino Cazares a lot of shit on MetalSucks. And I know he’s read at least some of it. And I’ve been operating under the impression that he had no sense of humor about it whatsoever. But, hey, I’m happy to see that I was dead wrong.

These photos were taken by MetalSucks Maniac Ben Alden (right) and his friend Sam (left) at a Fear Factory show at Northern Lights in Clifton Park, NY on Friday night – and I give Dino major, major props for participating in their creation:

More photos, and Ben’s explanation of how this all went down, after the jump!

Here’s Ben’s first-hand account of the event:

I’ve read you guys for a couple years now, and have never gotten to see Fear Factory, until last night. What I always do, is try to get something completely apeshit random signed at every show I go to, for example, I have a santa hat signed by Hatebreed and Corpesgrinder Fisher. I’ve always gotten a kick outta the whole “Dino Eats Babies” shit you guys do, so what I decided to do, is get a toy baby doll and try to get it signed. Just as Fear Factory was getting on stage, I got up to the area where the bands walk in, screamed at Dino, showed him the baby, and he started laughing his ass off, came over, and took the baby up on stage, and screwed around with it through the set. After they were done, he came up to me laughing, and siad “I better see this on MetalSucks sometime in the next week or two.”

Here are some more pics:

And you can watch video of Dino holding the baby up on-stage on Sam’s Flickr page.

Ben and Sam are definitely, like, MetalSucks Maniacs of the Year for doing this. And, again, I wanna give Dino credit for doing this. It’s always good to see when people don’t take the shit we say too seriously. Respect!

-AR

  • moyles

    Good stuff haha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    That’s amazing! Also I love the whole “get something crazy signed”-thing. That’s really really cool. I demand to see the santa hat on here someday.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alden/100000286352345 Ben Alden

      I’ll tinypic a picture of it, then post it on here in the next comment for ya

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alden/100000286352345 Ben Alden

      Here it is, on my wall, right next to my baby http://tinypic.com/r/2qx1bgo/6

  • http://www.twitter.com/stabitha Stabitha

    You know who wins here? Everybody. MS, Dino, us…everybody wins. My hat is off to all parties involved.

    • El Peras

      I think Dino superwins over everybody else man…

      • http://www.twitter.com/stabitha Stabitha

        I think I agree with you.

    • hikizume

      +1

      good to know he can laugh about it know, ’cause he used to hate tweet about Axl a lot some time ago

  • Thrashbuster

    Hilarious! New respect for Dino on this one.

    Rose Funeral. Take the Hint. Don’t take yourselves so fuckin’ seriously.

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

      I’m gonna get them to sign uno cards. It’ll be pretty rad.

  • EdSW

    My Respect for Dino Cazares now= +100

  • tim

    This made my day. My respect for Dino just tripled

    • cougar party

      Word. good work, guys!

  • Genial Gentile

    Amazing how one little thing like this can make you see someone in a completely different light. Cheers to Dino for being a good sport and to Ben and Sam for coming up with the idea and sharing the photos.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

    PROOF! He doesn’t even try to hide his love for baby flesh.

  • Mike W

    My respect for Cazares is back.

  • jackattack

    Epic Dino.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Damien-Leech/100000523573504 Damien Leech

    Absolutely awesome. Complete respect to Dino for this.

  • SkApEgOaTt

    Hahaha, Dino you’re the man!

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Very funny! Awesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hoefer/25511007 David Hoefer

    I met Dino at the Jaxx show in Springfield, VA. He complimented my Demanfacture shirt, and when I said it was a little big he poked fun at the fact that he wears a 3XL. A really nice guy who appreciates his fans. The original Fear Factory guys (Burt and Dino) were way nicer than the SYL guys (Byron and Gene). It took Gene 10 seconds before he would give in and give me a handshake. I guess that’s the attitude of a hired gun.

    • Isaac

      I’d give a pass to anybody who didn’t want to shake my hand (or was rude to me in general) if they were in Death.

      • Perpetual Black Screen Name

        LMAO Agreed.

      • jackattack

        This is a good counter.

    • Joshie

      I actually met Gene at a Fear Factory show last week, and I wouldn’t say it wasn’t nice as much as he just seemed like a quiet dude. He was a cool dude of few words.

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    Hahaha That’s awesome. Prop’s to Dino and the guy’s who did this. It’s cool that the big guy has a good sense of humor.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Pellino/1579163650 Sam Pellino

    Hey, It was great to be at this show!

    First time seeing fear factory!

    On the way down Ben told me about the articles on MetalSucks.net, so i laughed at the stories on the way down – reading them on my phone.

    Only the photos really get credited to me, other than that, it’s was mostly Ben’s Idea – i normally only bring a small notepad and a sharpie. I just encouraged him to buy it.

    I was gonna buy one too but i didn’t have enough money or pocket room for a baby and merch.

    • brent

      you just killed this, you brought that other guy down a lot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Pellino/1579163650 Sam Pellino

        How?

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Pellino/1579163650 Sam Pellino

          Oh! exclude the word “only” from that 4th line, i didn’t mean it to sound like that.

          I means to say that most of the credit for this article goes TO Ben, it was his idea, and that i was the one who took the photos, and that’s all i should receive credit for.

  • tiagón

    WIN

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-See/726690352 Jay See

    My respect for Dino just went up a lot more

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    fucking hysterical. i wouldn’t be surprised if that photo ends up getting photoshopped.

  • hi my name is mark

    Props to Dino for being able to joke around about this kind of stuff. Now hopefully, we’ll never see another “LOLZ HE EATS BABIES” post from Axl around here again.

    • JC

      Fuck man, I was thinking the same thing, it was funny the first few times when used scarcely, it got annoying fast.

  • http://www.auscam.org Shannon

    That’s just fuckin gold right there. Good on Dino! It really shows how nice the bloke really is!

    I always thought Gene was a nice guy? Every interview or article I’ve read about him he seems to be a soft spoken, well mannered bloke! I remember in one interview that he’s barely had a day off for many months/years. Around 3 days a year I think he gets. Maybe he was just a tad stressed out… I woulda thought Burt woulda been the guy to hesitate from a handshake.

    Oi, the best bit is this: He did shake your hand!

    I can only hope for a proper Aussie Tour sometime soon. The Big Day Out is not a Tour, lol…

  • orbital

    cool story bros

  • Alex_P

    Speaking from experience, baby flesh makes you a really mellow, patient person. It’s like weed, but legal and without the cancer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Mitchell/727402512 Matthew Mitchell

    It sounds alot like you guys need to get high with Gene Hoglan. After a Zimmer’s Hole gig , he was hanging around with a big group of fans passing around a dooobie and he would just go on and on about these awsome ass stories and some of the funniest jokes i’ve heard.

    Props to Dino , and a 1+ agree with the Rose Funeral guys to take some notes.

    • Will

      Gah, so jealous!

  • Fufkin

    Dino that’s really cool, well done Sam and Ben too.

  • Viking_xxx

    Great story. Nice work to all involved.

  • Phil Anshlomo

    Gotta love that. Way to have a sense of humor, Dino.
    Say what you will about the guy, he still has some serious skills.

  • WV

    now people may bring babies to every show.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    Go Dino!

  • Death to bro metal

    See Dino isn’t a bad guy. He obviously must have a sense of humor. I actually hung out with for a little while during Mayhem fest two years ago and he seemed a like a cool guy.

  • SonOF

    Everything about this article is cool, except for the Sevendust “Cold Day Memory” shirt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Pellino/1579163650 Sam Pellino

      HA! EXACTLY BEN! FUCK YOU!
      NOBODY LIKES SEVENDUST!
      xD

  • Moose_Knuckle

    Pretty fucking funny, cool that Dino’s having a laugh about it too.

  • VAF

    I saw Fear Factory on this tour and couldn’t believe they used the theme from the movie Dune for their entrance music. That’s the same track Faith No More used…20 years ago! It’s even featured on FNM’s “You Fat Bastards” live DVD. I lost a little respect for Fear Factory.

  • Steve O

    This is weird. Dino has a reputation as a huge twat, but from pretty much every fan story I’ve heard he sounds cool as hell. This one especially, what a guy…