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DRUNKY MUNKY

 Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 at 1:00pm by

Tales of Korn guitarist James “Munky” Schaffer are well-documented, like the time he got pummeled by a member of Droid, and now his wasted exploits are available for all the world to hear courtesy of the Noisecreep CreepShow. Host Jon Wiederhorn greets Munky on the phone at the very top of the broadcast, and the Korn guitarist is completely wasted lying poolside at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas (’cause that’s where the cool kids hang out at 11:30am). Munky is next-level drunk and pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is gold; I don’t want to ruin it for you, but a choice nugget includes him pining for Head to come back to the band.

-VN

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  • AddRokk

    How do twats like this guy get a premiere radio gig? WHO THE FUCK CHEWS GUM ON AIR? “Awesome…Yeeeaaaah…. For Sure…” Fuck you.

  • Goolash

    Kinda reminds when a buddy gets fucked up and drunk dials you. Always hilarious

  • sYgnal

    I’m still wondering why the only people physically on the show have to do with Alice Cooper? And why is one them his producer? And since when does AOL know anything about worthy bands?

    • blahblah

      i believe the woman wrote/is writing a book with weiderhorn. they are probably fucking too. and then the bassist previously played with dio, and probably is friends with the woman as well, so thats probably why he is there.

  • Robert

    So, there’s this big rock festival coming up called “Mayhem”. Tell us about it…

    HARD HITTING JOURNALISM!

  • orbital

    Guy in band drunk at 11:30 am. More at 11

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    fuckin gold. talk shit about korn all you want, that was awesome

    • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

      You could say it was a Fuckin’ Miracle.

  • Femicide

    Rockstar shit

  • Rik

    Munky’s the only member of Korn that still drinks, I believe. And for that reason alone I have more respect for him than the rest of them :P

  • http://anus.com Adrian McCoy

    Korn is the gayest band on Earth…not only is their lead singer the biggest pussy on the planet, thier bassist the biggest punkass wigger bitch on the planet, and the their drummer the biggest shemale on the planet…

    THEY HAVE ABSOLUTLEY NO TALENT WHATSOEVER!!!!