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BLACK VEIL BRIDES’ TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC

 Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 3:30pm by

Zuhhhh???

Has this guy never listened to the dozens of bands Black Veil Brides rip off? Never seen the hundreds from which they copped their look? Have a serious case of Peter Pan syndrome? Is he actually a 15 year old girl who looks like a 35 year old man and has swindled the powers that be into giving her/him a suit-and-tie job? Is he just mentally deficient?

The mind boggles. Absolutely boggles.

That’s all I’ve got.

-VN

Thanks: Jake Ryan

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  • Heywood

    “98% of all adults signed a secret contract in which they gave up rock & roll…as well as fun, freedom, fantasy, and anything that tastes or feels good.”

    Fucking contracts. How do they work?

  • evilfatguy

    That song is terrible. No real way around it.

    • Amanda

      Everyone has their own taste in music. Just because you dont like that type of music doesnt mean you can say its terrible. I happen to like this song, and all the rest of BVB’s songs, but i dont go criticising other genres of music. I simply say i dont like that music. I dont say that the music is terrible.

      • Maria

        They have a right to express their opinion. If they feel it’s terrible, then they are allowed to say so.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kiel-Vaughan/516373324 Kiel Vaughan

          The video is fucking retarded, it’s like Take That mixed with a bdsm fetish fair. Look at slipknot duality, system of a down chop suey or even papa roach be loved, those crowds actually look genuine, these fans are like a half assed moshpit virgins who usually take the seated tickets at arena gigs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alexander/1092891172 Ben Alexander

    What the fuck?

  • Sacajawea

    Despite the guys absolutely horrible taste in music, at least he seems less boring than your typical buisness suit wearing adult. I would still probably punch him in his stupid face though.

    • GoingDeaf?

      Hate to break it to you, buddy, but those boring, business suit wearing adults are you and your friends in 15 years. When you move out of your parents’ house, things like money and jobs start to become important. You think all these folks were wearing suits and listening to Yanni when they were in high school? Of course not…they were partying, listening to music their parents hated, and fucking shit up as much as any teenager today.

      • stu1

        This dude wouldn’t even get a job that good.

      • Sacajawea

        That hurt my head. I’m not some little teenager. I’ve been on my own for quite some time. My friends and I all have jobs in which we unload trucks and things like that, which is what I typically find most metal heads doing because, well, sitting at a desk is boring as shit. Don’t even attempt to claim that it is because we lack an education, because we all know that’s a bullshit comeback.

        My point was that every “buisness-type” that I have met in the past liked top 40 shit and told me that I only listen to metal because my parents hate it, which might be true if I worked at Hot Topic or something.

        I just admire the guys spirit is all.

        • GoingDeaf?

          I was just giving you shit, man…. I think you’ll find that there are a lot of metalheads in all professions. Aren’t the Austerity Program guys stock brokers or something?

          I also appreciate this guy’s spirit. If he’s genuine, you can’t argue with his joy even if you don’t like Black Veil Brides or whatever else gets him this excited.

          • Sacajawea

            No hard feelings. I just wanted to make it clear that I’m not a complete tard.

      • emo romeo

        srry to break it to YOU, but i live on my own and i still an part of the bvb army. i have my job i make my money and i still listen to great music. thts not goin to change. not EVER. my dad works at home, in his fuckin kiss shirt making more money u could dream of. he still listens to kiss. just cuz u a conformist dont mean shit

        • P3TR

          Doubt it, my dad’s a judge.

  • GoingDeaf?

    I knew I shouldn’t have signed that fuckin contract. Now I’m stuck missing out on all things that feel good…like Black Veil Brides! Fuck!

  • Jason

    His daughter put him up to it.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

    I give his troll a 4/5

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Razza-Tu/717008242 Razza Tu

    He must be trollin’. There is no possible way that he can be serious.

  • atomicgarden

    It’s just SICK!

  • cyrollan

    Oh boy… I suspected a troll until he showed us his “contract” and ripped it up. Br00tal, d00d!

    Remember JoshChristian99, the young guy who said all metal is satanic? Remember how we said that when he grows up, he’s going to be embarassed about making those videos? Well… you see where I’m going with this…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trip-Cahouet/706361037 Trip Cahouet

      So…JoshChristian is going to find a suitable form of “metal” for his stubborn mind, which will happen to be Black Veil Brides. This is JoshChristian in a past life. God help us all!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uveX3AxpseM mike

    this guy dances around his house playing airguitar, out of his fuckin mind. please laugh at him

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uveX3AxpseM mike

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uveX3AxpseM
    that’s the link. you will see insanity

    • Ian

      +1000000 for this link

    • Heywood

      Wow. Good thing he ripped up that contact, or else the Amway legal department would be all over his ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Ryan/596440962 Jake Ryan

      holy shit.. i didnt see any of his other videos when i found this one. thats ones almost even funnier.

      and sadder

    • EvilivE

      Wow. Is that like a corporate mullet or something? This is one of those guys that was born about 15 years too early.

      • Axem

        oh .. ohh .. ahh .. I see now. Skin tight pink jeans with a slim fit white t-shirt .. yeah no wonder he likes that band so much..

  • Alex_P

    I’m sorry. This guy is just too funny. I don’t really care about his taste in music. I’m glad he exists to make me lol.

    • mvsiKb4Kvltvre

      I was thinking the same thing, Im totally going to subscribe to this guy.

      However, if BVB is the solution to getting old, then get me the contract so I may sign it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Obvious troll. You all just lost the game.

  • amelia

    i wonder how much BVB are paying this guy…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trip-Cahouet/706361037 Trip Cahouet

      This guy is probably one of their dads.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amelia-Rupp/1269821017 Amelia Rupp

        that would not be surprising

      • Rik

        Or granddads.

  • Sambo

    Surely you can’t be serious? I am serious, AND DON’T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

  • mvsiKb4Kvltvre

    So I spent the last few minutes watching this guys other clips and well wow, he is certainly one of those internet jems. He does a whole vid on Justine Bieber, but then does a whole tribute vid to Dio, at least he likes one good music artist.

    • EvilivE

      Just one. Just….one.

    • Grymmbear

      He’s almost as entertaining as “Themotherchick”.

      Almost.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

    im pretty sure hes trolling

  • blowtorch massacre

    Reminds me of Patrick Bateman’s rants about Genesis/Phil Collins and Huey lewis and the News in American Psycho.

    • ryan d.

      omg
      it totally does
      xD

    • Xenogia

      You so beat me too it, I heard him and the first thing I thought was Patrick Bateman +9000 units to you blowtorch massacre.

  • blackmetalJJ

    this guy is my fucking hero.

  • aftertoday224

    I love his enthusiam. It’s aboslutely amazing.

  • http://bvbfan22 deanie95

    were do i start you guys r ass holes u sit there critisyse wat people listen to you have ur own music and we have ours so get over your self adn deal with it you big ass baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go fuck your self DICK………..

    • aubrey

      ha yea they kan!!

  • aubrey

    dud eppl need to quit with the bs if you dont like the music who gives a fuk it dont matter what you think cuz i love it!

  • emo romeo

    shut. the. fuck. up.

  • metalhead MK

    dis is lame -_-
    if u dont lyk jus dont spill out stuffs like lyk dis…jus say u dont lyk it…

    i like BVB bt i also lyk amon amarth ,necrophagist & stuffs…….
    & if u thinks BVB is not ur type jus say it in a modest way & not in a Poser way

    • http://www.facebook.com/sukigime Esteban Gastelut

      This*, you* like* just* stuff* like* this* just* you*, like* but* like* think* your* just* 
      Good god reading that gave me a headache

      • Anonymous

        & stuffs is probably my favourite band. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/sukigime Esteban Gastelut

      This*, you* like* just* stuff* like* this* just* you*, like* but* like* think* your* just* 
      Good god reading that gave me a headache

  • Volemort

    Its funny how BVB fans cant spell for shit & think Andy is a god when really he ripped off KISS and alot more bands.