JULIE CHRISTMAS IS A BAD WIFE

Thursday, June 24th, 2010 at 1:30pm by

Made Out of Babies’ masterpiece, The Ruiner, came out exactly two years ago today, and to be honest, I was hoping there might be a new MOOB album in the not-too-distant future — especially after watching them absolutely annihilate live earlier this year.

Well, the bad news is that there’s news on the MOOB front, vocalist/batshit crazy front lady Julie Christmas will be releasing her first solo album, The Bad Wife, sometime this fall. Our first taste of the album will apparently be a song called “July 31st,” which will appear in a feature film called Wrong Turn at Tahoe. The movie stars Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Harvey Keitel and was directed by the dude who made the barely-watchable P2, so I’m assuming the Christmas track will be the best thing about the flick. Luckily, Ms. Christmas is doing a video for the song, so hopefully none of us will ever have to suffer through Tahoe to hear it.

And that’s not all Julie has been busy with!

She has apparently also written a book, The Scribbles and Scrapes of Amy Anyone: (A Multiple Personality Autobiography), with Emily the Strange illustrator Nix Turner. There will also be an accompanying CD with more Christmas music (every time I type that phrase I think of carolers) and a tone to tell you when to turn the page – like those picture books with audio tapes you used to love as a kid. Except presumably much, much cooler.

Bottom line: Pretty much everything Julie Christmas touches turns to awesome (MOOB, Battle of Mice, Spylacopa, etc.), so I have high expectations for both these projects. Plus, “If You Go Away,” a rough track currently streaming on her MySpace page, kicks all kinds of ass. Hopefully we’ll have a release date for The Bad Wife soon.

-AR

  • Blyan

    Agreed, she’s highly talented. Nice to see her get some recognition on here!

  • Sophus

    Goddammit YES FINALLY

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Jay/1137871271 Sean Jay

    She’s got a really charming and sweet singing voice, but does anyone else think her screams (specifically in Battle of Mice) just don’t cut it at all? They’re painful to listen to. I just think in sludge you need heavier, thicker harsh vocals, and the fact that she sounds like a wounded animal takes a lot away from what’s otherwise a pretty solid album.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Jay/1137871271 Sean Jay

      Also, does that picture scream Katy Perry to anyone else?

      • the benthic

        YES AND THATS WHY I OPENED THE LINK, I WANTED TO SEE SOME NSFW PICTURES DAMN!

        what a waste of a click.

    • SON1KdethMUNKY

      I love her screams. The raw emotion in them is much better than a low growl.

      Now then, my question is, how is her song going to be in a movie that came out last year?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

        Have you ever heard Brent Hinds live? He has one of the most metal voices I’ve ever heard, and it’s SOOOOO unpleasant. It’s literally the noise a cat makes while it’s being raped with a soldering iron.

        I’m not a huge doom/sludge guy, but I checked into her voice anyways, and it’s metal. Agonizingly metal.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Jay/1137871271 Sean Jay

        It’s not even really a low growl that I’m talking abut. I just think she sounds like a boy going through a really rough patch of puberty when she screams.

        • Colin

          I think she has a ridiculously awesome and powerful scream.

  • Zakk

    The dude that made P2 was also the dude that made the pretty awesome High Tension and the Hills Have Eyes remake. And Harvey Keitel is a pimp so it may not be so bad.

    • Igottawocket

      Harvey Keitel is a bad ass.

    • SON1KdethMUNKY

      Technically. Alexandre Aja only did the screenplay for P2.

      Which I only watched because Wes Bentley is a beautiful man.

  • kmfcm

    It’d be cool to have her and Amber Valentine on the same record. . . .

  • Igottawocket

    Sweet, excited for her new stuff. Wish MOOB would tour though, would love to see them live… and update your myspace, I’m sorry, but holy shit.

    • Matt

      It is a bit ridiculous. Her own Myspace page hasn’t been updated in over two years, and she never posts on her own Facebook page, either. I had to post this press release to her page myself, as she hasn’t bothered. You’d think she didn’t want anyone to know about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    July 31st is my birthday, that song was written about me, probably about how cool and awesome I am.

    • Buh?

      Probably.

  • soy el niño más bonito

    fucking yes. i’m pumped to hear this.