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TERRORIST VINCE NEIL STILL TRYING TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE

 Monday, June 28th, 2010 at 10:30am by

So according to Radar Online, Vince Neil was arrested this morning in Las Vegas.  ”What as the charge?” you ask? Did he get busted with drugs? Smack a porn start? Did the LVPD finally come to their senses and arrest him for crimes against good taste?

Nope. He was arrested for… suspicion of DUI.

Vince Neil. The man who, in 1984, killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle and seriously injured two passengers in another car because he was driving drunk. The man who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter. This guy. Was driving drunk.

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I don’t know why I’m surprised. Neil obviously doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. And Motley Crue practically made a joke out of his previous exploits when they named their box set Music To Crash Your Car To.

Classy.

Seriously, what a dick. Can we all agree right now that if Neil is convicted, his feet and hands should be cut off so he can never drive again? I mean, you could do something less severe like just revoke his license forever, but I think it’s important that this fuckhead really get the message this time, don’t you?

-AR

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  • Grymmbear

    “Seriously, what a dick. Can we all agree right now that if Neil is convicted, his feet and hands should be cut off so he can never drive again? I mean, you could do something less severe like just revoke his license forever, but I think it’s important that this fuckhead really get the message this time, don’t you?”

    Not gonna happen.

    The guy is a waste of sperm and egg. If he can’t come to his senses after getting his friend killed and seriously injuring others, he’s never gonna get the hint.

  • Fufkin

    Scum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

    that sounds like they’ll have to be off ozzfest then…

    • Brandon

      That sounds good. They’re not even worthy of that tour or anything else for that matter.

  • Cladgemeister

    Might now want to tell my parents this, they used to be friends with Razzle :P

  • GKIII

    My buddy is real in Crue, and he bought that bix set a few years back. Little did I know it referenced something. Kickstart My Heart is one thing, but this is just uncool. I never even realized.

    Of course, Vince would never admit that the event and the name have an correlation.

  • Genial Gentile

    What a dick, indeed.That bloated piece of shit deserves whatever he get and likely more.

  • Adam

    Motley Crue all deserve to have their feet and hands cut off so they can never make their shitty music ever again.

    • Brandon

      Agreed.

    • Dirtman73

      Them and Ratt. Not because them members of Ratt have killed anybody, but just because they all belong to that shit-sucking putrid musical genre known as hair metal. The same goes for Cinderella too.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Stamopoulos/575083326 Steven Stamopoulos

        here’s an idea.
        don’t like it?
        don’t listen to it.

        real simple yeh? yeh?
        ok

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    Getting 1 DUI is careless. Getting multiple DUIs is reckless. You shouldn’t be allowed to drive after that.

  • TXHellbilly

    What an asshole. This guy already has blood on his hands and still has a complete and total disregard for others. FUCK this guy.

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    What a piece of shit. After all the bullshit with him getting sober, this happens. I agree with Axl, fuck him. If the road takes your friend because of your actions and you don’t feel the guilt it encompasses every time you get into the driver’s seat, something is seriously wrong. Fuck his celebrity, he needs to do serious jail time for this. And after that, go to singing jail as well. Christ I hate Motley Crue. This just validates my hatred.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Vanderven/502827008 Mike Vanderven

    i havnt heard of this album… but shit, thats a dick move right there

  • RL67

    He’s fucking washed up anyway.. No one cares that you got plastic
    surgery.. I’ve seen better porno’s i.e. “porn of the dead” .. Fuckin hollywierd.. Someone should mow him down all drunk and on drugs.. I’ll do it I have nothin else better to do.. Ha FUCK’um.. Never liked his shit anyway..

  • robgraves

    wow,thats a fucked up thing to call that boxset…how lame,especially since it says right on the thing that its shit from “81-87″ and that was the period,84 i guess?,when that first shit happened….how totally lame

    and as far as 2nd DUI- if he was fucked up drunk,then yes hes a fuckin idiot and fuck him.

    BUT

    cops sometimes give out DUI’s like candy on halloween,and between the hours of 6 and 8pm theres like a thousand workers on the road going home from happy hour with enough alcohol in their system to be “legally drunk”….legally drunk isnt shit- .08 isnt drunk..im not saying its smart- i got 2 DUI’s and the last one was 9 years ago and i dont plan on getting a 2nd (dont even own a car)- but im curious as to what his blood alchohol level was

    i just cant get over that boxset title…what the hell? who came up with that? talk about some crass shit

    • DemonicLemming

      BAC effects vary greatly from person to person. To Dude A, 0.10 might not be anything at all, but to Dude B, 0.03 might be enough to make him run to the bathroom and puke his stomach out. Just something to keep in mind when calling the baseline DUI limit bullshit.

    • zen dudeist

      You got 2 and you don’t plan on getting a second?!
      They should take your hands and feet too. Have another one

  • Johnny Death

    Sounds like the Same Old Situation to me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    dude has enough money to hire a chauffer to take him anywhere he fucking wants. hell. he has enough money to hire a private helicopter pilot to take him wherever he wants. yet he chooses to drive himself around drunk. fucking dickhead.

  • the opposition machine

    vince neil should have been a blowjob

  • Punkass

    I need a drink

  • shpostal

    It’s good to see you don’t advocate drinking and driving. I hope you feel the same about weed, too. Now, I’m an old fart who still loves heavy music (49) and I dig Whitechapel, Behemoth, Gojira, etc. I think that should be heavy enough for anybody.
    I’ve been sober for almost 17 years and gave up weed probably 25 years ago. The body can only handle so much partying. Now I know someone who is only smoking marijuana is a safer driver passing me in the other lane, but most people don’t stick just to dope. Then, when you mix beer or liquor, you’re a menace. A stupid irresponsible menace who doesn’t give a fuck about anybody else’s right to get where they’re going safely. I regret I was one of those dumbasses for too long. Neil deserves no leniency.
    Plus, people who text when driving are equally stupid and irresponsible. Studies are showing these fucktards are causing almost as much serious and fatal accidents as drunks. Put down that fucking phone and drive. Perhaps Metal Sucks could comment on that scourge, too.

    • Grymmbear

      I understand your frustrations, but why should MS concentrate on texting while driving? Vince was DRIVING WHILE DRUNK, not DRIVING AND TEXTING WHILE DRUNK.

      BIG difference there.

    • DemonicLemming

      Regardless of “how much safer driving” someone who is smoking weed is over someone who is drunk, most people are already incompetent enough when driving without the influence of anything else for there to be any leniency based on what the person is using.

      Note to all dissenting potheads: you really AREN’T safe to be driving when you’re fucked up, and objective studies of reaction time and perceptions confirm this.

      • Dirtman73

        Good luck getting that message through to the potheads here. Meanwhile, they’ll be looking forward to the next night they can smoke a heavy spliff and go cruising while Sleep is blasting on the speakers.

  • Dukka

    As my favorite rottoncotton t-shirt states “One for the road!” Sounds like a lot of you wouldn’t mind just getting a chance to sucking his dick! Christ…I’ve never seen so much retalitation against 80′s hairband icon who doesn’t matter anymore. WTF.