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TOMORROW ON METALSUCKS: IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 at 4:45pm by

For no good reason other than it’s a slow news week (Three day weekend comin’ up! Whoo-hoo!) and we thought it would be amusing, tomorrow we’re going to have “Be Nice Day” here at MetalSucks.

Basically, the old cliché applies: If you don’t have anything nice say, don’t say anything at all.

Don’t worry. This is a one-day event only. We’ll go right back to being assholes on Friday.

(And, of course, we have no way of making you all be nice in the comments section, so there’s sure to be plenty of dickishness to be found there.)

In the meantime, hope you enjoy us holding our tongues… Well. Basically holding our tongues.

-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks

  • wha?

    Seems to be a fine way to celebrate Canada Day and honour our friendly neighbors to the north.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Regino-Snow/514886363 Brendan Regino Snow

      SO appropriate, but unlike you guys i will be celebrating canada with lots of beer…like most of canada…

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Sanchez/512283152 Jeremy Sanchez

        Damn right. Beers and cheers all around the North!!

        • http://infinitybasement.tumblr.com Jon

          Fuckin’ eh!

        • http://bloodandthumbsticks.blogspot.com/ The Overmatt

          Hear hear! There’ll be much joy in the igloos.

  • deanerhead

    So if Joey Belladonna gets killed tomorrow, you won’t be reporting it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Oates/1476540021 Jordan Oates

      I was just gonna remark on how one thing’s for sure: nothing on Joey tomorrow.

      • http://www.myspace.com/palehorseofhell lord assenfroth

        thank god

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com SchenkelTown

    so i’m guessing all the stories will be about dillinger escape plan, daath, iwrestledabearonce, and all the other bands whose private parts you gargle

  • Genial Gentile

    So all the articles will be about some “djenty” horseshit or tech-death wankery you guys seem to love?

  • GoingDeaf?

    This is going to end poorly.

  • Yo Diggity

    CAN’T FUCKING WAIT!

  • Shinaain

    I’M SO STOKED ABOUT THIS, I’M GOING TO GET STARTED EARLY!!

    Something nice:

    (Um, hang on, I’m sure I’ll think of something…)

    Okay, THIS: I appreciate everything y’all do to help me skivv off at work. And nice legs, ye pantsless bloggers.

    For real, though: If Axl can keep from being cranky for JUST ONE DAY, I wish him Cristina Scabbia wrapped in cellophane. Can anybody make that happen?

    • DemonicLemming

      If I could summon Cristina Scabbia wrapped in cellophane, I sure as shit wouldn’t give her to Axl. Or anyone else.

      • Shinaain

        Fair enough. They just said, “say something nice,” not “share the love.” Definitely NOT holding out hope for THAT day on MetalSucks.

        For my part, I’ll say something nice about anyone who can conjure Joe Duplantier wrapped in a strip of dental floss for me.

        REALLY nice.

  • http://www.myspace.com/palehorseofhell lord assenfroth

    im gonna troll so hard tommorow

  • https://twitter.com/__Ziltoid__ Ziltoid

    This could be fun, but it wold be the most fun if the comments section was the part that had to stay nice.

    • Bicro

      I don’t think you’re using that right….

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wold

      • https://twitter.com/__Ziltoid__ Ziltoid

        Herp derp, you’re funny. I can’t believe that I, the mighty Ziltoid, could ever make a typo!

        • Bicro

          I know, right? You’re like a dynamo of freshness!

    • soy el niño más bonito

      agreed

  • Dysenteric

    I’m nowhere near nice enough. Sorry.

  • masterofpuppies

    You know what you should do?

    Get Riotact666 from Blabbermouth to guest on here for the day…

    • Bicro

      FUCK YES

  • BetterThanEzra

    I’ll bet the stank hippie in that picture fucked that lamb before he ate it.

    • byrd36

      I would’ve

    • cougar party

      The lamb does look terrified…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    So basically you let Riotact666 from Blabbermouth.net come work for you and by celebrating his new found employment…..he’s going going to make the celebrate the whole day like himself; upbeat, positive, obnoxious, psychologically disturbed. A Metalsucks.com where nobody can utter a negative word ever?

    OK, OK, OK…..here….*rolls up arm* go ahead with the shots Thorazine so I can start chilling the fuck out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/McCabe-Brett/41500031 McCabe Brett

    Good luck, fuckers.

  • Sammy

    Axl, is this way of saying you’re going to be down for maintenance upgrades?

  • Chimp 0 Neg

    When’s “no headlines with puns” day?

    • Bob Cock

      Ha – Zing!

  • Sampson Simpson

    What’s RATT up to? Surely to Jesus you’re not done writing about RATT.

  • hold hands, hail satan, roast kosher dog around the camp fire

    Everyday should be nice comment day. Just because its a website called metal sucks, doesn’t mean people can’t be civil. Yes, its the fucking internet, but being civil never hurt.

    MEAT IS REDRUM

  • Rachel

    Write about Devin Townsend all day. Problem solved :)

  • todd

    A fucking riotact666 shout out, lol. That dude is perfect for this day. If I cared enogh I would give him a heads up about this. I couldn’t handle that dude posting on two sites that I enjoy. Ones enogh!

  • Dimmu Burger

    im just gonna spam the comments section with hate all day tomorrow and hopefully axl will say something about me :D

    im gonna get started early.

    gary: oceano sucks.

    axl: i hate your review for the jonah hex ep. it was better than a neden hole!

    vince: got nothin. actually a good writer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    wouldn’t it be funny if they just posted nothing all day.

    • Patton

      I think that’s the idea, the lazy fuckers.

  • Austin Nutter

    So you’re gonna be a metal site and not be total dicks? Sounds like Blabbermouth. Boooorrrriiiinnnggggg.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Kuhn/699541718 Dylan Kuhn

    Lets get this shit started!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deven-Marie-Laney/674055234 Deven Marie Laney

    Alright, lemmie see if I can do this…
    Man, All That Remains are a really great band. I hope to see them on tour sometime with In This Moment and the reformed Despised Icon.

  • ferris

    “Stay positive, man!”

    I’m a cynic, but I always read “hey, be POSITIVE” as “overlook my bullsh*t.”

  • Slaughterhouse

    Let me be the first to say “Good morning and go fuck yourself”