Archive for June, 2010


ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm by

Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie thingy has encore showings tomorrow in select markets and you should totally go! It’s the most fun ever. Even if you’re lukewarm on a band/the bands, the theater-going experience is novel and pretty easy to like. It’s communal (like a concert) and comfortable (good for old people who listen to the Big Four). Plus, the little things: set breaks are excised; the audio is that Live Aid quality which disguises not even the smallest flub or shortcut, almost sickeningly real; close-ups of guitar shredding abound; and mosh pits are way more fun in a movie theater.

But if you just can’t make it to this exciting cinema-concert event cuz you’re in jail still from the Lakers celebration parade or you’re a piteously ugly John Bush fan or whatever, here’s what you’ll miss:

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SPEAKING OF THE BIG FOUR: HERE THEY ARE, ALL OF ‘EM, PERFORMING “AM I EVIL” TOGETHER

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 11:40am by

Am I the only one who’s not like totally gaga dick-in-my-hand fapping off about these Big Four shows? I mean, it’s cool, it’s historical, all the backstory yadda yadda, but in the end I’m just kinda like, “Oh, that’s nice.”

But since Axl’s still in Atlanta smoking weed watching Daath record their new album (what you’ve seen from him these past three days has been mostly pre-written) and since Anso already turned in a piece that will run directly after this one about what it’s like to sit in a movie theater with a bunch of old men watching other old men play metal, it’s up to yours truly to report that there’s now video of The Big Four — all of ‘em, in every band — performing Diamond Head’s “Am I Evil” at this past weekend’s Sonisphere festival. Looks like it was filmed at one of last night’s movie premieres.

So, that happened.

Now what I really wanna know is about the technical set-up required to pull this off; that’s a hell of a lot of guitarists and bassists up there!

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WHAT IS IT WITH DRUMMERS WEARING BASKETBALL JERSEYS?

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 11:00am by

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Why is it that drummers have a habit of wearing basketball jerseys on stage? Tool’s Daney Carey constantly rocks his Lakers jersey (though dude, whatup with the t-shirt underneath? that’s like wearing socks with sandals.), and Dream Theater’s Mike Portnoy is rarely seen on stage without a jersey of some kind (though to be fair, he also sports baseball and hockey jerseys). But it was actually this video of Vince Neil’s solo band drummer Zoltan Chaney doing his usual crazy routine that got me thinking.

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TOO SOON? AXL’S BEST OF 2010… SO FAR

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am by

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Because Vince did this yesterday, I’m doing it today. Like Vince’s list, mine is in alphabetical order; for the sake of brevity, I also narrowed it down the tippy top ten. Feel free to agree or disagree in the comments section, as is your wont to do.

Also, at least one of these isn’t out yet, ’cause I’m a cool music blogger who gets to hear shit early. But take my word for it, it’s awesome.

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VIDEO OF THE BIG FOUR PHOTO SHOOT IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE PIC ITSELF

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am by

So I’m still in Atlanta observing Daath as they make their new album (which, unless something goes really, hideously awry between the time I leave and its release date, is going to be so fucking great… people really have no idea what they’re in for), but I just checked my e-mail for the first time in awhile and Ryan Badami sent us a link to the below video of the Big Four photo shoot, and some of it is so goddamn funny I just had to take a minute to write about it.

First of all, good for Hetfield for giving Mustaine that little fist bump. It seems like seeing Mustaine after all this time must be liking being at a party and seeing that crazy bitch you broke up with a million years ago but who is, for some reason, still not over you. So I appreciate Hetfield’s attempt to make things at least kinda-sorta not awkward.

But what mostly amuses me about this video is Joey Belladonna. I know a lot of you think I give him too much shit, but whatever. The dissenting opinion gets its moment in the sun, too, and if you don’t find Joey’s activities in this video funny, you probably have no sense of humor.

Look to the back for Joey waving, then make sure you keep your eyes on him for the rest of the video.

-AR

A DO BE, DON’T BE SITUATION: THE JOEY BELLADONNA INTERVIEW

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm by

A band that once appeared to be having a lot of fun, Anthrax has been no laughing matter for a long time now. Fronting the quintet – a position held by four people a total of seven times – is officially the least enviable job not involving Dave Mustaine or handling hot shit. Like, one day Scott Ian’s raving about you, the next day your name is his toilet paper. And even if an odor lingers from their 2005 reunion, Anthrax’s second recall of Joey Belladonna may have been an inevitability. It only became possible at all when Belladonna’s replacement’s much-hyped replacement didn’t pan out, and the product of their short union, Worship Music, was shelved. Of course, post-millennial Anthrax is most predictable in the commerce department, so it didn’t take a crystal ball to foresee their imminent attempts to be enshrined among the genre’s legacy acts; obviously, this is best achieved by the classic line-up, no matter what Bush-boosters may desire.

So for the moment, Belladonna is part of Anthrax’s quest for thrash metal immortality. Still, it was no shock that the singer filled our interview with the verbal equivalent of looking over each shoulder. He spoke with reservation and almost entirely in generalities. Not once did he mention a fellow Anthraxer by name, with the odd exception of John Bush. Even so, Belladonna sounds happy to be home, even if all the furniture has been rearranged and the locks changed. There’s fun to be had anyway; after all, Anthrax was a much bigger band with Belladonna at the helm (and occasionally at the drum kit). I’m no mathematician, but that means he’s got the numbers fan-wise and Big Four nostalgia can only help. I guess we’ll all see.

A week before the first Big Four show, the effusive Belladonna talked to MetalSucks about changing expectations, the fate of Worship Music, musical identity, and the humor of Anthrax.

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COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK – WIN A WOLVHAMMER BLACK MARKETEERS OF WWIII PRIZE PACK!

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm by

Congrats to Andrew Jordan, who correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Funeral Fuck Toy. Andrew wins my last copy of Road Kill, the new DVD/CD set from The Haunted. Yyyyyyaaaaaayyy, Andrew!!!

This week we have an awesome prize from Minnesota’s black metal masters, Wolvhammer: a copy of their new album, Black Marketeers of WWIII, plus assorted pins n’ stickers! This shit is abso-fuckin’-lutely evil, and once the record comes out July 13 on Init Records, everyone and their mutha is gonna want a copy. So here’s your chance to win one, bitches.

All you gots to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail at axl AT metalsucks DOT net with your answer, your name, and youraddress. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly select three winners and announce his or her names next week.

This week’s logo was suggested by reader Matt Hayden. Thanks, Matt!

-AR

TOO SOON? VINCE’S BEST OF 2010… SO FAR

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 4:00pm by

census 2010Believe it or not, 2010 is just about halfway over. Holy fuck!

I compile these half-year lists every year in June in part to get you all arguing, but mostly so come December I can look back at them to make sure I’m not forgetting anything… oh yeah, THAT awesome album that came out all the way back in January! Came out so long ago it seems like last year. Thanks to Anton OyVey, who writes out his yearly lists on the back of a torah scroll, for inspiring me to get my ass in gear and write these down.

Of course there are a ton of awesome albums still to come in 2010, some of which have been announced and some of which haven’t. But if I were to compile my “year end” list from albums that have been released as of today, here are the ones — in no particular (alphabetical) order ’cause I’m non-commital like that — that would be in the running. A short-list, if you will. Certainly not all of them will make the cut… but yeah, you get the point:

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DARK TRANQUILLITY FAMILY TREE CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 3:20pm by

Congrats to Stefan Spec for winning our Dark Tranquillity Family Tree contest. Not only was his family tree the most complete (by far) offering not only bands and lineups but the albums on which they each appeared, but it was also the most visually pleasing and easy to read. Honestly, there’s so much stuff in there that we didn’t have time to fact-check it all… but on first glance, everything we did look at seems to be accurate! So, congrats, Stefan. A DT package featuring their entire catalogue (CDs, DVDs + a vinyl of We Are the Void) will be on its way to you in the mail right quick.

Click the above image to enlarge it so you can see it in all its beauteous glory.

THE OBLIGATORY PARADISE LOST POST

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 2:40pm by

Longtime MS Maniac Ziv Frenkel describes British doom kings Paradise Lost thusly:

PL is one of those bands that has about 6 fans, but all 6 of em think they are the greatest band in history (yours truly among them). some of these cats must follow your site.

Though Ziv apologized for spamming us about Paradise Lost before, it’s true that we’ve barely given any e-ink to this tremendously influential band. And since Ziv thought you might like to know that Paradise Lost will be re-releasing their 1995 landmark album Draconian Times on special edition vinyl in July, he also thought it’d be a good time to post the video for the classic song “Lost Forever” from that album. Here ya go, Ziv (and the other 5 of you).

-VN

DELIVER US FROM EVIL AREN’T CHRISTIAN, ARE FUCKING SICK

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 2:00pm by

It takes balls for five white dudes from Indiana to name their EP after a Maya Angelou poem. But I’ve been enjoying Deliver Us From Evil‘s Still I Rise EP so much, they could have just as well called it The Autobiography of Malcolm X and it wouldn’t have bothered me that much.

Whether you realize it or not, you’re probably already familiar with the band’s drummer, Alex Morgan; he’s a talented and successful photographer who has worked with Gojira and Daath, amongst others. (Check out his work at his official website, or with this MS post or this MS post, or just look about an inch up on this post.) Which makes it all the more baffling to me that Deliver Us From Evil are unsigned; they’re like eight million times better than half the bands publicists and label reps send us every day.

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ION DISSONANCE GET CURSED

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 1:20pm by

Back in March I expressed excitement at the prospect of a new album from Canadian OG deathcore/tech-death kings Ion Dissonance, and wondered aloud how it could be that this exceptionally talented band was still without a record label for their new album. Of course, the band wasn’t actually without a label… they just hadn’t yet announced that Century Media would be putting out their new album Cursed, which will see an August 24th release date and was produced by guitarist Antoine Lussier.

I have heard Cursed, and it’s a fucking slammer! It’s definitely in the more rhythmic/technical vein that 2007′s Minus the Herd ushered in for the band. Think more Morbid Angel / Gojira / The Red Chord death stomps, less breakdowns and Dillinger-style spazzes. Which is just fine by me because, ya know, I love that shit! Get a taste of a new song in the trailer posted above, as well as a look at the album artwork that you’ll look at once if you buy the album on CD and then never again.

Ion Dissonance also just announced a European tour in September with Cephalic Carnage and Psycroptic. Dates for that are after the jump. Hopefully a U.S. tour will follow.

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HEIRS TO THIEVERY: MISERY INDEX’S ANGER DIRECTED AT MORE THAN THE GOVERNMENT GETTING THEIR HANDS IN MEDICARE

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 12:40pm by

The title track of Misery Index’s 2008 album Traitors was perhaps the first truly great anti-Bush song. Granted, it certainly wasn’t the first anti-Bush song (hell, Al Jourgensen decided to wrap up Ministry‘s career with a trilogy of albums dedicated to them), but most of the others felt like empty sloganeering even if their heart was in it. But something about “Traitors” hit home particularly hard, perhaps because instead of aiming white-hot rage at Bush’s lies and hypocrisies and his party’s Eisenhower-era morality, there was a weariness with it, a genuine disdain for decades of Neocon rule and the culture of “real America” that surfaced in its wake (bassist/vocalist Jason Netherton barking the final lyrics “and not through them defined by fucking flags on SUVs and Super Bowl half times” before chanting “traitors” for the remainder of the song). Instead of capturing the anger in the heat of the moment, in 2 ½ minutes, the band dig into the Earth to the root of their disgust through an incendiary metallic hardcore song. So, fittingly, Traitors was released a little more than a month before Bush was out of office for good. In theory, it was too little, too late. In fact, now that Bush has been gone for about a year and a half (and, sorry Keith Olbermann, but we don’t need any more anti-Bush songs), the song still has a feeling of relevance, like all good protest songs do from Dylan to Bad Religion.

The rest of that album, while by no means bad, was missing something that Misery Index’s best work — Retaliate and the brilliant EP Dissent – had in spades. The band’s staying power has been attributed to its balance of death metal brutality and hardcore looseness, literally metalcore or deathcore before either of them became dirty words. Traitors was too surgically precise for its own good; a friend of mine described it as “being a little too death metal than I’m used to them being.” And while they’re no stranger to death metal — the band, after all, were an offshoot of Dying Fetus, one of the best death metal bands there are and ever will be and don‘t you fucking forget it — when they veer too far into one direction instead of straddling the middle ground of several, they lose some of their punch. Which is what makes their latest full length — the fucking great Heirs to Thievery – so wonderful. The band are back to groove-inflected deathgrind, sounding loose and spontaneous while simultaneously precise and well-rehearsed. Though an excellent new album is always occasion to declare it “the best thing the band has ever done,” Heirs to Thievery, with the passing of time, could very well be that.

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DEVIN TOWNSEND HEADLINE TOUR! DEVIN TOWNSEND HEADLINE TOUR!

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm by

We’ve been hoping this day would come ever since we saw Devin Townsend open for Cynic and BTBAM on the Bonergasm Tour back in January; Devin basically played like a headliner on that tour anyway, despite his 3rd-from-the-top billing slate. The big lights, the scrims, the crystal clear sound, the totally pro performance… in our minds and our metallicized hearts, Devin headlined that show. Except it was like a really short, 30 minute headline set where two great bands played after him, leaving us with a severe case of Devin blue balls.

Blue balls no more, now that Devin will be doing his first ever U.S. solo headline tour come October. Wait, strike that — blue balls will continue, as only six West Coast dates have been announced. DAMN YOU, Devin! And damn you Anso DF, as the resident Los Angeles MetalSucks correspondent, for being the only one who gets to attend this tour and fap furiously along to DT’s music along with 1,000 or so other horny fans. And damn you all Europeans, who can catch Devin this Summer. Damn everyone.

In case you missed it, check out the posts Devin wrote for us when he took over MetalSucks for the entire release day of his album Addicted. It was, like, really cool and stuff.

West Coast Devin dates are posted after the jump. Hopefully a full U.S. tour is in the works…

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KVELERTAK HAVE THE FEEL GOOD HIT OF THE SUMMER

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 11:20am by

Kvelertak‘s self-titled debut is easy listening. I don’t mean it sounds like Lionel Richie or anything – I mean it’s easy to listen to. It’s like punk-metal’s answer to a beach book – it’s just good, fun entertainment that doesn’t require too much effort or thought. Of course, there’s cotton candy and there’s gourmet candy, and Kvelertak are definitely Godiva. It’s not pop and there’s no reason to feel guilty for liking it, but it’s still bound to put you in a pretty good mood.

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SLAYER PINBALL ON THE iPHONE! WANT! NEED!

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 10:40am by

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I love pinball. Love it! As a kid, I would always go straight to the pinball machines at the arcade. Some day I’d like to own an actual pinball machine, but for now iPhone simulator apps are gonna have to do… I’m a big fan of the Wild West and Deep Blue pinball apps. Both are made by the same manufacturer and have a similar style of smooth, natural gameplay.

Looks like I’m gonna be buying another pinball app; Recombu.com [via Blabs] is reporting that Slayer have gotten their own pinball game based on the artwork and music from World Painted Blood. The game is built on the Pinball HD game platform, which from what I can tell is only available for the iPad, but is available in both iPad and iPhone/iTouch versions. Tom Araya contributes some voiceovers, and the game has plenty of games-within-games and 3D camera angles and all that good stuff.

This sounds AWESOME! I’m going to the iTunes store to buy it right this instant. The app is available now $2.99 here in the U.S. Want! Need! Immediately!

-VN

ESCAPE THE FATE OF SHITTY OFFICE JOBS WITH BLACK VEIL BRIDES

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 10:00am by

OK, I get the deal with this Black Veil Brides superfan… the whole “I listen to metal but I wear a suit and tie” thing is this guy’s shtick, and he wants to be known for it amongst the YouTube youngster masses. There’s the whole “don’t let the man bring you down” + “be who you are” attitudes he’s portraying, which I guess I can get down with in theory. I mean, every time I meet a doctor or lawyer or investment banker (or anyone whose work uniform is not the Business Hooide) and I find out they’re a closet metalhead, I’m pretty stoked. And I definitely advocate being who you are. Except that this guy’s taste in metal sucks balls.

His latest video du jour — sent in by OG MetalSucks reader and Darkest Hour guitarist Mike “Lonestar” Carrigan — features dudeman dancing around his bedroom pretending to be in the band (yeah, I totally did this to Van Halen and Ozzy… when I was 12). It starts off all normal [relatively], then around 1:45 he runs off camera to get his white button-down shirt and starts assembling his work wardrobe piece by piece. To the music of Escape the Fate. Escape the fucking Fate! Maybe this would be cool if it were Slayer or Maiden, or even something a little newer like… oh, I don’t know, Opeth or The Red Chord. But Escape the Fate and Black Veil Brides? Cry me an emo river in that cubicle. These bands are like the shitty office job version of metal… bland, derivative and boring.

Hey, at least the guy can tie a mean double-windsor.

-VN

SLEEP GIVETH, COALESCE TAKETH AWAY

Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 5:00pm by

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Following months of speculation, reunited doom metal gods Sleep have announced a string of dates following their appearance at the All Tomorrow’s Parties festival in upstate New York. I guess someone’s puttin’ up a big stack of bills for Sleep to do this, because all of those dates fall in a row without any days off: in other words, they’ll be flying from show to show and backlining gear. That costs mucho moolah. Between this Sleep reunion and the recent success of High on Fire, it sure is a good year to be Matt Pike (or one of his fans). Neurosis drummer Jason Roeder will be replacing original drummer Chris Hakius on these shows; no exact reason is given for Hakius’ absence. Check out Metal Insider for details about the additional six dates in Philadelphia, New York, Chicago, Austin, Portland and San Francisco.

Meanwhile, following a stellar return to form in their early 2009 release Ox, Lambgoat is reporting that recently reunited post-metallers Coalesce will return to hibernation after a fun-filled two years of recording, releasing not one but two records, and a ton of touring. In a public statement, bassist Nathan Ellis was very careful in his choice of words — “This is a good time for a break,” as in a break, not a break-up — so all you Coalesce freaks out there shouldn’t get your panties up in a bunch. I’m sure they’ll be back at some point. In the meantime the members will be working on their new homes and businesses, finishing their PhDs and lying supine on the couch.

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. You win some, you lose some. Yin and yang. Sleep and Coalesce.

-VN

THE DRUMS ARE COOL

Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 4:20pm by

…especially when you are uber-pocketeer Adam Deitch…

Also…..pretty Purdie.

-KW

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THIS GUY HATES ALL THE BANDS WE LIKE

Monday, June 21st, 2010 at 4:00pm by

punditThe funniest is when people make assumptions about the reasons I like the music I do. Why do I like Meshuggah? Must be because I’m a clueless fan with lack of any musical knowledge and I just want people to think I’m cool and smart. At least that’s what some dude at Anus.com (American Nihilist Underground Society, oh ok) would have you believe when he rips into several other well-respected metal bands that we like because, ya know, we like their music: Opeth, Cynic, Baroness, In Flames, Cannibal Corpse and many others. His arguments against every band basically follow this format:

Band X is stupid because all they did was combine what Band Y and Band Z already did. Their first self-released EP was pretty cool, but after that they sold out. People listen to Band X to appeal to a certain lifestyle, not because they actually like the music, and they’re duped into doing so by superficial musical tricks. Only non-thinking automatons follow this band!

This article smacks of the self-important elitist attitude perpetuated by all-knowing “my taste is scientifically provable as ‘good’ music” message board trolls like Ziltoid. Actually, this article very well could’ve been written by Ziltoid in his downtime from extolling the merits of Pokemon; there’s even a rant against Pantera. Yes, I like Pantra because of my “wounded masculinity”…. right. I do agree with this guy’s assessment of Sunn O))), however, so there’s that.

Read the article at Anus.com, then come back here and tell us what you think.

-VN

Thanks: Miguel Mendez