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POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE METAL BANDS

 Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at 3:50pm by

boratMetal is so… dark, obsessed with death, and full of negativity. Since it’s “Be Nice Day” at MetalSucks, we want none of that.

How about some Positive Mental Attitude metal band names? Take your favorite band name, and PMA that shit. Examples, courtesy Bram at Metal Insider:

  • Likebreed
  • Eyeheartgod
  • Nicemystium
  • Philanthropic Tendencies

Now it’s your turn. Go!

-VN

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  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

    VEGETARIAN CORPSE

    • The 2,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

      I couldn’t think of anything better for corpse myself

      • Rik

        Vegetarian Person?

    • Dress To Depress

      How about Yes-I-Cannibal Corpse? If that ain’t positive, I don’t know what is…

  • The 2,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

    Herbivore Body

  • this is bullshit

    fuck this shit. this is dumb.

    • The 2,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

      Negative nancy. Why don’t you go paint your face up and sit in the corner and sulk

  • JT

    Cattle Appreciation

    • Goolash

      hahahaha

    • kidgruesome

      Win….wait is this a contest?

    • http://www.metalunderground.com/ deathbringer

      lol. that’s a good one!

      • boazhimself

        cattle emancipation!

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

    Optimist (as opposed to Cynic)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

      excellent

  • W8ulostme

    Goatherd

  • samthebrutal

    Bonded By Daises, Megaheart, UP, Kingdom Of Ponies, Type O Positive, Bunnies in the Throne Room,.

    • Kuranes

      BUNNIES!

  • The 2,334,275,002nd most interesting man on the planet

    I Have a Face

    • http://www.myspace.com/boattomorocco hatchettothehead

      HAHA!!! Awesome!

    • NickV

      Ha! Thats a good one

    • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

      If that’s an I’ll Eat Your Face reference, then I approve.

      If not, well, as you were.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Gross/1569840018 Jeff Gross

      hahahaha

  • Kuranes

    Faith Lots More, Theatre of Comedy, Paradise Found, Life of Ecstasy

  • NickV

    Total Fucking Construction
    Help The Client
    Man is the Nice Thing
    Nice Thing Noise
    Sweet Cobra…wait thats already a band

    • olol so randum xd

      holy shit, ‘total fucking construction’ just made me laugh so goddamn hard.

    • Mike

      Nice, I love flowerviolence!

  • Bognode

    Deicide-acide

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Hammers of great and tremendous fortune!

  • Ryan

    Moonjoy

  • Dave

    3 Inches of Love

    • Josh

      HHAHA datsumwin!

    • http://www.myspace.com/msrp Nic Heidt

      Ha! That is awesome!

      • willy

        how about 6 inches of love, sexual and positive,yeah!! hails from mexico, putos!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Gross/1569840018 Jeff Gross

      hahaha…somebody used/stole this in the photo contest.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Haras/1185944091 Jake Haras

      excellent

  • Jon

    Heaven Shall Get Air Conditioning

    • MadSkins

      Just shot beer out my nose. Awesome.

  • Steph

    Funtera

    • Romaould the Loquacious

      lol Epic.

      • El Peras

        Awesome XD

  • bretton

    Austrian Love Machine

    Great Eternal

    Ipettedabearonce

    bona-fide silence

    3 inches of love

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

      ihuggedabearonce works better
      its more happy sounding than petting

      • bretton

        petted still has the same number of syllables though, and the poor grammar of it makes it sound like a small child saying it, which makes it all the cuter

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

          true

      • Slaughterhouse

        Iwrestledyourmomonce

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Ryan/596440962 Jake Ryan

          iwrestledavaginaonce

    • bretton

      aw shit, in the time it took me to write that, someone beat me to 3 inches of love

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

      Dude isn’t Austrian Love Machine that dude who locked his daughter in the basement for 25 years and made babies with her?

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    High on Life!

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Cradle of Cleanliness!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

      Rock ‘n’ roll!

  • madmax12893

    Jollity Index, Moral Angel

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Haras/1185944091 Jake Haras

      moral angel XD

  • Bognode

    God Allow
    Nothavingyourheadcutoff?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Wills/21201926 Thomas Wills

    ibearhuggedabearonce
    Brightest Hour
    Cheer The Hero
    Peacebringer
    Lamb Of God

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

      Firefighters Get All The Girls

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Jaeger/660247073 Jonathan Jaeger

        nice!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

        dude
        i said that like an hour before you did

  • theprofitofdoom

    Pig De-Stresser

  • Steph

    Sunn:))))

    • http://www.examiner.com/x-44499-San-Antonio-Heavy-Metal-Examiner San Antonio Heavy Metal Examiner

      Haha, I love this one!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Showalter/100000592087843 Anthony Showalter

      Geniusness!

  • Chief

    Oh-Peth…you’re so silly…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Pert bottom Lady Garden (Please someone figure this out)
    Awesome Truth
    Boat Flower
    Bubble Bath
    All Shall Live
    Armed For Niceness
    Mudbath
    Circle of Alive Kiddies
    Commit Awesomeness
    Head Hits Pillow

    • NickV

      Anal Cunt! woo hoo!

    • kidgruesome

      All Shall Live is good, I was thinking All Shall Flourish

  • Kevin

    Arch Buddy
    As I Lay Laughing
    Joyswitch Engage
    Healthy Fetus
    Pig Appreciator

    • Blyan

      All great

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Haras/1185944091 Jake Haras

      as i lay laughing and healthy fetus made me lol

  • Goolash

    My Loving Bride
    Rcake
    Funn O)))

  • MetalRod

    Laafe

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brit-Granite/582086079 Brit Granite

      Uh-oh I’ve Got A Nosebleed
      Bubblebath (with the latest ep, Blessing The Purity)
      Appearer
      Bearhug Murphys
      Beer Factory (beer=love!)
      Love Eternal (too easy)
      GWAR (Good, Wholesome, Altruistic Reformers!)
      Virtuous Priest
      Leftöver Cake
      Municipal Gain
      Butt Vaginey
      Rocking Christ
      Thine Eyes See

      So far I think Lååfe is the best one!

      • MetalRod

        Well thank you kind sir!

  • Chief

    Rage Against Absolutely Nothing

    System of a Hoo-Ray!!

    Masto-GOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

  • Kurt Hansen

    Loveswitch Engage
    As I Lay Dreaming
    White Sabbath
    Love Factory

  • PILLS HERE

    shmushmishmide shmishmence
    sunshine o)))
    (not)death

    LOL

  • Brandon

    Lifeklok

  • cougar party

    Up.

    HECKYEAH!

    Goatvirgin.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Haras/1185944091 Jake Haras

      goatvirgin XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    I love Sally
    Insect Circus
    Karma to Share
    Promote The Client
    Happiness Index

  • Romaould the Loquacious

    Cheerful Angel! :D (As opposed to Morbid Angel. rofl)
    Bright Throne, The Black Dahlia Hugging, Nice Guys Get All the Girls, and Impending Merriment! :DD

  • Sean Jin

    Between the Loving and Me: The Great Inform
    Embrace the Hero: Nursery
    This Will Complete You (not metal, but hey! it’s good)
    Sons of Aphrodite
    Faithful: Unquestionable Presence (this just works)
    Thesis: We are the Numinous

    i’m out

    • Deaner

      Promote the Hero

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

    every time i live
    firefighters get all the girls
    circle of appreciation

  • Josh

    The Black Dahlia Flower
    Between the Jesus and Me (lol, gross)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Jumpin’ Ground

  • Inappropriate Placement of Genitals

    November’s Hope
    Radical Christ
    Black History Month

  • DeathMasqueRed

    Celtic Warmth

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Can you tell I’m just going through my itunes playlist… ?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

      im pretty sure thats what everybody is doing

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    The Go-Gojira’s!

    • Jewers

      win

    • tim

      Fuckin’ funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site. +1

  • Chad Smith

    remembering ever after,
    vibrant corpse,
    I hugged the prom queen.

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Clean out and add nourishing crystal clear spring water to the well!

  • Steph

    Lifelover
    Have a Nice Life
    Already have nice positive names.

  • SeanN

    Karma To Build

    Brilliant Truth

  • bender

    Manopeace
    Alwaysmore
    God Approve
    I Hugged a Bear Once
    These Arms are Bunnies
    Megalife
    Healer
    Faith Forever
    Loot?

  • http://heavystreet.com/ Sat

    Lovebreed
    Morning Wish
    Megalive
    Light Angel
    Light Funeral

    • Izzay E

      Funeral is still negative!! Light Wedding? hahah

  • Johnny Death

    Ohshitno

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Desislav-Iliev/1727483236 Desislav Iliev

    Alice Unchained
    Anti-Somewhere League
    Audiomaster
    The Living Kennedys
    AngelDriver
    How To Create Angels
    Save Your Idols
    Living Joke
    Kingdom Of Happiness
    London After Noon
    Luna Blanca
    Cottonica
    Sunspell
    Nick Cave and The Nice Seeds
    Oceans Of Happiness
    Smiles On Broadway
    Six Feet Over
    To/Live/For
    Velvet Mainstream

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    Between The Bunnies And Me
    Maylene And The Sons of Laughter

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Dolan/100000151486558 Zach Dolan

    PLAYER
    Life Angel
    Pillow Thrower
    Megalife
    Type O Positive
    Lightthrone
    Dimmu Burger

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pierre-Nonski/734729096 Pierre Noïnski

      Dimmu Burger hahaha! Best one so far!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Romain-Bernard/1241015501 Romain Bernard

        dummy burger could do it too…

    • Bjørn

      Damn Good Burger

      • Deaner

        mmmmm… That is… a tasty burger!

    • stew

      wasn’t dimmu burger on an episode of metalocalypse??

      • Alan

        yep

  • Helloggs

    Devin Townsbegin
    Away Goes The Kraken
    The Devil is still Naked
    Peace from a Harlots Mouth
    Protest The Bad Guy
    I Boned The Prom Queen
    Brightest Hour (obvious :D)
    Nobody Shall Perish

  • Random

    Instead of Bloodbath, how about….. cumbath?

    • Steph

      That’s much worse

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Norman-McCann/100000207310621 Norman McCann

        bubblebath?

      • http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

        Warmbath?

  • BEHEMOHAWK

    Alice in Snuggies
    All Shall Prosper
    Animals as Buddies
    As I Lay Trying
    Trigger the Mudsled
    Swallowed the Gum
    Six Feet Above
    Shadows Fell
    The Red Ford
    Pig Supporter
    Overpet
    Nine Inch Wafflecones
    Alwaysmore
    Joy Index
    Mehuggsyah
    Romantic Habitual (Mantic Ritual)
    Lamb of God
    Kisswitch Engaged
    Lovely Maiden
    Impending Baby-Boom
    Hour of Abstinence
    High on Life
    Heaven Shall Not Burn
    Love Eternal
    Hail of Ballet

    • Deaner

      I like The Red Ford.. good one

    • pudding

      Swallowed the cum?

    • Marcel

      Hail of Bunnies!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Haras/1185944091 Jake Haras

      nine inch wafflecones XD

  • MikeH

    Pig Massager

    • Kram

      Nice!

  • Steph

    Cryptic Laughter
    Yesmeansyes

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Lovefest
    Lovelord
    Rave
    Enthused
    A Life Now Found

  • Steph

    DiscoDance Axis

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

      I’ve never said ‘This’ before, but ‘This’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brit-Granite/582086079 Brit Granite

    Police Endorser

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tibi-Moise/100000736000108 Tibi Moise

    light purple
    stick to your flowers
    rose wedding
    funacious D
    peace of ages
    eyes set to love
    lovebath
    bring me the joy
    circle of happy children
    eternal tears of joy

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tibi-Moise/100000736000108 Tibi Moise

      the hugs of thy beloved

  • Bilbs

    Amon Alive
    Austrian Life Bringer Machine
    Beneath the Rainbow
    The Colorful Dahlia Party
    Praised Icon
    Liveklok
    Love Factory
    Fiver Finger Love Touch :P
    I Declare Peace
    Winds of Perfume

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Norman-McCann/100000207310621 Norman McCann

    Bubblebath
    Merry Angel
    Alice in Candy

  • Steph

    Nice-ssection

  • Austin Nutter

    Impaled and Resurrected Nazarene, Through The Eyes Of The Happy and Healthy, Healthy Birth, The Faces, Recapitated, Napalm Life, Toxic Funocaust, Candyphagist, Well Lit Tranquility. I could do this all day.

    • kidgruesome

      Toxic Funocaust….great one.

  • Genaro

    Happy Bath
    Theistic Front
    Angels As Leaders
    Genesystica
    Lovesome Anthem
    At The Friends
    Love-opsy
    Nice Brains
    White Flag
    Nice Guardian
    Love Tsunami
    Church Of Happiness
    Hatekicker
    Control Given
    Corrosion Of Hostility
    Cult Of Sol
    Days And Dawns
    Perfect Birth
    Devin “Nice Guy” Townsend
    Living Fetus
    Do-gooders Army
    Accept The Facts
    Go, Rod!
    His Hate Is Gone
    House Of Filled Promises
    Happy Maiden
    Keep Caressin
    Made Out Of Happiness
    Lovevins
    Heart Of An Architect
    Napalm Heart
    Loveosis
    Nice Inch Nails
    Possessed (By an incredible joy)
    I Love The Machine
    Love-ocation
    Living Christ
    Perfect Symmetry
    Happy Of It All
    Sloveter
    Struck By Happiness
    Embrace The Sun
    Ten Loving Men
    The Dilling Sharing Plan
    The Love Chord
    This Will Hug You
    Lovebeast (This sounds like a Glam band name actually….)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dalton-Kern/1572885386 Dalton Kern

      Haha Keep Caressin and Go,Rod! were the best

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Linnander/1839189864 Andrew Linnander

      Hahah! Do-Gooders Army and Lovesome Anthem!

  • Heywood

    At the Gates of Disneyland

    The Pro(gay marriage)-Mags

    Anti-Venom

    Pig Creator

    Pleased with it All

  • stan47islav

    Love speaks(misery speaks)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Norman-McCann/100000207310621 Norman McCann

    All Shall Prosper

  • All Out War

    IHUGGEDABEARONCE
    Remembering Forever
    Life of Ecstacy
    Vision of Order
    All Out Peace
    Lifeswitch Engage
    I Hugged the Prom Queen
    Every Time I Live
    Brave Factory
    The Empire Shall Rise
    Goddriver
    Earth Calm

  • http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

    Amon Amartha
    Bed, Bathory, and Beyond
    Dark Chocolate Tranquillity
    Carefuldriver
    Beer Factory

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brit-Granite/582086079 Brit Granite

      BED BATHORY AND BEYOND HAHAHAHAHA!

      • http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

        Thanks bro. I had the same reaction to these of yours: Caramel Corpse, Fozzy Osbourne, Five Finger Handshake, Rocking Christ.

  • http://myspace.com/theswampzombiecult Blake

    Free Mojo
    Harmless White Powder
    Woolite for my Valentine
    Up
    Neverkill
    Static-XOXO

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    obstetrician

  • deanerhead

    (Honey) Buns & Roses

  • Bicro

    Lifelover
    Amon Issmart!
    Makewhitneyhappy

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shaun-Reeves/100000774753955 Shaun Reeves

    Brightest Hour
    Swallow The Soup
    Between The Boobies and Me

    • Alan

      ah yes boobies you definitely got that positive thing down

  • Grymmbear

    My Grinning Bride
    Not-So-Acidic Bath
    A Life Once Found
    …And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Happy Puppies
    Bright Tranquillity
    Kataninetails
    Happiest Hour
    Well-seeing Guardian
    Defrosted Earth
    No Longer In Flames
    Cancer-FREE
    Shadows Stand Up Again
    Megabirth
    UP

    • Grymmbear

      LOLKatatonia

  • Major Zim

    The Wonderful Iron Sloth
    satisfied sevenfold
    fireworks burn red
    lovely maiden
    all shall party
    after the burning man
    bring me the happiness
    Delighted Icon
    The Tax-less
    Surprise Party for a Cowboy
    Corn (bad spelling always makes me unhappy)
    Funvayne
    Proper Prayer (profane prayer)
    system of a downright lovely day
    HealTh
    Winds of Antibiotics
    Happiness Index
    Alwaysmore
    This isn’t the apocalypse

  • inhumanrampager

    Lovebringer
    Sigh (of relief)
    Stormtroopers of Love
    Goatladywhopleasuresyouforasumofmoney (that was a mouthful)
    Clean Walls of the Pretty Nice Dudes

  • vivalanation

    cardiopulmonary resuscitation

  • Christian

    Trapped Under Nice

  • Ed Barranger

    Forevermore

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    GoatLadyWithNoDaddyIssuesWhatsoever
    Reviver (opposite of Slayer???)
    Day Off For A Cowboy
    Born Healthy Into A Love Family (opposite of Aborted???)

    …

    Arsis (the other vagina)

  • http://www.nocleansinging.com Islander

    Sleigher

  • Spanky

    Accept the facts

  • Adam

    Ion Christmas

  • Adam

    Auroraphobic Nosecreed

  • http://www.metalinsider.net Bram

    I think the favorite one I came up with that hasn’t been mentioned yet is:

    Cheer Factory

  • http://www.metalinsider.net Bram

    not to mention the summer tours:

    The Summer Laughter
    The Yay!hem Festival
    Carnival of Gladness

  • inhumanrampager

    Rob NotQuiteDeadYet-InFactHesGettingBetter
    Lightthrone
    Vital Organs Still Intact
    Lightest Hour
    Antidote (as opposed to Venom)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brit-Granite/582086079 Brit Granite

    Caramel Corpse
    Cavalera Contingency
    The Black Dahlia Movie Wasn’t That Bad
    Fozzy Osbourne
    Five Finger Handshake
    The Devil Wears Clothing Made from %70 Post-consumer Materials
    Old Man’s Child Just Graduated From MIT With A Degree In Databases
    Control Approved

  • Bianca

    Hugs N’ Roses.

  • Patton

    Toxic Lolocaust
    Alwaysmore
    Heaven & Heaven
    Mastodoes
    Midget Young Lad
    3 Inches Of Good

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Job Promotion For a Cowboy

  • shpostal

    Alka-Seltzer Punch Bowl

    Soft Fuzzy Kitty
    Gold Star On My Refrigerator
    Rehab

    Any more of this stuff and I may go into insulin shock.

  • akeldama

    The Black Dahlia Hugfest

    At The Throne Of Fudgemint

    Rebuild Rebuild Rebuild

    Love Eternal

    Friendlyhorse

    Wow Of Tyrants

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skyler-Diotte/624920439 Skyler Diotte

    Strapping young lad
    lovable icon (despised icon)
    affection (suffocation)
    beneath the love-fest (beneath the massacre)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skyler-Diotte/624920439 Skyler Diotte

      in water (in flames)

  • akeldama

    Mr. Gojira’s Driving School

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Curtis/1637792261 Chris Curtis

    Well Balanced Clown Posse

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Lashafix/1441269619 Dylan Lashafix

    August Cools Down Blue (August Burns Red)
    Ask Kindly For The Horizon (Bring Me The Horizon)
    Vegifex (Carnifex)
    Coal Open Field (Coal Chamber)
    Demon Sparer (Demon Hunter)
    GodDriver (DevilDriver, I’m not christian but this is all I could think of)
    Sane (Disturbed)
    DragonGentle (DragonForce)
    Every Time I Live (Every Time I Die)
    God Permits (God Forbid)
    Heaven Shall Relax (Heaven Shall Burn)
    Liveswitch Engage (Killswitch Engage)
    Kingdom of Happiness (Kingdom of Sorrow)
    Relaxed (Mayhem)
    Six Feet Above (Six Feet Under)
    Reearth (Unearth)
    Winds of Medicine (Winds of Plague, I hate the band, but this goes well)

  • M.

    Children of Michael Monroe

  • Justin

    Bloodbath becomes Spongebath

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Allen-Mattila/1010878519 Allen Mattila

    A good tour coming through soon is:
    Alwaysmore
    Peacebringer
    Lovesphere
    and
    Mutinys don’t win

  • Ørsaeth

    Loveklok
    Megalife
    Cotton Maiden
    Children-Who-Still-Have-Parents Land
    White Sabbath
    Place of People (as opposed to Place of Skulls)
    Sheep of God
    Peace (instead of Mayhem)
    Featherwind
    Prevent the Bloodshed

  • Vinterf

    Me-Sugar
    laughtones
    Wah-Train
    Ov Heaven
    Self-Inflicted Happiness
    Puppies in the throne room
    Heart Symmetry
    Behave-moth
    Old Granp’s Child
    Nice, with their new album Those whom the Gods have blessed
    Children of Bubblegum
    Buns n Roses
    AbbaLoch
    Tur-x-mas
    Marduck
    Toon
    The Pen (mightier than the sword)
    A-Polka Liptica
    Keep of Caressing
    Evergreen
    Happy Young Lad
    Emanecipated
    CareBearian forest
    Celtic Frosties
    Milktopsy
    Swiming Pool

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Desembrana/100001266886300 Ryan Desembrana

    Lightthrone – (Darkthrone)
    Life of Happy – (Life of Agony)
    Whitchapel – (LOL)
    Norma Jean
    Soft Panther – (Steel Panther)
    Strapping Young Lad
    This is Heaven – (This is Hell)
    Throw-up – (Throwdown)
    Straightened Sister – (Twisted Sister)
    Comfort Savior – (Torture Killer)

  • Nikku

    Bright Tranquillity
    Godsoul
    Admired Icon
    Lair of the Lover
    Gravity Lives
    One Inch Nails
    Living Fetus
    Brightthrone
    Brightest Hour
    Respiration (opposed to Suffocation)
    Itch (opposed to Pain)
    My Living Bride
    Paradise Found
    Living Joke
    Lovebreed
    The Dillinger Love Plan
    Healthy Angel
    Living Silence
    Anotations of a Love Letter
    Chocolate for a Cowboy

    • ZeroTolerance

      Does Job For A Cowboy really need to be changed? I think it’s already pretty nice to give cowboys jobs…

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Barn Builder
    Forevermore
    Fresh Sound
    This is Heaven

  • dave666

    Arch Ally

  • SkApEgOaTT

    Nonpoisonous Holocaust

  • Xenochrist

    Normal on Water
    Cannabis God
    Between the Buried in Pillows and Myself
    In Water
    Delightful Birth
    Adored Icon
    Dragonfarce

    Also, I would like some Moresugar please!

  • Karl 10

    Reading Through

  • Vithon

    Funspell Omega
    Adored Icon
    Forevermore
    Happiness in the Throne Room

  • Drewtastic

    Poodle Truth
    Insect Daycare
    Hug the Facts

  • Deaner

    HealtHth
    The Hilarity Program
    Marriage of Mice
    Calm Ink
    Supported Science
    Cop Save Cop
    There Is No Wall To Be East Of
    Finnteddy
    Goes Boob
    Tell The Truth On Purpose
    pragmatism of the Well
    Peach Tree
    System is on the Up-And-Up

    Non-metal:
    N.W/O.A.
    Them Law-Abiding Vultures
    The Arcade High Score

  • Chainsword

    Municipal Recycling

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Voltaggio/1409575074 Christian Voltaggio

    Tee-Hee-Moth

  • Reee REE

    I’m already a winner (comeback kid)
    The clean snap (the acacia strain)
    GoatSxE (goatwhore)
    Miss Hugger (meshugguh)
    Use some dettol on the wound (salt the wound)
    Living Loudness (suicide silence)
    Earth (unearth)

  • vycevictus

    Lightly Tanned by the Sun

    Landmine timely clearance procedures

  • Rachel

    Adored Symbol (Despised Icon)
    Retreat Retreat!
    Cradle of Wealth
    Alice in Rain (s)
    Life (Death)
    Annotations of an Apple Pie
    In Flamingoes
    As Blood Runs Pink
    White Wedding (Dark Funeral)
    Lots of Faith
    Heavenhammer

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shawn-Marcus-Herber/583077682 Shawn Marcus Herber

    OLD METALLICA (new metallica)

    REPAIRER (slayer)

    MEGALIFE (megadeth)

    NOTHING AT ALL HATEFULL OR HAVING TO DO WITH ALIENS(gwar)

  • CrookedMouth

    Seltic Dew

  • kickoutthejamsman

    Fresh Sound, Healthy Bats.

  • deeds

    Joy of Salvation
    Alice in Love
    Friends as Leaders
    Bright Suns
    King Caring

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

    Adopted (Aborted)
    Saver (Slayer)
    The Acclaimed (The Accused)
    Angelhorse (Angelcorpse)
    Checkup (Autopsy)
    Clinging to the Trees to Prevent a Fire (Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire)
    Clean Fresh Intellects (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles)
    Man Must Live (Man Must Die)
    Article (Obituary)
    Whatever year Black Death left Norway (1349)

  • http://www.calmbomb.eu Ursu

    Wealth Index (Misery Index)
    Cephalic Silence (Cephalic Carnage)
    Lovelymoth (Behemoth)
    Assemble (Dismember)
    At The Gates of Heaven
    Ion Harmony (Ion Dissonance)
    Happy Of It All
    Niceball (Madball)

  • Peeter

    Candle of Faith (Cradle of Filth)
    Dimmu’s Burger (Dimmu Borgir)
    Goo Goo Roth (Gorgoroth)
    Happy Birthday (Dark Funeral)

  • tim

    Life (Death)
    Type O Positive
    Love For The Machine (RATM)
    Five Finger High Five (I hate 5FDP, but I though it was funny)
    Healthy Baby (Dying Fetus)

    Well, there’s my attempt at humor for the day.

  • zachoid

    Bier Aus Nord

  • Adam

    Wow… the may be the most inadvertently amusing thread on MetalSucks ever! I enjoy it almost as much as the fake metal awards one.

  • Lex

    Winds of Love
    As I Lay Living
    After the Birthday Party
    Head-still-capitated
    Hugging the Masses
    All Shall Live
    Happiness Signals

  • Rahm Stein

    At the Gates: Laughter of the Soul
    Befriend Sevenfold: Waking the Fallen Before They Get a Concusion
    High Five the Priest
    The Dillinger Retirement Plan: Consideration is a Happening Scene
    God Approves (God Forbid)
    The Dude Abides (God Forbid)
    Squirt-Guns & Roses
    Pig Rebuilder
    100% Organic Soilent Green
    Can-do-ria
    Helper: Reign In KiTtens
    God Loves Us All
    Seasons In The Meadows
    World Painted Pastel
    Gentlynudgestein
    Amen Amarth
    The Acacia Vacine
    All Out Pillow Fight
    Content With The Machine
    Relax, Its Just Baking Soda (Anthrax)
    Nightlight Engage
    Kittenklysm (Kataklysm)

    • asdf

      Nightlight engage…*slaps knee*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Puppy Fashion Parade Disco

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Peter-Tomis/621582836 Peter Tomis

    some are pretty apparent, but i will leave the corresponding band out in case anyone wants to take a guess and some.

    Utopia
    Grand Mothers Church
    Fearless Sneeze
    Best Friend
    Bubblebath
    Clean Upstanding Intellectuals
    Ceiling
    Obviousa
    Ablebodied
    Demon Booger

  • Daniel N.

    As I Lay Praying

  • Rahm Stein

    iwrestledaguyingymclassonce
    Arch BFF
    BruHAHAHAria
    Abacabb (didn’t work on the snes Mortal Kombat)
    Genghis Tron 2.0
    Full Blown Entropy
    Cottonmouth of the Architect
    Nicerosis
    Universal Blood Donors
    Wedding Veil of Maya
    401K and Health Insurance For a Cowboy
    God Putter
    (Don’t Stand) Between the Buffet and Me
    Construction of Conformity
    Somethingface

  • Severine Sevigny

    Nuns n’ Roses

    • Steph

      Nuns N’ Moses is even better

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Bogert/100000289332704 Andrew Bogert

    humanitarians get all the girls

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Bogert/100000289332704 Andrew Bogert

    beneath the blankets
    adored icon
    a different breed of puppy
    public pool
    open armed bear hug ( five finger death punch)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Chelebiev/1532941203 Georgе Chelebiev

      Beneath the Blankets is a killer, dude :D
      Congrats

  • http://www.thebulletbelt.blogspot.com Benign

    METALDUCKS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Chelebiev/1532941203 Georgе Chelebiev

    As I Lay Happy
    Cock for my Valentine(hate this band)
    Lamb of Joy
    Nine Inch Candy Cane
    Cake Before Dishonor
    I Declare KitKat Pizza

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Sanchez/512283152 Jeremy Sanchez

    Dimmu Burger

  • Luis Machay

    Killswitch Disengaged

  • Glorious Johnson

    “Philanthropic Tendencies”

    more like phullonrapist tendencies! Ami right of ami right

    • DJ Arnold

      Charlie

  • Luis Machay

    The Austrian Governor of California
    As I Lay Joyfully
    Winds of Santana
    Positive Attitude (Suicide Silence)
    LovingBreed
    Hug Down
    IHeartGod
    Cover the Wound (Bleeding Through)
    The Black Dahlia Misfortune

  • Anticosmic

    Lifelover…oh wait

  • Trux

    FAITH FOREVER MORE .

  • Clayer

    Niced Earth

  • Daniel N.

    hah, Niced Earth is simple but got quite a good chuckle out of that

  • J

    The Lamb of God

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Linnander/1839189864 Andrew Linnander

    KuKumbeЯ
    Up
    Supernicotinepatch Ritual
    Loving It All
    Player

  • Captain Wookie

    Love Found in a Hail of Bunnies

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Yevgeniy-Reznichenko/1053344492 Yevgeniy Reznichenko

    Creator
    Matrimonial Angel
    Democracy
    Pitchery
    Whitesnapel
    Bring me the hairspray!
    Attack Crack!
    Happiness Factory( it in fact MAKES babies)
    Laughing Simons of Disneyland

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Yevgeniy-Reznichenko/1053344492 Yevgeniy Reznichenko

    and if anyone hasnt taken it yet…Prayer(Slayer)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Lewis/605594586 James Lewis

    36 Helpinghands
    Try Not to Slipknot
    Pizzaphagist
    Liquid Relaxation Experiment
    Nisis
    Fredrik Thordendal’s Special Effects
    Cloudhugger
    Hug… An Octopus

    meh.

  • Shafuy

    Bruce (NOT) Dick In Son

    Nine Inch Nuns — or even better – Nine Inch Cock

  • Tanner

    Alwaysmore
    Children of Stardom
    Control Allowed
    Cherished Icon
    The Faceful
    JesusJammer
    Benevolent Creation
    Mele-cash
    Old Mans Smile
    Strapping Young Glad

    Im still laughing at everyone elses posts! Killer Idea. Oh I should say, Lively idea!

  • http://evilsausage.livejournal.com/ Evil

    iwrestledapuppyonce

  • argpirate

    VON (Violets, Oranges, Nice people)
    Pretty nice Creation
    Rectal Vagina

    Non-Metal:
    Boner: Tugs of Harmony

  • Arby

    Iron Made-in-America
    All Shall Cherish
    The Abigail Williams project
    The White Dahlia Birth
    Recapitated
    PileDriver
    Elive (Evile)
    The Facelift
    MegabirtH
    Forevermore
    Over heal
    Slater

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Green/719581926 Adam Green

    LumberRules.net

  • Christian

    Birthed
    Before the Wedding
    The Honda Accord
    White Jesus Society
    Tanned by the Sun
    Dawn of Easter Sunday
    Immaculate Birth
    JesusForce
    Enfold Niceness
    ihuggedagirlonce
    Eyelovegod
    Satan Must Die
    Godswork
    Young Mary’s Child
    Face Symmetry
    Googly Eyes On Some Bread

    It’s the best I could come up with while I’m still drunk.

  • Lax

    Lamb of God

  • j

    Creatör 555

  • Mars Bar

    AlwaysMore

  • Cynthia

    White Castle
    Fresh Breath
    Angelcake

  • angga

    cool
    please check if you have time
    Down For Life – Village to Privilege (Live 2010)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8pyNj0fs_4