POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE METAL BANDS
Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at 3:50pm by Vince Neilstein
Metal is so… dark, obsessed with death, and full of negativity. Since it’s “Be Nice Day” at MetalSucks, we want none of that.
How about some Positive Mental Attitude metal band names? Take your favorite band name, and PMA that shit. Examples, courtesy Bram at Metal Insider:
- Likebreed
- Eyeheartgod
- Nicemystium
- Philanthropic Tendencies
Now it’s your turn. Go!
-VN








248 COMMENTS on “POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE METAL BANDS”
VEGETARIAN CORPSE
I couldn’t think of anything better for corpse myself
Vegetarian Person?
How about Yes-I-Cannibal Corpse? If that ain’t positive, I don’t know what is…
Herbivore Body
fuck this shit. this is dumb.
Negative nancy. Why don’t you go paint your face up and sit in the corner and sulk
Cattle Appreciation
hahahaha
Win….wait is this a contest?
lol. that’s a good one!
cattle emancipation!
Optimist (as opposed to Cynic)
excellent
Goatherd
Bonded By Daises, Megaheart, UP, Kingdom Of Ponies, Type O Positive, Bunnies in the Throne Room,.
BUNNIES!
I Have a Face
HAHA!!! Awesome!
Ha! Thats a good one
If that’s an I’ll Eat Your Face reference, then I approve.
If not, well, as you were.
hahahaha
Faith Lots More, Theatre of Comedy, Paradise Found, Life of Ecstasy
Total Fucking Construction
Help The Client
Man is the Nice Thing
Nice Thing Noise
Sweet Cobra…wait thats already a band
holy shit, ‘total fucking construction’ just made me laugh so goddamn hard.
Nice, I love flowerviolence!
Deicide-acide
Hammers of great and tremendous fortune!
Moonjoy
3 Inches of Love
HHAHA datsumwin!
Ha! That is awesome!
how about 6 inches of love, sexual and positive,yeah!! hails from mexico, putos!!
hahaha…somebody used/stole this in the photo contest.
excellent
Heaven Shall Get Air Conditioning
Just shot beer out my nose. Awesome.
Funtera
lol Epic.
Awesome XD
Austrian Love Machine
Great Eternal
Ipettedabearonce
bona-fide silence
3 inches of love
ihuggedabearonce works better
its more happy sounding than petting
petted still has the same number of syllables though, and the poor grammar of it makes it sound like a small child saying it, which makes it all the cuter
true
Iwrestledyourmomonce
iwrestledavaginaonce
aw shit, in the time it took me to write that, someone beat me to 3 inches of love
Dude isn’t Austrian Love Machine that dude who locked his daughter in the basement for 25 years and made babies with her?
High on Life!
Cradle of Cleanliness!
Rock ‘n’ roll!
Jollity Index, Moral Angel
moral angel XD
God Allow
Nothavingyourheadcutoff?
ibearhuggedabearonce
Brightest Hour
Cheer The Hero
Peacebringer
Lamb Of God
Firefighters Get All The Girls
nice!
dude
i said that like an hour before you did
Pig De-Stresser
Sunn:))))
Haha, I love this one!
Geniusness!
Oh-Peth…you’re so silly…
Pert bottom Lady Garden (Please someone figure this out)
Awesome Truth
Boat Flower
Bubble Bath
All Shall Live
Armed For Niceness
Mudbath
Circle of Alive Kiddies
Commit Awesomeness
Head Hits Pillow
Anal Cunt! woo hoo!
All Shall Live is good, I was thinking All Shall Flourish
Arch Buddy
As I Lay Laughing
Joyswitch Engage
Healthy Fetus
Pig Appreciator
All great
as i lay laughing and healthy fetus made me lol
My Loving Bride
Rcake
Funn O)))
Laafe
Uh-oh I’ve Got A Nosebleed
Bubblebath (with the latest ep, Blessing The Purity)
Appearer
Bearhug Murphys
Beer Factory (beer=love!)
Love Eternal (too easy)
GWAR (Good, Wholesome, Altruistic Reformers!)
Virtuous Priest
Leftöver Cake
Municipal Gain
Butt Vaginey
Rocking Christ
Thine Eyes See
So far I think Lååfe is the best one!
Well thank you kind sir!
Rage Against Absolutely Nothing
System of a Hoo-Ray!!
Masto-GOOOAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Loveswitch Engage
As I Lay Dreaming
White Sabbath
Love Factory
shmushmishmide shmishmence
sunshine o)))
(not)death
LOL
Lifeklok
Up.
HECKYEAH!
Goatvirgin.
goatvirgin XD
I love Sally
Insect Circus
Karma to Share
Promote The Client
Happiness Index
Cheerful Angel! :D (As opposed to Morbid Angel. rofl)
Bright Throne, The Black Dahlia Hugging, Nice Guys Get All the Girls, and Impending Merriment! :DD
Between the Loving and Me: The Great Inform
Embrace the Hero: Nursery
This Will Complete You (not metal, but hey! it’s good)
Sons of Aphrodite
Faithful: Unquestionable Presence (this just works)
Thesis: We are the Numinous
i’m out
Promote the Hero
every time i live
firefighters get all the girls
circle of appreciation
The Black Dahlia Flower
Between the Jesus and Me (lol, gross)
Jumpin’ Ground
November’s Hope
Radical Christ
Black History Month
Celtic Warmth
Can you tell I’m just going through my itunes playlist… ?
im pretty sure thats what everybody is doing
The Go-Gojira’s!
win
Fuckin’ funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site. +1
remembering ever after,
vibrant corpse,
I hugged the prom queen.
Clean out and add nourishing crystal clear spring water to the well!
Lifelover
Have a Nice Life
Already have nice positive names.
Karma To Build
Brilliant Truth
Manopeace
Alwaysmore
God Approve
I Hugged a Bear Once
These Arms are Bunnies
Megalife
Healer
Faith Forever
Loot?
Lovebreed
Morning Wish
Megalive
Light Angel
Light Funeral
Funeral is still negative!! Light Wedding? hahah
Ohshitno
Alice Unchained
Anti-Somewhere League
Audiomaster
The Living Kennedys
AngelDriver
How To Create Angels
Save Your Idols
Living Joke
Kingdom Of Happiness
London After Noon
Luna Blanca
Cottonica
Sunspell
Nick Cave and The Nice Seeds
Oceans Of Happiness
Smiles On Broadway
Six Feet Over
To/Live/For
Velvet Mainstream
Between The Bunnies And Me
Maylene And The Sons of Laughter
PLAYER
Life Angel
Pillow Thrower
Megalife
Type O Positive
Lightthrone
Dimmu Burger
Dimmu Burger hahaha! Best one so far!
dummy burger could do it too…
Damn Good Burger
mmmmm… That is… a tasty burger!
wasn’t dimmu burger on an episode of metalocalypse??
yep
Devin Townsbegin
Away Goes The Kraken
The Devil is still Naked
Peace from a Harlots Mouth
Protest The Bad Guy
I Boned The Prom Queen
Brightest Hour (obvious :D)
Nobody Shall Perish
Instead of Bloodbath, how about….. cumbath?
That’s much worse
bubblebath?
Warmbath?
Alice in Snuggies
All Shall Prosper
Animals as Buddies
As I Lay Trying
Trigger the Mudsled
Swallowed the Gum
Six Feet Above
Shadows Fell
The Red Ford
Pig Supporter
Overpet
Nine Inch Wafflecones
Alwaysmore
Joy Index
Mehuggsyah
Romantic Habitual (Mantic Ritual)
Lamb of God
Kisswitch Engaged
Lovely Maiden
Impending Baby-Boom
Hour of Abstinence
High on Life
Heaven Shall Not Burn
Love Eternal
Hail of Ballet
I like The Red Ford.. good one
Swallowed the cum?
Hail of Bunnies!
nine inch wafflecones XD
Pig Massager
Nice!
Cryptic Laughter
Yesmeansyes
Lovefest
Lovelord
Rave
Enthused
A Life Now Found
DiscoDance Axis
I’ve never said ‘This’ before, but ‘This’.
Police Endorser
light purple
stick to your flowers
rose wedding
funacious D
peace of ages
eyes set to love
lovebath
bring me the joy
circle of happy children
eternal tears of joy
the hugs of thy beloved
Amon Alive
Austrian Life Bringer Machine
Beneath the Rainbow
The Colorful Dahlia Party
Praised Icon
Liveklok
Love Factory
Fiver Finger Love Touch :P
I Declare Peace
Winds of Perfume
Bubblebath
Merry Angel
Alice in Candy
Nice-ssection
Impaled and Resurrected Nazarene, Through The Eyes Of The Happy and Healthy, Healthy Birth, The Faces, Recapitated, Napalm Life, Toxic Funocaust, Candyphagist, Well Lit Tranquility. I could do this all day.
Toxic Funocaust….great one.
Happy Bath
Theistic Front
Angels As Leaders
Genesystica
Lovesome Anthem
At The Friends
Love-opsy
Nice Brains
White Flag
Nice Guardian
Love Tsunami
Church Of Happiness
Hatekicker
Control Given
Corrosion Of Hostility
Cult Of Sol
Days And Dawns
Perfect Birth
Devin “Nice Guy” Townsend
Living Fetus
Do-gooders Army
Accept The Facts
Go, Rod!
His Hate Is Gone
House Of Filled Promises
Happy Maiden
Keep Caressin
Made Out Of Happiness
Lovevins
Heart Of An Architect
Napalm Heart
Loveosis
Nice Inch Nails
Possessed (By an incredible joy)
I Love The Machine
Love-ocation
Living Christ
Perfect Symmetry
Happy Of It All
Sloveter
Struck By Happiness
Embrace The Sun
Ten Loving Men
The Dilling Sharing Plan
The Love Chord
This Will Hug You
Lovebeast (This sounds like a Glam band name actually….)
Haha Keep Caressin and Go,Rod! were the best
Hahah! Do-Gooders Army and Lovesome Anthem!
At the Gates of Disneyland
The Pro(gay marriage)-Mags
Anti-Venom
Pig Creator
Pleased with it All
Love speaks(misery speaks)
All Shall Prosper
IHUGGEDABEARONCE
Remembering Forever
Life of Ecstacy
Vision of Order
All Out Peace
Lifeswitch Engage
I Hugged the Prom Queen
Every Time I Live
Brave Factory
The Empire Shall Rise
Goddriver
Earth Calm
Amon Amartha
Bed, Bathory, and Beyond
Dark Chocolate Tranquillity
Carefuldriver
Beer Factory
BED BATHORY AND BEYOND HAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks bro. I had the same reaction to these of yours: Caramel Corpse, Fozzy Osbourne, Five Finger Handshake, Rocking Christ.
Free Mojo
Harmless White Powder
Woolite for my Valentine
Up
Neverkill
Static-XOXO
obstetrician
(Honey) Buns & Roses
Lifelover
Amon Issmart!
Makewhitneyhappy
Brightest Hour
Swallow The Soup
Between The Boobies and Me
ah yes boobies you definitely got that positive thing down
My Grinning Bride
Not-So-Acidic Bath
A Life Once Found
…And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Happy Puppies
Bright Tranquillity
Kataninetails
Happiest Hour
Well-seeing Guardian
Defrosted Earth
No Longer In Flames
Cancer-FREE
Shadows Stand Up Again
Megabirth
UP
LOLKatatonia
The Wonderful Iron Sloth
satisfied sevenfold
fireworks burn red
lovely maiden
all shall party
after the burning man
bring me the happiness
Delighted Icon
The Tax-less
Surprise Party for a Cowboy
Corn (bad spelling always makes me unhappy)
Funvayne
Proper Prayer (profane prayer)
system of a downright lovely day
HealTh
Winds of Antibiotics
Happiness Index
Alwaysmore
This isn’t the apocalypse
Lovebringer
Sigh (of relief)
Stormtroopers of Love
Goatladywhopleasuresyouforasumofmoney (that was a mouthful)
Clean Walls of the Pretty Nice Dudes
cardiopulmonary resuscitation
Trapped Under Nice
Forevermore
GoatLadyWithNoDaddyIssuesWhatsoever
Reviver (opposite of Slayer???)
Day Off For A Cowboy
Born Healthy Into A Love Family (opposite of Aborted???)
…
Arsis (the other vagina)
Sleigher
Accept the facts
Ion Christmas
Auroraphobic Nosecreed
I think the favorite one I came up with that hasn’t been mentioned yet is:
Cheer Factory
not to mention the summer tours:
The Summer Laughter
The Yay!hem Festival
Carnival of Gladness
Rob NotQuiteDeadYet-InFactHesGettingBetter
Lightthrone
Vital Organs Still Intact
Lightest Hour
Antidote (as opposed to Venom)
Caramel Corpse
Cavalera Contingency
The Black Dahlia Movie Wasn’t That Bad
Fozzy Osbourne
Five Finger Handshake
The Devil Wears Clothing Made from %70 Post-consumer Materials
Old Man’s Child Just Graduated From MIT With A Degree In Databases
Control Approved
Hugs N’ Roses.
Toxic Lolocaust
Alwaysmore
Heaven & Heaven
Mastodoes
Midget Young Lad
3 Inches Of Good
Job Promotion For a Cowboy
Alka-Seltzer Punch Bowl
Soft Fuzzy Kitty
Gold Star On My Refrigerator
Rehab
Any more of this stuff and I may go into insulin shock.
The Black Dahlia Hugfest
At The Throne Of Fudgemint
Rebuild Rebuild Rebuild
Love Eternal
Friendlyhorse
Wow Of Tyrants
Strapping young lad
lovable icon (despised icon)
affection (suffocation)
beneath the love-fest (beneath the massacre)
in water (in flames)
Mr. Gojira’s Driving School
Well Balanced Clown Posse
August Cools Down Blue (August Burns Red)
Ask Kindly For The Horizon (Bring Me The Horizon)
Vegifex (Carnifex)
Coal Open Field (Coal Chamber)
Demon Sparer (Demon Hunter)
GodDriver (DevilDriver, I’m not christian but this is all I could think of)
Sane (Disturbed)
DragonGentle (DragonForce)
Every Time I Live (Every Time I Die)
God Permits (God Forbid)
Heaven Shall Relax (Heaven Shall Burn)
Liveswitch Engage (Killswitch Engage)
Kingdom of Happiness (Kingdom of Sorrow)
Relaxed (Mayhem)
Six Feet Above (Six Feet Under)
Reearth (Unearth)
Winds of Medicine (Winds of Plague, I hate the band, but this goes well)
Children of Michael Monroe
Bloodbath becomes Spongebath
A good tour coming through soon is:
Alwaysmore
Peacebringer
Lovesphere
and
Mutinys don’t win
Loveklok
Megalife
Cotton Maiden
Children-Who-Still-Have-Parents Land
White Sabbath
Place of People (as opposed to Place of Skulls)
Sheep of God
Peace (instead of Mayhem)
Featherwind
Prevent the Bloodshed
Me-Sugar
laughtones
Wah-Train
Ov Heaven
Self-Inflicted Happiness
Puppies in the throne room
Heart Symmetry
Behave-moth
Old Granp’s Child
Nice, with their new album Those whom the Gods have blessed
Children of Bubblegum
Buns n Roses
AbbaLoch
Tur-x-mas
Marduck
Toon
The Pen (mightier than the sword)
A-Polka Liptica
Keep of Caressing
Evergreen
Happy Young Lad
Emanecipated
CareBearian forest
Celtic Frosties
Milktopsy
Swiming Pool
Lightthrone – (Darkthrone)
Life of Happy – (Life of Agony)
Whitchapel – (LOL)
Norma Jean
Soft Panther – (Steel Panther)
Strapping Young Lad
This is Heaven – (This is Hell)
Throw-up – (Throwdown)
Straightened Sister – (Twisted Sister)
Comfort Savior – (Torture Killer)
Bright Tranquillity
Godsoul
Admired Icon
Lair of the Lover
Gravity Lives
One Inch Nails
Living Fetus
Brightthrone
Brightest Hour
Respiration (opposed to Suffocation)
Itch (opposed to Pain)
My Living Bride
Paradise Found
Living Joke
Lovebreed
The Dillinger Love Plan
Healthy Angel
Living Silence
Anotations of a Love Letter
Chocolate for a Cowboy
Does Job For A Cowboy really need to be changed? I think it’s already pretty nice to give cowboys jobs…
Barn Builder
Forevermore
Fresh Sound
This is Heaven
Arch Ally
Nonpoisonous Holocaust
Normal on Water
Cannabis God
Between the Buried in Pillows and Myself
In Water
Delightful Birth
Adored Icon
Dragonfarce
Also, I would like some Moresugar please!
Reading Through
Funspell Omega
Adored Icon
Forevermore
Happiness in the Throne Room
Poodle Truth
Insect Daycare
Hug the Facts
HealtHth
The Hilarity Program
Marriage of Mice
Calm Ink
Supported Science
Cop Save Cop
There Is No Wall To Be East Of
Finnteddy
Goes Boob
Tell The Truth On Purpose
pragmatism of the Well
Peach Tree
System is on the Up-And-Up
Non-metal:
N.W/O.A.
Them Law-Abiding Vultures
The Arcade High Score
Municipal Recycling
Tee-Hee-Moth
I’m already a winner (comeback kid)
The clean snap (the acacia strain)
GoatSxE (goatwhore)
Miss Hugger (meshugguh)
Use some dettol on the wound (salt the wound)
Living Loudness (suicide silence)
Earth (unearth)
Lightly Tanned by the Sun
Landmine timely clearance procedures
Adored Symbol (Despised Icon)
Retreat Retreat!
Cradle of Wealth
Alice in Rain (s)
Life (Death)
Annotations of an Apple Pie
In Flamingoes
As Blood Runs Pink
White Wedding (Dark Funeral)
Lots of Faith
Heavenhammer
OLD METALLICA (new metallica)
REPAIRER (slayer)
MEGALIFE (megadeth)
NOTHING AT ALL HATEFULL OR HAVING TO DO WITH ALIENS(gwar)
Seltic Dew
Fresh Sound, Healthy Bats.
Joy of Salvation
Alice in Love
Friends as Leaders
Bright Suns
King Caring
Adopted (Aborted)
Saver (Slayer)
The Acclaimed (The Accused)
Angelhorse (Angelcorpse)
Checkup (Autopsy)
Clinging to the Trees to Prevent a Fire (Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire)
Clean Fresh Intellects (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles)
Man Must Live (Man Must Die)
Article (Obituary)
Whatever year Black Death left Norway (1349)
Wealth Index (Misery Index)
Cephalic Silence (Cephalic Carnage)
Lovelymoth (Behemoth)
Assemble (Dismember)
At The Gates of Heaven
Ion Harmony (Ion Dissonance)
Happy Of It All
Niceball (Madball)
Candle of Faith (Cradle of Filth)
Dimmu’s Burger (Dimmu Borgir)
Goo Goo Roth (Gorgoroth)
Happy Birthday (Dark Funeral)
Life (Death)
Type O Positive
Love For The Machine (RATM)
Five Finger High Five (I hate 5FDP, but I though it was funny)
Healthy Baby (Dying Fetus)
Well, there’s my attempt at humor for the day.
Bier Aus Nord
Wow… the may be the most inadvertently amusing thread on MetalSucks ever! I enjoy it almost as much as the fake metal awards one.
Winds of Love
As I Lay Living
After the Birthday Party
Head-still-capitated
Hugging the Masses
All Shall Live
Happiness Signals
At the Gates: Laughter of the Soul
Befriend Sevenfold: Waking the Fallen Before They Get a Concusion
High Five the Priest
The Dillinger Retirement Plan: Consideration is a Happening Scene
God Approves (God Forbid)
The Dude Abides (God Forbid)
Squirt-Guns & Roses
Pig Rebuilder
100% Organic Soilent Green
Can-do-ria
Helper: Reign In KiTtens
God Loves Us All
Seasons In The Meadows
World Painted Pastel
Gentlynudgestein
Amen Amarth
The Acacia Vacine
All Out Pillow Fight
Content With The Machine
Relax, Its Just Baking Soda (Anthrax)
Nightlight Engage
Kittenklysm (Kataklysm)
Nightlight engage…*slaps knee*
Puppy Fashion Parade Disco
some are pretty apparent, but i will leave the corresponding band out in case anyone wants to take a guess and some.
Utopia
Grand Mothers Church
Fearless Sneeze
Best Friend
Bubblebath
Clean Upstanding Intellectuals
Ceiling
Obviousa
Ablebodied
Demon Booger
As I Lay Praying
iwrestledaguyingymclassonce
Arch BFF
BruHAHAHAria
Abacabb (didn’t work on the snes Mortal Kombat)
Genghis Tron 2.0
Full Blown Entropy
Cottonmouth of the Architect
Nicerosis
Universal Blood Donors
Wedding Veil of Maya
401K and Health Insurance For a Cowboy
God Putter
(Don’t Stand) Between the Buffet and Me
Construction of Conformity
Somethingface
Nuns n’ Roses
Nuns N’ Moses is even better
humanitarians get all the girls
beneath the blankets
adored icon
a different breed of puppy
public pool
open armed bear hug ( five finger death punch)
Beneath the Blankets is a killer, dude :D
Congrats
METALDUCKS!
As I Lay Happy
Cock for my Valentine(hate this band)
Lamb of Joy
Nine Inch Candy Cane
Cake Before Dishonor
I Declare KitKat Pizza
Dimmu Burger
Killswitch Disengaged
“Philanthropic Tendencies”
more like phullonrapist tendencies! Ami right of ami right
Charlie
The Austrian Governor of California
As I Lay Joyfully
Winds of Santana
Positive Attitude (Suicide Silence)
LovingBreed
Hug Down
IHeartGod
Cover the Wound (Bleeding Through)
The Black Dahlia Misfortune
Lifelover…oh wait
FAITH FOREVER MORE .
Niced Earth
hah, Niced Earth is simple but got quite a good chuckle out of that
The Lamb of God
KuKumbeЯ
Up
Supernicotinepatch Ritual
Loving It All
Player
Love Found in a Hail of Bunnies
Creator
Matrimonial Angel
Democracy
Pitchery
Whitesnapel
Bring me the hairspray!
Attack Crack!
Happiness Factory( it in fact MAKES babies)
Laughing Simons of Disneyland
and if anyone hasnt taken it yet…Prayer(Slayer)
36 Helpinghands
Try Not to Slipknot
Pizzaphagist
Liquid Relaxation Experiment
Nisis
Fredrik Thordendal’s Special Effects
Cloudhugger
Hug… An Octopus
meh.
Bruce (NOT) Dick In Son
Nine Inch Nuns — or even better – Nine Inch Cock
Alwaysmore
Children of Stardom
Control Allowed
Cherished Icon
The Faceful
JesusJammer
Benevolent Creation
Mele-cash
Old Mans Smile
Strapping Young Glad
Im still laughing at everyone elses posts! Killer Idea. Oh I should say, Lively idea!
iwrestledapuppyonce
VON (Violets, Oranges, Nice people)
Pretty nice Creation
Rectal Vagina
Non-Metal:
Boner: Tugs of Harmony
Iron Made-in-America
All Shall Cherish
The Abigail Williams project
The White Dahlia Birth
Recapitated
PileDriver
Elive (Evile)
The Facelift
MegabirtH
Forevermore
Over heal
Slater
LumberRules.net
Birthed
Before the Wedding
The Honda Accord
White Jesus Society
Tanned by the Sun
Dawn of Easter Sunday
Immaculate Birth
JesusForce
Enfold Niceness
ihuggedagirlonce
Eyelovegod
Satan Must Die
Godswork
Young Mary’s Child
Face Symmetry
Googly Eyes On Some Bread
It’s the best I could come up with while I’m still drunk.
Lamb of God
Creatör 555
AlwaysMore
White Castle
Fresh Breath
Angelcake
cool
please check if you have time
Down For Life – Village to Privilege (Live 2010)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8pyNj0fs_4