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Metal in the Media

SPONGE-BACH SQUAREPANTS

 Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at 3:20pm by

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Noisecreep tells us that Sebastian Bach is gonna get the animated treatment for the July 5th episode of childrens’ television mainstay SpongeBob SquarePants.

Naturally, this has nothing to do with Baz’s need to eat and everything to do with his burning desire to bestow upon today’s youth the legacy of Skid Row and hair metal as a whole. Thank you, Baz, for your continued devotion to educating the youth of our country and for being a real do-gooder amidst all the craziness we face daily.

-VN

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  • http://www.myspace.com/palehorseofhell lord assenfroth

    spongebob is litterally the best show on tv. it fucking rules so hardcore.

    • TallNerdGuy

      I wholeheartedly agree.

  • robocop420

    sebastian bach looks like a fucking cartoon in that picture.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    before we trash bas for being involved with spongebob. lets remember that Pantera worked on spongebob once upon a time too.

    • http://www.examiner.com/x-44499-San-Antonio-Heavy-Metal-Examiner San Antonio Heavy Metal Examiner

      That was actually the first time I ever heard metal, back in ’99 while watching Spongebob. Good times, good times.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Peters/651755473 John Peters

      He was a regular cast member on Gilmore Girls already.

  • http://heavystreet.com/ Sat

    Dave Sabo can play Sandy Cheeks, while Rachel Bolan plays Mr. Krabs. This would be the closest we would get to the Skid Row reunion we are all hoping for. Sandy Cheeks and Mr. Krabs could give songs to Trition to approve for the next album. Trition rejects said songs, and the band breaks up. Excellent story line if you ask me.

  • Heywood

    Seb-Bach Squarepants

  • William Grimmkvlt

    SAVAGE ANIMAL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Peters/651755473 John Peters

    He was awesome in Gilmore Girls.

  • TallNerdGuy

    He was in an episode of Z-Rock in its first season, and was probably the best thing I’ve seen him do in recent history. His kid in the show stands up and says that he wants to give one of the members of Z-Rock a rim job (thinking it means “hug”), to which Bach replies by simply nodding and giving the metal horns.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Scott/1657053090 Jamie Scott

    Wish he coud have starred in Spongebob before the movie was made, its simply become another kids cartoon.

    • maggie

      True words. Pretty much everything after the movie sucks dicksnballs.

  • Haeckel

    Adventure Time is the new Spongebob. It’s the most metal thing on TV.

  • kmfcm

    Not cancelled yet??

    WHY????????

  • Raoul Dukenstein

    Perfect. Bach looks like a crustacean anyway.