I kept fast-forwarding through the new Murderdolls video, “My Dark Place Alone,” to see if anything actually happens with the poor old dude in the wheelchair. And I guess something kinda does — but it’s too little, too late. Most of this video is just (bad) performance footage and (boring) shots of the dude and his (not even really hot!) nurse. What’s the fucking point? To make me understand the boredom and agony of the poor schmuck invalid? Why am I even watching this? It’s not ’cause of the song, that’s for sure.

Murderdolls’ new album, Women and Children Last, comes out August 31 on Roadrunner.

-AR