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RE-LIVE HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS!

 Monday, August 2nd, 2010 at 2:00pm by

Didja hear? July 19-23 was Hair Metal Week on MetalSucks and it was lotsa lotsa fun! Miraculously, we didn’t even write about Nitro once. Check out a few highlights of the features we ran below, or just check out the whole damn thing here.

TOP TEN BANDS MOST OFTEN MIS-CATEGORIZED AS HAIR METAL:

#1: Skid Row
#2: Guns N’ Roses
#3: Queensryche
#4: Def Leppard
#5: Extreme
#6: Bon Jovi
#7: Quiet Riot
#8: Saigon Kick
#9: Van Halen
#10: BulletBoys

METALSUCKS AND BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT: THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

THE TOP TEN BEST HAIR METAL BAND NAMES
THE TOP TEN WORST HAIR METAL BAND NAMES

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  • Jewers

    Yellowcard>Hair Metal
    That lame ass Bivins guy>Hair Metal
    Linkin Park> Hair Metal
    Oceano>Hair Metal

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Adragna/18902481 Richard Adragna

      The only thing that Hair Metal is better than is Vampires Everywhere.

  • bob

    I have a huge amount of respect for you guys for doing the Hair Metal Week! Thank you!

    Fuck the haters!

    Hair/Glam metal > Everything!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Adragna/18902481 Richard Adragna

    But what if I don’t want to?

  • Raoul Dukenstein

    This stuff is the “Twilight” of metal.

  • Vlygar

    You should have done Nitro. I was hoping for a surprise article about Nitro redoing their classic hit, Freight Train, and then thinking about making another album and touring. All that would lead to nothing due to in-band fighting and nobody giving a shit for 50-something year old men dressing up all Glam (only Twisted Sister can still pull that off).

    • paganheart

      I actually knew a dude in high school who had the same hairdo as the guy on the left (yes it was the eighties; yes I am old) until one day in chemistry class when he got to close to the bunsen burner. Too much AquaNet I guess. True story.

  • ChildrenWhomStickCrayonsUpTheirAnus

    you guys should do something on Fabio Metal

    that shit was even stupider than hair metal

    Steelheart,Giuffria,Tyketto,all those Fabio lookin dudes tryin to be all romantic

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Petar-Brckovi/1139975530 Petar Brcković

      I’ll take this as an insult to my country!

  • ChildrenWhomStickCrayonsUpTheirAnus

    80sclubbands.com

    blows any a this sorry mtv chump glam outta the water

    damn this shit is super funny

  • Fuck This

    And this is why I have a hard time respecting half of what you guys say.

    Fucking hair and glam metal? God damnit. No respect.

  • http://www.zoinks.tv zoinks

    Thanks, but no thanks. Hair metal sucks more than anything.

  • Petar

    If you hate Glam metal, then fuck off!!!

    …and nobody would ever insult Steelheart when I am alive.

    Best think there is that you insult people who have fucked more women than you guys!

  • Victor Viper

    I am sick of those who are mumbling about how they hate Glam metal. If metal is only about insulting, then I am proudly a poseur. I love Heavy Metal, I also like Black or death or speed, and there is only one thing what I hate in metal (Metallica).

    If you think you’re a metalhead if you insult something less metal, then you should grow up!