EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM DAVE MUSTAINE’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY! PLUS, WIN A CHANCE TO MEET DAVE AND GET AN AUTOGRAPHED COPY OF THE BOOK!

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm by

Surely one of the most anticipated books in the history of heavy metal, Dave Mustaine’s Mustaine: A Heavy Metal Memoir was released by HarperCollins’s It Books imprint yesterday. And guess what? We’ve got an exclusive excerpt for you! And it’s a juicy one, too, involving a fight between Mustaine and his then-bandmates, James Hetfield and original Metallica bassist Ron McGovney. If you weren’t already dying to read the book, we suspect you will be now!

And as if that wasn’t enough, MetalSucks is also giving one lucky NYC-area reader a chance to get five minutes alone with Dave Mustaine before his book signing this coming Tuesday, August 10 at Barnes and Noble Fifth Avenue!!! Five runners-up will also received autographed copies of the book. All you have to do to win is a leave a comment below telling us why we should pick you. Please make sure you register for the comments section with a real e-mail address, as the winner will be notified via e-mail. And it should go without saying, but if you don’t live in New York and can’t get here by Tuesday, don’t enter the contest!

The awesome, exclusive excerpt from Mustaine: A Heavy Metal Memoir is after the jump. Check it out, then enter the contest for your chance to hang with Dave Mustaine! Good luck!!!

The actual fight didn’t happen right there. They call it a hang fire, like when there’s an unexpected delay between the trigger of a gun being pulled and the actual discharge of the weapon. You know it’s coming, and there’s no stopping it. It’s just a matter of time. James and I alternately cursed at each other and refused to speak, until eventually we were both in Ron’s house, preparing to rehearse, and tensions boiled over. There was another round of accusations and insults, more cursing, more threats.

“You keep talking like that, I’m going to punch you in the mouth,” I said.

“Fuck off!”

In the middle of this exchange, Ron walked out of the bathroom and into the living room. He and James went way back, and despite the fact that James often treated him like shit, Ron instinctively defended his friend.

“You hit him, you’ll have to hit me first.”

“Shut up and sit the fuck down,” I said.

And then James jumped to Ron’s defense. “You touch him, you’re going to have to hit me first.”

Jesus, I thought, what is this, some kind of fucking game show?

I realized I would have to make a decision.

“Okay, you win,” I said, and with that I threw a right cross that landed flush against James’s face, turning his mouth into a pile of bloody Chiclets.

  • Matt

    Because I’ll do my best hook you up with a Living Colour interview, which is incredibly likely considering where I work. Also, I read MetalSucks religiously. And Megadeth was my intro to thrash.

  • fudgefudge

    because I’m not from NYC and I want to cost you money in postage, which I may or may not be willing to pay back

  • Viking_xxx

    Because I am gay, and so is Mustaine.

    • systemsdown

      1

    • kvlt of personality

      1

  • Killer Kovarik

    because I’m listening to Rap

  • Ian

    well 5 minutes won’t be long enough to tell him how much of a dick he is anyway.

    • >_>

      DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE STAINE

  • canea

    You should give me a copy of the book because I live in Wyoming where we don’t have books, book signings or Mustaines to sign the books we don’t have.

    • wha?

      Give it to this guy. I’ve been to Wyoming. They have horse stalls at the airport and coloring books for reading material.

      • Dwarfskeet

        I agree.

        • Dwarfskeet

          Plus, that entry made me giggle.

          • El Peras

            agree….the WY guy is a winner

  • James Greene, Jr.

    Because I’m Nick Menza in disguise.

  • ski

    Cuz I saw Mustaine get hilariously mad at the crowd at The Clash Of The Titans show, Wembley Arena, 1990 (that’s in London, Carmen Sandiego) while introducing “Black Friday”:

    Mustaine: All right, everybody!! What day is it?

    (It was a Sunday)
    Crowd: Umm . . . Sunday . . .

    Mustaine: No! C’mon! What DAY is it?

    Crowd: Uhh . . . Sunday?

    Mustaine: NO! C’mon!! C’mon!! Tell me what DAY it is?

    Crowd: . . . but it is indeed Sunday . . . really.

    Mustaine: NO! It’s BLACK FRIDAY!!

    Crowd: Oh yeah, right. Right!

    He also got pissy when he introduced Brian Tatler of Diamond Head and no one knew who he was.

    I’m guessing neither incident is in the book, but I’d love to check.

    • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

      I’d be pissed if someone hadn’t heard of Brian Tatler, too. Diamond Head is so influential. Anyways, dig this story of yours!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sara-Petrocelli/519197405 Sara Petrocelli

        A second this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

      Well the crowd failed. When he said it was black Friday, you douches should have responded “Good Mourning!” And shame on you kids not knowing who Tatler was.

  • PinkChocobo

    HAHA. Nice story, tell Reader’s Digest.

    • Sickboy666

      True enemy or false friend?

      • PinkChocobo

        I wonder if he talks about all the Daves that follow him around in that video

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Will-Morley/618112437 Will Morley

    That excerpt is so typical of what I expected from this; Mustaine placating his ego. A pile of bloody chiclets? Really? Fuck off Dave you bitter cunt.

    • WhatDoesYourShirtSayHank

      Yeah, I’m really disappointed and really pleased at the same time by the excerpts. Disappointed because I thought his ego was at least A LITTLE more in check, and that the book would be self indulging, but at least not seem like a parody of itself. I’m pleased because the book is ridiculously self indulging, and seems like a parody of itself, and that’s fucking hilarious.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Because who else are you going to give it to..Ziltoid??

    Im knockin out all bums..

    Stay Classy.

    • the_dglgmut13

      I’m literally watching Anchorman right this secon.

      Stay classy San Diego

  • James

    I would love a copy of the book, as I am preparing to write a thesis on the prevalence of narcissism in modern culture…and would consider Mustaine a perfect case study, and the book excellent research material!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Carosello/1360764011 Nick Carosello

    Please send me a book because if I was to have 5 minutes alone with Mustaine I would probably kill him right after I asked him why he wrote and released Risk.
    stoked to read this book!!

  • unclejesse116

    because i will dye my hair that ugly reddish color and make it all cocker spaniely like his and do an awful impression of him the entire time in the hopes of annoying him enough to be in his next book.

    • Brock Sterns

      Please, PLEASE give it to this guy.

      • Austin Nutter

        This. Please this.

    • >_>

      Lmao, utter win.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

      Give it to this guy! He deserves it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1190740219&m2w Jessica

    Megadeth introduced me to thrash when I was a little girl and I absolutely love Dave Mustaine. PICK ME

  • gauche

    because i will ask the hard-hitting questions not covered in the book like “why do you hate ice cream?” and “do YOU know where my Mastodon shoes went?”

  • Johnny5

    Because I’m Sweating Bullllletttsssssssss

    • malwar

      lulz

  • noobpotato

    Just based on the huge ego and how dramatic hes made this in the 2 parts I’ve read on here and metal injection, i have to fucking read this hilarious work of art.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      Remember: read it as if Darren read it to you.

  • Anthony

    If you give it to me i’ll take better care of the environment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Noto/1173214408 Anthony Noto

    Because penis

  • Dave Dragonforce

    Because I just ran out of toilet paper, and the pages of this book would fill that need.

    • Killer Kovarik

      Yesssss! But don’t give it to him, his name is gay.

      • Brian Belphegor

        Yes, I agree.

        Love,
        Brian Belphegor

  • Dink

    because i already have the book. Dumb ass Books-a-Million in Columbia, South Carolina put it out on the shelves a week early.

  • Gannon McCoy

    because i play guitar and would shred the fuck out of it.

  • Gannon McCoy

    wow im high and just saw that it said win an autographed book when i was definitely hoping is was a guitar.

    i’m sorry. i’m high…….

    i don’t want a book.

    • evilfatguy

      This made my day. For real.

      • http://www.frankenblog.com FRANKENBLOG

        Mine too. Hilarious.

    • Ziv F

      i still think you should shred the book

  • Meemperor

    Send me a book. I’m broke and don’t have any decent reading material when I want to take a dump/break at work. (Who really takes 30min poo’s?)

    • Mitchell

      Hahah Matt. good one

  • Mazzocchi

    Although I have no clue what I’d say to Dave if I met him, I would love a free copy of his book. You should pick me because I’m a huge Metallica and Megadeth fan. Oh yeah, and I’m poor :(

  • DieByTheChord

    Because:

    a) I’m the guy who owns this – http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/26/the-metallicamegadeth-feud-rendered-as-fine-art/

    b) I actually live in the area and can call out of work for this.

    c) I can’t think of a more awkward way to spend endless five minutes than to be in a room with a completely dismissive and annoyed Dave and some bodyguard with a stopwatch who’s there to ensure that I don’t get one single second more of hang out time than I’m contractually allowed. Maybe if the meeting takes place at a TGI Friday’s or California Pizza Kitchen or something where he’s comfortable broing out it will go ok, but in actuality I anticipate it unfolding something like this:

    Me: So, uh, how’s it going Dave? Got a new book, huh?

    Dave. Yes.

    Me: (to bodyguard) Time check?

    Bodyguard: 4:55 left.

    Me: ummmmmmm, ok, uh, so how’s Megadeth going? Dave E’s back , that’s cool, right?

    Dave: ………..

    Me: ………

    Me: (to bodyguard) Time check?

    Bodyguard: 4:52 left

    Me: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    • mallows

      ha. awesome

    • Arby

      win!

  • Josher

    As I am currently unable to read, Mustaine’s book would provide for me the essential vocabulary and critical reading skills that I currently lack.

  • Legions: Iron and Steel

    Today is my birthday.

  • Raoul Dukenstein

    Because I hate this inane piece of shit, and I never cared for Megadeth. Since he wants this book to vindicate him and let people know the “real” Mustaine, he should start with me. This isn’t my first rodeo, dickbag.

  • Glenn

    My copy arrived in the mail yesterday. So far, it’s pretty uninspired and fairly repetitive. Full of anecdotes and half-remembered details. It’s obvious Dave was just talking into a tape recorder and the ghostwriter just transcribed whatever he said.

  • Jon

    You should give it to me because Dave Mustaine may or may not be my father

  • ChoppedInHalf

    Kind of want to read parts of this. Not looking forward to his rants about finding Jesus.

    • evilfatguy

      Spoiler: he found Jesus melting in the bottom of a spoon.

      • Aria

        Question: How did he lose him in the first place?

  • El Peras

    We need the book in our house, we have this coffee table with a shorter leg and we can’t think of a better way to level it…

    • Superhans

      haha loving your work

  • Matt

    I don’t want to win. I just wanted to say this book is probably more full of shit then a Sarah Palin novel.

    • cougar party

      You know what? You’re probably right. And that’s saying something.

    • Lax

      agreed.

  • Alex

    Pick me! I’m in NYC!

    I’ve been a Megadeth fan for my whole life! My brother who is 11 years older than me was a huge fan in the 80′s and early 90′s, as a result, I grew up listening to Megadeth. My first concert was Megadeth when I was 14 at the Electric factory in Philly on the Risk Tour. I have seen them four times since, and I have tickets to both legs of the american carnage tour. I own all of their studio releases. I remember looking at my brother’s Clash of the Titans ticket stub that he had taped to the room of his door, wishing that I could have had the opportunity to see that tour.
    …for all intents and purposes, I will finally get to! Hell yes, So excited.

    Mustaine is my heavy metal hero.

    • Alex

      door of room. haha.

  • WhatDoesYourShirtSayHank

    Also, you should pick me because I’ll spend the whole 5 minutes asking him about how Goldberg was during the Crush ‘Em video shoot, and if he’s still friends with future Daffy Duck, and on what page does he talk about them in his book. Just, like, cause, ya’ know?

  • Napalm Nosebleed

    Because I fucking love T.G.I Friday’s
    AND
    I would ask him about how he feels about touring with slayer and their satanic urine

  • brad

    because i’d tell dave mustaine that he’s full of shit, and that i love rust in peace.

  • jeff

    I typed this with my dick. And i’m a huge megadeth fan. typed that with my dick too!

    • Killer Kovarik

      win

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

      I’m more impressed that you were able to use the Shift Key.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Stamopoulos/575083326 Steven Stamopoulos

    Because I’m from australia, and it takes serious dedication to keep reading about amazing tours that will never come your way. ever.

    • Artful Dodger

      Whatchu talkin’ bout, Willis? Y’all got Megadave and Slayer earlier this year :/

  • evilfatguy

    Here’s mine:
    I could not give a single fuck less than I do right now that this book exists. Just seeing the cover makes me yawn and roll my eyes.

  • Brian Belphegor

    Because it would be funny to see Dave’s reaction when I presented him a hand-drawn picture of Satan skull-fucking him with Kirk Hammett’s guitar.

  • http://Www.myspace.com/theseventhasylum Matt

    Because we all fuckin know Dave and James are sittin round sayin “hey how can we boost this fake ass beef to make me rich like you James….” just kidding everybody, I love metallica and megadeth, this fight is funny. You can pretty much sum it up with James and Dave were severe alcoholics and we know what that leads to. Suk it up and write an instrumental together.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Selig-Justice-Freeman/1352060955 Selig Justice Freeman

    I think it’s funny that people are still thinking that the Megadeth vs Metallica thing is going on.

    In all seriousness, I’ve read the book (finished it about 10 minutes ago), and it’s not half bad. Everyone’s just blindly assuming that it’s nothing but Dave bitching about Hetfield and Ulrich, or his drug problems, or his new-found religion. It’s not.

  • tsniagaesir

    Because I’m a practicing Satanist, Rust in Peace is my favorite album, I’m kept in the crawlspace of the attic with the threat of death if i come out and have nothing to do/

  • Chief

    Because I need to ask him why he always has close ups of his face in all his videos.

  • The Chef

    Because I made 200 carmel macaroons and 200 salted chocolate truffles for a country club today and…. well…. FUCK! It was a pain in the dick! At least I did a Corrosion of Conformity marathon while I did it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Hopsicker/653678179 William Hopsicker

    Megadeth was the band that started my journey down the heavy metal path. From the moment I listened to peace sells, something changed in me. I picked up the album peace sells a few days later, and from there a copy of Iron Maiden’s greatest hits. Dave Mustaine is the man who inspired me to pick up a guitar and make metal music such a huge part of my life. It would pretty much be my dream as a fan of metal music to meet the man who inspired it.

  • http://TheMan Brandon

    I should win because I just moved to NYC, I’m umemployed so I have nothing better to do and I’m a really big fan of both Megadeth and Chiclets. Especially bloody Chiclets… mmm…

  • jason

    I think you should pick me cause I love Dave Mustaine even though he does things that make him seem like an asshole (sorry Dave) and and and….I like reading books.

  • skullsession

    It saddens me that the Metallica/ Megadave drama of the past is much like warring highschool girls. It cheapens the music a tad for me. These are two bands who shaped my musical history….

  • nick

    I should win because I’m skinny enough to fit in the same room with mustaine AND his ego

  • pigchop

    5 minutes? Hmmm…time enough to jam out a wicked riff with Dave in that time. I would be honored to come up with the bones of a tune with Dave.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Muhammad-Hanifan-Bintang/1300821877 Muhammad Hanifan Bintang

    i must win because i have to deserve that! yeahhhh mustaine is my influence in guitar, and you know what? I ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY DAD, JUST BECAUSE I ALWAYS PLAY MEGADETH SONGS! I ALWAYS SET THE VOLUME HIGH AND PLAY MEGADETH SONGS! AND I ALWAYS FIGHT WITH MY MOMMY BECAUSE I ALWAYS SPEND MY MOM’S MONEY FOR MEGADETH SHIRTS! HAIL HAIL HAIL!

  • Brandon

    Because while id be there, knowing that dave hates hil anselmo, id bring an ipod and blast “5 minutes alone”. Just to show him how big a dick he is to everyone who dosent worship him.

    • Brandon

      Damnit, i meant phil anselmo. whatever you know what i mean

      • StaggerLee

        Phil Anselmo says: Boy i consider you my brother while gazing at your fan e-peen…

  • http://mortals.bandcamp.com Caryn Lombardo

    Because

    1) I’d like to spar with him during those 5 minutes in a mixed martial arts setting.
    2) It’d be fun to talk about metal-peacemanking.
    3) My boyfriend is out of town and would be uber-jealous of 1 & 2.

  • SokeSleezy

    because i work at the H&M right across the street from that barnes n noble on 5th ave and the one time i was gonna see Megadeth,the show was sold out before i got paid!

  • http://myspace.com/discordiatech Joe

    Because I’m going to call my bands next album “Bloody Chiclets” Thanks Dave!

  • http://myspace.com/discordiatech Joe

    LOL because I AM Dave Mustaine and I’d like to meet the real me!

  • brendan

    i would let you work in my sweat shop where you have to make casual sportswear while listening to dane cook’s awefull jokes. but after a 72 hour shift you get to smoke it up for 5 minutes

  • Fernando

    Why the fuck not?

  • mike

    i believe gingers have souls.

  • Metal Alex

    cause i would wear a metallica shirt and punch him in the face

  • SpongeBob NoPants

    I would sell the book on ebay so I can finally buy a monkey. I will teach him karate and how to drive a car and name him Bobo. Oh, the adventures we’ll have…

  • David

    I need a copy of Dave’s book because i’m running low on toilet paper. The book is probably 90% bullshit so I figure it ought to be absorbent enough to do the job.

  • Juan

    Because His words would enlighten me to the point where I’ll have to wipe my butt with the intro pages (I will have Dave mu-STAINED myself).

  • Jake

    You should post the winner and his comment

  • StaggerLee

    Because otherwise I said, ill throw a right cross that lands flush against everyone’s face, turning their mouth into a pile of bloody Chiclets.