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CRACK HITLER WINS THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST!

Monday, August 23rd, 2010 at 9:30am by

Congrats to Crack Hitler, who overwhelmingly won this year’s contest with a whopping 34% of the vote.

He’ll take over the site this Friday, August 27. We look forward to seeing what he comes up with!

-Axl & Vince

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

    Don’t let us down, Crack Hitler. Also, fuck yeah, mullet!

    • troilio

      +1 for mullet.

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

      Oh wait, it wasn’t Crack Hitler who posted the mullet.

      GET IN CONTACT WITH THE HONEYDEW GUY AND POST IT.

    • Cladgemeister

      I think we should start a petition for this mullet. Everybody in favour say aye…

      • Cryzthormagnusian

        I’ll say aye but I feel that it can’t live up to it’s hype.

        • Ziltoid got caught liking Disturbed

          Crack Hitler wasn’t the one with the mullet pick.

      • http://lordsofmetal.nl/index.php?lang=en Kavorka

        AYE

  • NateD

    ‘In regards to my usage of the drug, it modified my personality, I’m became highly irritable’.

    Love that evil eye the girl on the left is given the winner.

  • Ziv F

    The FNM reference and the fact the guy once wrote: “the pseudo-spiritual dribblings of that guy from Cynic” makes me think this is going to be a great day.

  • Crack Hitler

    Thanks again guys! I’m sorry I don’t have a mullet, but I could probably find one of note to share.

  • Austin Nutter

    Congrats, Crack Hitler! You are the winner of this year’s prettiest little princess pageant!

  • brad

    SPEECH!

  • Honeydew Wilkins

    If Mr. Hitler is willing to post it, I will send him the Rocklahoma Ginger Mullet.

    • Howie

      Please do

    • Cladgemeister

      Please do, two.

  • Tim Requiem

    Agreed, post the mullet

  • http://www.masterful-magazine.com/ Choronzon

    Congrats with your victory Crack Hitler. Show ‘em how it’s done.

  • pigchop

    You have chosen…poorly.