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Ask Oderus

ASK ODERUS RETURNS!

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 at 3:20pm by

That’s right… he’s back! Oderus Urungus, the greatest singer in the history of what this putrid, worthless planet calls “metal,” has been busy recording Gwar’s new album, Gwar’s Bloody Pit of Horror, which comes out later this year on Metal Blade. But now the man whose shit is worth more than your entire life is back, and ready to answer your questions! So leave your query for Lord Urungus in the comments section below. Oderus will pick his favorites and answer them right here on MetalSucks in the not-too-distant future. No question is too big or too small, too gross or too taboo, too serious or too silly, so ask away!

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  • Spanky

    How would you kill every person on Jersey Shore? Make it detailed

  • Rob S

    If your name wasn’t Oderus what would it be?

  • Mitch K

    best way to cook and eat infants? GO!

  • Doc

    Why do old people smell like that?

  • Dylanstodon

    What’s your favorite band in the new metal scene as of now?

  • chainchomp

    How fat was the fattest chick you’ve ever fucked? Does fucking fat chicks have its advantages? I mean if you fold their skin in all the right places, its as if they have like 900 vaginas on one body. amiright?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    Have you ever holocaust’ed something? If so, what and how?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Rowan/531575311 Christopher Rowan

    Which of your many awesome stage puppets have you used as sex dolls? MJ? Barrack? The Pope?

  • iAmAsteroid

    When you inevitably begin your slaughter of the Earth’s population, who would you spare and why?

    • Spanky

      This would be a good one to answer

  • Vakarm

    Oh Master of the Universe, how the hell can you allow shit like Jersey Shore exist?

  • msv81

    Can I have a cookie?

  • jeff

    has anyone ever pulled on your whiskers? if so, does it hurt?

  • SP420

    Most idiotic/inane/befuddling thing you’ve ever seen humans do?

  • BigBintheAV

    How do I know if I’m pregnant?

  • metallicbrian

    Which planet in the Solar System is most brutal, and how long would it take you to destroy it with metal goodness?

  • matt fucking b

    Can you catch a disease by fucking raw meat? I mean really fucking it good. Just beating that shit up.

  • J-Rod

    What kind of holes accomodate that impressive cock of yours, and do you have any
    faves that you can share with us?

  • Heywood

    Human suck, so why bother with them?

  • ITTOA666

    Gloucester Virginia. It’s right under above Yorktown. Ever killed anyone or smoked crack there?

    PS_We have lots of trailorparks with tons of meth, too.

    • ITTOA666

      Also, why do you guys love Richmond so much? Being from space and all, couldn’t you pick New York or some other big city to film the dvd?

  • http://www.facebook.com/slayerx1x Amir Palma

    How do you like your weed?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    Do you know how to cure Nergal’s leukemia?

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png LordBling

      0/10

  • gauche

    how awesome is Jersey Shore, right?

  • deanerhead

    Tila Tequila showed her tits at Gathering of the Juggalos and got stoned (not in the way that guy Dave Brockie always is) and she was almost raped, too. You played it with your cuttlefish exposed and you avoided a similar fate. Why is this? Have the Juggalos embraced you as one of their own?

  • Dallas Bolen

    Whats the meaning of life?

  • savethecirclepit

    Do you think that GWAR might jump on the bandwagon and maybe re-record the first record or maybe play Scumdogs in it’s entirety live?
    When you guys get too old to play one day, retire and start drawing your pensions from the Metal Workers Union, will you just put some new kids in the suits and just let the band continue on without you?
    If so, would anyone notice?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Pearl-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Pearl Nutter

    What’s a fetish you have that most people don’t know about?

    Also, what do you think is going to be the next big trend in metal after deathcore and screamo fade away?

  • Chainsword

    What is your preferred meat? After listening to your song Gor-Gor, I find it difficult to eat chicken that is not boneless.

  • beerandurder

    do you always project from your phallus on to children in front of the barrier like in tuson last year

  • JG

    Can you explain why in the early days of GWAR a whack with a broom was needed to get the blood squirting thing to work at a show at the Cubby Bear in Chicago?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    asian fetish porn: yes or no?

  • Bob Cock

    How pleasant is a Womb With A View, after all? Do you install an air conditioner for the summer months?

  • TanyaRocksMe

    What form of what we humans call extraterrestrial life is your favorite/most brutal/metal and how pathetic are humans compared to them?

  • SomeKid

    Favorite thing to jerk off to

  • Blundon

    How can I get my own Cuttlefish of Cthulhu??? and what does it eat??

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lance-Zeran/100000142665110 Lance Zeran

    Why would you choose such a shitty medium to answer some of Earth’s most perplexing questions? Couldn’t you just take over CNN or some shit?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

      He has.

      • Dirtman73

        I think it was FOX News, actually.

  • Metalheadinjury

    Have you ever signed a grown man’s ass?
    My stepfather says you signed his.

  • The Impaler

    So there I was, being a rattlesnake, and i wondered, what is GWAR’s position on today’s public policy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Benz/552054891 Andy Benz

    Fucking magnets; how do they work?

  • EJ666

    Why are you my mom?

  • Mark Robertson

    Will chronic masturbation impede my guitar playing? Or vice versa.

  • Leprosy

    How did you feel when Gwar was going to have their own Codename Kids Next Door episode?

  • Moltanic

    If I handed you a sawed off and told you to go kill any 3 bands/artists of your choosing who would it be and why?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png LordBling

    Why are you allowing Justin Bieber to continue to walk the earth?

  • Autonocuous

    How far in can you thrust your cuttle fish before the lady’s cunt rips to pieces?

  • Dan B

    Oh mighty lord, what has Colorado done to displease you so that you would snuff us on the latest tour dates?

  • AAAAAHHHHHHH

    Why do Waffle houses, & 24 hour/365 day a year business’s have locks on there doors?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

    How can I get my woman over her fear of deepthroating?

  • hater_guy

    How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

  • Altered Bestiality

    Did Anal Chainsaw really “chainsaw, anally, all of the Jews?” like you said they would?

  • Jim

    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

  • Brock Sterns

    What modern-day Hollywood director starred as a young man on the hit sitcom Happy Days?

  • Ryan

    Are you guys ever going to reissue any of your albums on vinyl?

  • Octillus

    Do you prefer to maim and violate before you kill, or after?

  • emetal

    how do you deal with parking tickets?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Are you ready to accept Jesus Christ as your savior and LORD? If not, elaborate(please).

  • Chocobo Will

    How many women have you sodomized?

  • Chris Herd

    Wanna come over and throw meatloaf at each other???

  • Chrisss

    Why does Lordi suck more balls than a gay porn star???

  • rupert

    what is your favorite strain of earth bud?

  • chris

    Is everything full of anything?

  • http://www.myspace.com/signorojoswe Kaffebaggel

    After you sank Atlantis to usher in the age of the railroad, was there time for snacks and light refreshment before you slaughtered the neanderthals?

  • WowWee!

    Do you believe in God?