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WANNA BUY THE BEST BAND NAME IN THE WORLD?

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I have a friend who’s starting a new metal band, and he asked me if I had any ideas for a name. Now, I have plenty of ideas for names of metal bands, but they’re all kind of ridiculous, and I can completely understand why my friend wasn’t too keen on calling his band “Baby Rape,” “Puppy Rape,” “Retard Rape,” or, my personal favorite, “Rape Rape.” (If you put an accent aigu over the “e”s of that last one, it sounds like a classy French coffee drink.)

The bottom line is, thinking of a good band name is actually pretty hard, and even if you think you’ve come up with one, a quick Google search will usually demonstrate that, no, you’re not the imaginative genius you thought you were.

So thank God for the Ebay merchant known as “cjh257723,” who is selling the best band in the world:

The current bid is a whopping £0.01 and there’s only eight days left in the auction, so if you have a band that needs a name, you best get your ass over to Ebay and bid on this sucker ASAP. Unless you’re from Israel, Somalia, or Liverpool. In which case, fuck yourself.

-AR

Thanks to Rob for the tip!

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