So I know it’s unusual for us to post at 1 a.m., but I just got done watching the long-overdue return of Metalocalypse, and presumably a lot of you just got done watching it, too, so we might as well get talkin’ about it while our thoughts are still fresh.

Personally… I loved it. The show hasn’t lost any of its satirical punch (the Facebones sexual harassment video should be shown in every office in the world), the writers continue to prove that they can sustain a story for the extended format, there was an abundance of quotable lines (My personal favorite: “Don’t forget, keep the fifteenth open so you can deposit your sperm into my vagina with your penis.”), and, oh yeah, Kirk Hammett utilizing decades of personal research to cameo as a dong.

Awesome. Totally awesome.

And the teaser for next week promises a skewering of rap metal bands. I can’t even tell you how excited I am for that.

Alright. Weigh in with your thoughts on the episode below. Hopefully you were all as satisfied as I was.

-AR