START YOUR WEEK WITH PRETTY MUCH THE BEST YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER WE’VE EVER HEARD THIS WEEK

Monday, September 27th, 2010 at 10:00am by

Holy shit, where was this chick when Halford left Priest? I’m pretty certain that if the band had heard her, they would have been all, “‘Ripper’ who?”

Now, I know that if you’re an aspiring vocalist, you probably just heard this and went, “Oh, shit, I will never be as good as this girl. I’m just gonna quit.” But, really, you should look to her as an inspiration, not a deterrent. Because she didn’t get where she is today on raw talent alone; the video above is the result of lots and lots of practice and hard work. To wit:

And so, as you can see, the old cliché really is true — practice makes perfect.

Go here to see more videos by this incredible talent, including seven different versions of Van Halen’s “Jump” and at least two takes of “Hot for Teacher.”

-AR

Thanks to Jake Lentz for the tip!

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    I’d hit it.

    • zulcon

      Spetmeber

    • Oden

      hold your nose i doubt its clean

  • Cladgemeister

    Please tell me you didn’t watch through all of these.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    Her mental retardation was the best part.

    • foobear

      Don’t you mean… METAL retardation?

      • Igottawocket

        Hey-o!!!!!!

        • Marcelo

          Zinnnng!

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Ck-Vanderjuice/502827008 Mikey Ck Vanderjuice

            well done lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cleber-Monteiro/100000392246968 Cleber Monteiro

    Down syndrome,right?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Lentz/20725060 Jake Lentz

    You’re welcome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Ashley/894695456 Justin Ashley

    I can’t think of anything less funny than watching retards play cover music. Why don’t you just post some recent Dave Mustaine live footage? Same fucking thing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

    Oh my god! Wonderful voice, awesome movements………… anyone thinks she should do a King Diamond cover better?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

      Also, annoying Bitch, she sounds like a fucking buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
      Lesson learned: Read the fucking lyrics while singing!

  • stevebazzano

    i think her dance moves were the best.

  • el fucko

    Is that the vocalist from Dir En Grey?

  • Genial Gentile

    This is almost too sad to make fun of. Almost.

  • Chris

    that literally made me sick or that might have been the pasta i just ate 4 breakfast….either way i felt sick after i watched this

  • mchuckie1006

    wow. you actually put this on here. I hope all your kids are born with progeria.

  • JDuws

    Kill Yourself…….NOW!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/JT-OBrien/568906438 JT OBrien

    aaaaaaahhhhh ahhhhh ah ah ah ah ahhhhh

  • Jim

    My personal favorite is when she sings Habanero with the Swedish Chef.

  • Mrpeumo

    Ho shit what the fuck was that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Vigilante/1150133684 Chris Vigilante

    I’m glad Beaker posted one of these videos up on September 11th so we would never forget.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

    she totally stole my dance moves

  • Ballhair

    I don’t listen to Judas Priest, but even if I did, I could never listen to this song again. After that voice, I seriously think my afternoon is ruined.

    • el fucko

      *in Halford vocals* you need a painkiller!

  • >_>

    1:18-1:26 is so epic, holy shit, only in two breaths too.

  • Dolemite

    If you play all of them at the same time, it sounds fucking hilarious.

    • Matty

      I was dumb enough to take your suggestion. I think I’m actually losing my mind right now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jorge-Arriaza/433075 Jorge Arriaza

      100000

    • Grymmbear

      OH MY GOD, YES!!!

  • pigchop

    oh ha ha ho ho. you fucking fuckers. Here I was all set to hear the chick blow my mind and, what happened, my eyeballs almost fell out and my hair began to hurt. Thanks.

  • Bayon3twork

    Is that Yoko Ono?

  • Cary Hutchison

    Dudes! If you play them all at once, she sounds like a vuvuzella.

    • Grymmbear

      I just did it, and not only did it cause me to break out in hysterical laughter, but it also made my cat horny.

  • hez

    i don’t think she’s retarded, i think she’s just japanese. on her youtube page she has an awesome slideshow. L O V E

  • Naaaaaa

    Sir, your sarcasm has done pissed me off today. ;)