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I WONDER IF THESE “HOTTEST GOTHIC GIRLS” WATCHED THAT VIDEO ON BEING A HOT METAL CHICK?

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Well THANK GOD someone FINALLY took a collection of still photos of the “Hottest Gothic Girls” and edited it to the music of Drowning Pool. I was really worried no one ever do this. And they picked a song where the lyrics are just mwah! Perfect-o.

I know that a lot of you reading this think I’m being sarcastic, but I swear, I am completely sincere in my praise of this montage. I mean, do you really think I would make fun of this after reading the accompanying YouTube description?

“These are almost all the cute ones so enjoy and don’t post anything nasty because I’m a goth to and if you do I will delete it”

See! He got almost all the cute ones! (Those last few don’t like to be photographed, so getting all the cutes ones was just unrealistic.) And if we post anything nasty he’s goth to delete the video! (Oh, wait, he meant “I’m a goth, too.” But still, he’ll delete the video!) AND THEN WE’LL BE DEPRIVED OF ITS HEAT FOREVER! Surely, this would be a fate worse than death.

That made so horny, I’m gonna go pour water all over my dick and stick it in an electrical outlet.

-AR

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