NEW UNDEROATH SONG IS LIKE A BLOWJOB WITH TEETH

Underoath are streaming a new song, “Illuminator,” on their official site. The best thing about it is that there’s this hypnotic gif that appears to be spinning and changing shapes (non-headache inducing version above), which is makes it fun to look at for a second or two, and I imagine for much longer if you’re high.

As for the song itself, I liked it better when EVERY OTHER METALCORE BAND IN THE FUCKING WORLD ALREADY RECORDED IT FOREVER AGO. This thing is about as formula-free as an episode of Scooby-Doo. I’m not saying it’s terrible, I’m just saying it’s organic like Gene Simmons’ face.

Underoath’s new album, Ø (Disambiguation), comes out November 9.

-AR