PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SLAYER VINYL CONFLICT BOX SET

Thursday, October 7th, 2010 at 4:30pm by

Slayer - The Vinyl ConflictLast week’s contest was especially fun because the prize for coming up with a witty caption for a picture of a nerdy kid in a Burzum shirt was… a Soundgarden CD set. Oh, the irony! Here’s the chosen winner:

  • Ian: “Burzerker1 to Burzerker2, I am approaching the church. Over.”

This week one lucky winner will receive The Vinyl Conflict, pictured above, a set that for the first time collects all 10 original Slayer albums from American Recordings and puts them together in this limited edition box. Each album has been re-mastered from the original flat master tapes and is pressed on the highest quality 180-gram audiophile vinyl. Also included are reproductions of the original LP artwork, including inner sleeve art, all in heavyweight, litho-wrapped chip jackets. The box set comes out officially on October 12th, so if you don’t win one here you can purchase one at Slayer.net.

To win, just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!


  • Heywood

    Two wrongs don’t make a right.

    • My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t

      “God Hates Us All”

      • Chris

        Haha an Avenged Sevenfold Reference

        • Chris

          Ps just said that to get a rise out of the slayer fans

          • LULWUT

            It wasn’t funny either way.

  • You? Me?

    Fucking Manson groupies got off the leash again

  • ITTOA666

    Fresh sunbaked sausage and beer go great together.

  • Goro923

    Dammit the cock-rock thing wasn’t to be taken literally, dude

  • FUCKING_SLAYYEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!

    …some somebody gonna fluff him or are we gonna need a stunt cock?

  • Matt S

    These are my dress clothes

    • Evil Weevil

      Nice

    • soy el niño más bonito

      this one should win

  • mynutz

    More Cock Rock than Goth…

  • OBEY1019

    I wonder if he’s drinking balls light or rolling dick.

  • Seanicus

    So kvlt that his dick is also a beer tap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karina-Valentine/1321121229 Karina Valentine

    Jeffree Star’s siblings

  • Brian

    Europe… hmmmm good to see your still gay

    • Nathan

      Seriously?

    • Extra_Nina

      noob

  • Johnny Death

    Excuse me maam, your balls are showing

    • Slaughterhouse

      bumblebee tuna bumblebee tuna

      • therealmetalmatt

        Love the Ace Venture references

        • Jadon

          haha nice. luv that movie!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Travis-Downey/541071247 Travis Downey

    Hot Topic keeps getting gayer and gayer each year.

  • easymonday

    She stole my tights!

  • Mini-mick

    Is she going to stand in my sunlight all day?

  • shpostal

    So far the street corner urology lab has produced mixed results.

  • deanerhead

    By choosing to cover his abs, ant1christ666@gmail.com showed everyone he has a poor self body image.

  • Luis

    Damn you Jerry i wanted to wear that!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    pre-op Marilyn Manson

  • Jeremy

    “Why yes, I AM finding this event rather flaccid. Whyever do you ask?”

    • The Metalosopher

      Haha. Good one.

      • SamanthaRain

        my favorite:)

  • Fuckin Eh

    The stroker and the queef

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robby-Steuer/518113596 Robby Steuer

    get a tan…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Max-Wallis/1378411106 Max Wallis

    Why are we always the last ones picked? Don’t they know we’re really good at sports?

  • whiskey_ramble

    Funny thing is…she got more attention for not wearing black boots than he did for his dick hanging out….. Bet you a Slayer vinyl box set that they love piss sex.

    • ITTOA666

      Can I pee on your face?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Whiskey-Ramble/1342228610 Whiskey Ramble

        “Nah, but you can go ahead and piss in this cup and save it for when the time is right. Can’t you see I’m not even rockin’ the semi-chub yet?”

  • Isaac

    Cradle of Filth has taken their new cock-rock fashion too far.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyler-Quentin-Kovarik/1193233090 Tyler Quentin Kovarik

    Gwar entered a stage of utter confusion with their appearance when Cradle Of Filth started playing music.

  • Dwarfskeet

    Did you see last weeks episode of “The Brady Bunch?” Oh man! It was righteous!

  • LoomeyTunes

    “You dont fuck Spen, Spen fucks YOU!!”

  • ZOOM

    hahaha yeah my fly’s unzipped…good one!

  • GrindcoreKaraoke

    What morttis looks like without the prostetics

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

      I had an idea about mortiis hahaha but you won me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eliot-Cain/1671789273 Eliot Cain

    Unsurprisingly, their “bathing suits” got them kicked out of Six Flags.

    eliotcain66@gmail.com

  • Keith Jaeger

    man i wish someone told me furry boots were out this season

  • Slaughterhouse

    I told you were should have gotten ready with the light on

    • Slaughterhouse

      *we

  • The_Dude

    well at least we know who wears the pants in that relationship

    • http://myspace.com/theswampzombiecult Blake

      WIN!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Ck-Vanderjunk/502827008 Mikey Ck Vanderjunk

      ooooooooooooooooomg LMAO VERY NICE

    • Jadon

      nice

  • cougar party

    Goth out with your cock out.

  • chainchomp

    Upon trolling the MetalSuck site constantly at work, chainchomp has gotten fired because this photo has a weiner in it.

    • chainchomp

      dammit all…..MetalSucks*

  • vince

    Beer and Brats

  • Pickles the Drummer Doodly Doo Ding Dong Doodly Doodly Doo

    Im not even going to comment…. just what the fuck

    • Jadon

      EXACTLY!!! NAILED IT

  • A2James

    Ok-boner-fest

  • chainchomp

    If I knew it was gonna be this kinda party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

    • tc7005

      nice Beasties reference.

      mmmmmmmm… yes, the wine does go well with the chicken.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lance-Dillon-Lyon/1249389003 Lance Dillon Lyon

    Paul Gray replacement audition # 32. “I don’t want to replace Paul as much as I want to build my own identity within the band!” NEXT!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Hocken/682500211 Alex Hocken

    Marilyn Manson and Dita von Teese in the early days, red didn’t suit Marilyn so well back then..

    email – adhocken@gmail.com

  • Dwarfskeet

    So, come on down to Reudnitzer! Where all your dreams will come true!

  • Kye

    Disposable Peens

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

      Lol +1

  • jimbo slice

    Does this outfit make my dick look small?

    • HARRYDICKERSON

      bahahaha!

    • mchuckie1006

      good one

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Ck-Vanderjunk/502827008 Mikey Ck Vanderjunk

      LMLAFMLDJKADGBJBV8IO903YHNFIHHIBLBLOIOHHIOOIHHIOHIOHOIOIH

    • >_>

      This one deserves to win.

    • g man

      this got my vote.

    • tc7005

      ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT = roll on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco.

  • Renae

    Dani Filth’s younger brother, who inspired Gwar’s “Penis I See”

  • Botix

    Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson on tour now as “Hot Cock Annie”.

  • Dwight Cobb

    If it wan’t for the penis I would have a hard time telling which is a female. Sad thing is, I’m still debating.

  • Double D

    After months of meticulous planning, unbearable anticipation and a few 1st degree burns, Bloodgrave finally got to show off his dick tan at Gothtoberfest.

  • BASSQUATCH

    You can see the disappointment in her face

  • Lawless Sockless

    Cup of urine only $2. Free refills all day!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Graves/100000804200114 Cody Graves

    Dinner with the parents tonight should be interesting.
    metalhead1109@yahoo.com

  • Tha Rev’rend

    That just hits you right in the Reudnitzer, doesn’t it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Long/100000144612811 Mike Long

    That’s how Manson reproduces. Mitosis!

  • Joe

    I guess that’s why they call it cock rock

  • spot

    Dude, how the F*ck is your dick more tan then the rest of you?

  • Benito

    The only known photo of the parents of Nu Metal

  • Howie

    Wacken Open Air

    • hedensk7

      LMAO open air

  • Corey Bonnette

    Who’s running the Wal-Mart in Des Moines on their day off?

  • jason

    The beer in my hand makes up for my small dick.

  • ryan

    I KNEW KAT VON-D WAS A DUDE!

  • mchuckie1006

    (in my best Ace Ventura whispering voice) …….Your balls are showing…..

    or

    Jack Sparrow’s better half

  • wha?

    E-Harmony fails Jennifer yet again….

  • http://www.schenkeltown.com SchenkelTown

    meet the cast of Purgatory Shore – Spooky and The Decapitation

  • Jim

    Mmmm sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.

  • SGforce

    “Um, Gretel. I think we’re lost. Somehow a sausage got stuck in my bread-crumb dispenser.”

  • ben

    Why are you staring at me? Its not THAT weird that I’m wearing a corset. Jeez.

  • CheeseArm

    What time does Tesla go on?

  • http://www.myspace.com/signorojoswe Kaffebaggel

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! VERY FUNNY!!! “SKINNY PUPPY” I GET IT!!!!!

  • MickFNS

    Just another Monday morning on the German version of The Today Show.

  • metalmeathammer666

    Metal sucks, and so does Gertrude.

  • metalmeathammer666

    “Yeah but we were actually raised in a cradle of filth”

  • http://gregkleinlegion@myspace.com Greg Klein

    Ever wonder the lives of concentration camp survivors post-holocaust?

  • Matt

    Remember when John 5 said on the Guns and Gods tour when they asked some lady to piss in the trashcan and she whipped out a dong? Ya thats her/him

  • MetalSaladBar

    Bald Guy at the Table: “Hey man, turn around and check out those two freaks behind you.”

    Other Guy at the Table: “Mom?… DAD?!”

  • Mike

    The Low End of Low.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Russell/553693986 Clayton Russell

    Waiting in line for the ‘Puppetry of the Penis’ tryouts, one young hopeful displays ‘The Virgin Mary’

  • Jon

    Something’s gone terribly dong.

  • SON1KdethMUNKY

    Excuse me, sir, but are you aware you have starfish glued to your nipples?

  • Steve

    Blackened Cock Rock’s biggest new band: Satyricock

  • sanders keel

    Chick- Why is your cuddlefish hanging out?
    Thing- because it just put the lotion in the basket…

  • Ryan

    I’m suprised they can stand in the sun without being disintegrated.

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    ANGEL’S OF METHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Cod-piece hates us all!

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    So THAT’S what South of Heaven was about!

  • ZeL

    His penis is too small to be NSFW.

  • Marc

    he must be a bassist

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    I’m looking for someone to give me some dittohead!

  • http://myspace.com/shepherdsgatemusic,myspace.com/burymeinsmokemusic Michael “The Armenian Demon” Fenton

    Flacid bath!

  • Major Zim

    Ugh this party is a totals sausage fest.
    oh i love sausage fests!
    um what?
    yea! likes thats one in Vienna!
    Um, no Toki thats was a REALS sausage fest.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Oates/1476540021 Jordan Oates

    No dick piercing? Pussy.

    jco5055@psu.edu

  • Deth

    Oh c’mon, everyone knows that penis is out in this summer’s Hot Topic fashion.

  • buddha

    Meanwhile in a country with terrible taste.

  • http://Gnartallica.wordpress.com Ross Gnarly

    I’m sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Eisen, but your test results came back possitive..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Otis-Archer/1441861862 Otis Archer

    More like “Reudnutzer”

    • Matt

      huh

  • Mark Anderson

    The winner’s of this year’s “Jog for Jesus” reminisce over a cup of fresh apple cider

  • pigchop

    Out of the basement after five years, it turned out the world is not quite as the internet had led them to believe.

  • http://asheswithin.com Cupcake

    This is a perfect reason why the Races should mix.

  • OneLastMartini

    She fancies my manschnitzel.

  • aj lucas

    most original thing Bret Michaels ever did was take cock rock to the next level!

  • Biclops

    Somehow, “Powder 2″ failed to connect with audiences.

  • Steve

    You shall not pass!

  • Honeydew Wilkins

    Maggie Gyllenhaal (L) takes a break from filming on set of new “Powder” movie.

    • Honeydew Wilkins

      Goddam you Biclops

  • Adam Vance

    Reuditzer brewery has now hired hello kitty suicide club as security.

  • Ike Clanton

    8 Year olds Dude, 8 year olds!

    I know the Metalsucks clan will get this.

    • brutalbrutus

      cue Hotel California in Spanish.

  • TheHangingBrain

    If you squint your eyes juuuust right, the combination of pale skin, tattoos, corset/crotchless banana hammock combo and hanging member make his torso look like the face of a goth clown. Or you could just settle for the reality of it being a hot furry/emo babe and a tattooed doucebag with his dick out. Being an optimist, I’ll choose the former.

    • TheHangingBrain

      I meant douchebag. Spotty fucking spell checker. :/

  • Gibson75

    He should invest in some SPF 50 baby sunblock for that babyish wee wee….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

    that’s not beer

  • Mad Mooney

    The Attrocity Exhibition: Exhibit X

  • Goatboy

    As usual this metal gig was a total sausage festival.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    Vince and Axl on the weekend.

  • stigmata_97

    Damn, the dude on the Diabolus In Musica cover actually exsists…

  • Lonestar

    This is why they invented abortions.

  • fuck you

    you guys are fucking gay.fuck slayer and fuck metal sucks.CUNTS.

    • fuck you

      also ,you know noone is gonna win this shit,these fucks are too cheap to give this shit away to anyone with any REAL fuckin originality.

      • TheHangingBrain

        Seeing that penis really upset you, didn’t it guy? Ain’t repression a bitch?

        • dcdc

          Apparently so

        • Obsiquium Mindris

          He’s just jealous because never before has he seen one bigger than his.

    • metalmeathammer666

      I get it

  • mark

    Nad Kroeger

  • Mike C.

    Is this the line for the Strangeland sequel remake?

  • Douchechill

    Hey Glenn… Where’s your wife?

  • Mike

    Damn!I should’ve worn a condom.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcus-Papadopoulo/1169115237 Marcus Papadopoulo

    legwarmers? thats so 80′s……

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carlos-Ramirez/631635101 Carlos Ramirez

    This is what would happen if a Coal Chamber fan mated with someone from Die Antwoord… twice.

  • ryan d.

    While at the winds of plague key board try outs, this poor soul didnt realize that you’re NOT supposed to have a penis.

  • Dan Z

    “Does this outfit make my ass look fat?”

  • http://www.myspace.com/severed Tonberry

    Leniency in ratings for DLC have led to controversy over Voldo’s new costume pack.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

    Is it fucked up that the dudes dick is NOT the most disturbing thing about that picture?

  • Yo Diggity

    Worst Christian costume party ever!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grey-Gibson/100000560366769 Grey Gibson

    Okay…you win…you got my attention…that is what you wanted…right?

  • Max Ryan

    Admit it, you looked at the cock before you looked at the chick.

    • Obsiquium Mindris

      I can’t find it

  • my couch pulls out but i don’t

    at least he’s not wearing white, being that it is after labor day and all…

  • Wolfface

    Reudnitzer – Where all the freaks hang out!

  • chump

    Fuck yeah! Coal Chamber!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Hunter/100001289132594 Joshua Hunter

    “The terrible consequences of Dr. Mengele’s experiments.”
    joshlhunter@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Ck-Vanderjunk/502827008 Mikey Ck Vanderjunk

    bringing new meaning to cockrock …. -_-

  • brutalbrutus

    They are precisely Those Whom the Gods Detest and embrace what MS hath called profane.

  • brutalbrutus

    Hide your kids, Hide your wives . No seriously.

  • Wolfface

    ‘Two Goths – One Cup’

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Kremmer/73409604 James Kremmer

    Where does my penis go again?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Horton/1074905683 Tom Horton

    I really hope Halford plays some songs of the 2wo cd or I’m gonna feel really stupid

    vulgardisplay21@aol.com

  • billftw

    “OMG hide that glass johnny! you are embarrassing me… “

  • GRIZZ

    Metalsucks Family Picnic ’09

  • Brendan

    OH WARRIORS COME OUT AND PLAAAAAY!!!!!

  • Jerry

    Stop! Its my turn to wear the cock!

  • hexbasher

    european ad campaign for birth control for metal heads

  • jerzy

    Mildred, can you reach in my ass and get the car keys? Thanks, now where did we park…

  • jason

    marilyn’s man-hood

  • Death Metal Aaron

    Nice cock, Bro.

  • NICK

    I’m huge in Germany

  • Gene M.

    Reudnitzer’s “German Spuds MacKenzie” didn’t exactly penetrate the North American market in the way they had hoped.

  • Moltanic

    The sad part is that he’s still hotter than that chick next to him.

    Moltanic@Gmail.com

  • kyle

    GUY: “When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.”
    Girl: And what did the other part think?
    GUY: “What her head would look like on a stick… ”
    [laughs]

  • kyle

    -american psycho [2000], its still funny.

  • Sara

    Dr. Frank-N-Furter and Columbia from the REVAMPED Rocky Horror Picture Show? I’m sick of remakes…

  • sickeningsix

    career defeated, manson is forced to sell himself to trannies at ozzfest

  • Mike Jones

    What did you just say about my nautical stars?

  • Erik

    Metalsucks Balls out Black Tie Optional.

  • Murdman

    “The Downward Spiral” just wasn’t quite enough for this guy, he had to go and take it a little “Further Down the Spiral”.

  • MurderSheWrote

    Nice Dick!

  • Jay Jay

    Previously On VH1′s Cock Of Love, Twiggy Ramirez Stops By for Some dating Tips

  • Cam

    this isnt the way to bennigans!

  • Wildman

    Oktoberfest… (puts on sunglasses) just got krieg.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    • Max

      Nicely done!

  • All Out War

    Little did Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber realize that Rammstein’s only U.S. show in ten years would have a such a lasting impact on the celebrate duo a decade later.

    In a statement to Metal Sucks Bieber explained, “I left MSG realizing that I do in fact have a dicka, but Im still not a fan of the pussy… So what’s the problem?”

    • All Out War

      *celebrate=celebrity…stoopid phone.

  • shaun holtgrave

    But mommy, Father Bob bought it for me, why cant i wear it to church?

  • jeff

    only oderus can pull off the cuttlefish look

  • Kasper Maigaard

    For those about to cock

  • the devil’s advocate

    The fuck are you looking at?

  • gnarlatron

    Manson shows – where all the dicks hang out.

  • Matt G

    ‘come along mr. king- wig off, beard on- it’s SHOWTIME!’

  • Tom

    Brian, how on earth did you manage to get a tan only on your pecker?

  • lbscold

    I heard the wiener schnitzel in Germany was world famous!. Turns out it is just average ;(.

  • >_>

    obvious photoshop…that ugly chick has a dick.

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com wayniac

    Reudnitzer really are targeting a niche market with their new advertising billboard…

  • chuckbeef

    She looks down with remorse, thinking, “My dick is bigger than that, but Varg Vikernes would rather rape him than me.”

  • fetusbbq

    I can see like 10 dicks more disturbing to look at than the penis…

  • LarryPatin VT

    girl: “I didn’t think you were serious about the whole, ‘Rock out with your cock out! – Jam out with my clam out!’ thing, sorry…”

  • Scott

    The reverse tan – entire body pale and cock tanned!

  • MetalRod

    Woodcock 2010

  • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

    In a final attempt for parental attention, Larry tries the old “step on a crack” trick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mikey-Ck-Vanderjunk/502827008 Mikey Ck Vanderjunk

    this is radickulous

  • BruisedMetal

    What the fuck

  • Robb Flegm

    Time certainly hasn’t done the original members of Kittie any favors.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Disinformasiya

    “The shoes were definitely there. The shirt was…debatable. But staff at the cafe asked if the gentleman would kindly put away his Reuditzer, or they would be forced to refuse him service.”

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Disinformasiya

      Reudnitzer*

  • Alec29

    Introducing the poster children for the Obama administration’s new birth control campaign………

  • Robb Flegm

    “Is this the PMRC meeting?”

  • TanyaRocksMe

    Come on Susan, don’t pretend to not like the fake penis.

  • Shane Gillis

    So cool that this year’s festival offered daycare services for the ones who had to bring their children. Meet the caregivers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Taco-Bozzacco/678620036 Mike Taco Bozzacco

    O look its greg and donna’s wedding photo, well i guess greg is ready for the honeymoon. But man it looks like its cold out…

  • Trux

    I dont know who the girl is, but it wasn’t too hard to recognize Lars Ulrich considering the size of that dick……

  • triadicapathy

    2011′s event proved to be the most sparsely attended Gathering of the Juggalos yet.

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    HA…Dad….I should have known not to let you drink!

  • Cousin Skeeter

    Two balls, one cup

  • Mike

    A movie still from Rob Zombie’s latest film: Hedwig and the Angry Inch: Part 2

  • Adam666.666

    Reign in CCCCCUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!!!!

  • Gareth Barlow

    High school Musical’s new cast….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ann-Allen/1565948936 Ann Allen

    It’s amazing how life-like strap-ons are these days, eh??

    Email – a.allen@y7mail.com

  • Dropped on my head as a child

    Hey mom, hey dad. Dad when Isaid rock out with your cock out, you know that was a joke right

  • Gabe

    “Stupid ‘Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell’… At least they let me keep the boots.”

  • Thrillhouse

    Best.

    Christmas Card Photo.

    EVER.

  • Lycanthrope

    ……….no comment

  • dan nash

    who knew capt howdy had date nights. or reign in pudd.

  • Max

    Clearly, someone is celebrating Cocktoberfest

  • major

    so this is how incubus gets all its fans

  • Hub

    Pardon me good sirs, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  • WowWee!

    What? This is the only way I can go out in public and not get beat up by my peers.

  • WowWee!

    Gotta make money for Negal somehow.

  • Michael

    What has been scene can not be un-scene!

  • Mike

    Fall Out Boy?! Looks like he Fell Out, Boy!

  • Breydeck

    o.O Reudnitzer !?

  • Stew

    Now do we understand why NU Metal was a terrible trend?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-Mickman/502613553 Brandon Mickman

    girl thinks: i’m dressed like this to look hot, fuck knows why this dude’s walking around like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pete-Simone/60802652 Pete Simone

    There’s creatures for everybody.

  • Reigning1

    Check out my dick tan.

  • dhdude

    Maynard 1, Maynard 2

  • Heathens Hereitc

    Ahhh I see you got that new ABC penis gum, hows that workin for ya?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Yevgeniy-Reznichenko/1053344492 Yevgeniy Reznichenko

    BONDAGE!!!! Goat?!?! ZOMBIE!!!!!

  • Girth Brooks

    where the fuck is the eye-bleach

  • Shane Gillis

    I totally forgot to DVR Meet the Browns last night. Shit.

  • RobotScythe

    I’d suck that dudes cock for the Slayer boxed set.

    • Reigning1

      Whoa! Take it easy there big guy…

  • Golga

    Everyone was stunned to see what happenned to Karl Hungus and Bunny LaJoya after “Logjammin” failed misearably in the box office.

  • OLINVILLE

    Oh grandpa…….

  • Matt

    if looks could kill, my profession would be baring….it all

    http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,415516,00.html

  • GUTH

    “sorry, sir, but I cant allow you in with outside alcohol.”

  • brosupre

    Who knew Mortiis could sink lower then when he sucked that fat chick’s fat toes?

  • brosupre

    “What do you mean this ain’t Burning Man?!”

  • Tacoloft

    Manson mania found the glory hole to the tanning salon.

  • Tacoloft

    How not to tell the world you were never hugged as a child.

  • brosupre

    “Ironically, she fucks me in the ass with her tiny cock.”

  • Balls

    Surprise! I have a penis!

    • Balls

      .

  • brosupre

    Mortiis is wearing his goblin nose on his cock.

  • evilmatt

    “I can windmill better than you!”

  • pigchop

    Clearly the basement dwelling, raised-on-google-generation is not getting enough sun.

  • hater_guy

    Eww, Reudnitzer! Yuck!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Gonzalez/1015444164 Steve Gonzalez

    “i may look like that just rolled of the linoleum, but my lil sledge hammer will always remain pink”i

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Sterling-Rice/1030080162 James Sterling Rice

    HEY.
    Thanks for not tagging this as nsfw and having the entire library notice a dick on my screen.

    • Obsiquium Mindris

      LOL

  • mata5346

    the fat pig on left prefers the previous recipient of the caption contest clearly she’s a size queen…

  • dru71808

    Bloodlord clearly misunderstood “dress casual” for the Reudnitzer company family picnic.

  • Jamie Lee

    I know, I know. Just because there’s a hole in my underwear doesn’t mean I should let my dick hang out. But the mirror in the dressing room made it look so much larger.

  • Metal Hoops

    I’m not so sure about Manowar’s new look.

  • Metal Hoops

    I always wondered what Rev. Phelps and his wife (Westboro Baptist Church)did on weekends.

  • Iain Shipton

    “Does this cummerbund make my penis look small”?

  • thelump

    Pssst, dude, your fly is open!

    thelump_94@hotmail.com

  • John

    Wait…. its not Halloween yet?

  • Obsiquium Mindris

    Officer Barbrady: “Okay, let’s move along people. There’s nothin to see here. If you’ve seen one dominatrix with its thingy hanging out you’ve seen ‘em all!”

  • Matt C.

    Pictured on the right is Marylin Manson’s new life partner…

  • pete

    Du Hast?

  • KMFCM

    I AM THE MIIIIIND FREEAAAAAAK

  • shane t

    WOW!!!!!!!!!! they finally found life on the planet urANUS……..e.t. go home

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wayne-Blanenship/624950374 Wayne Blanenship

    hey its marilyn manson and his new wife at a kenny chesney concert

  • Lee

    Poor Aldo had finally had enough of everyone assuming he was a flat-chested girl. The problem is now everyone assumes he’s a flat-chested she-male.

  • Lee

    Is it cold out or are you just not happy to see me?

  • Aces666high

    No, no, no. We only play ADVANCED Dungeons and Dragons!

    aces555high@yahoo.com

  • Lee

    Him: How’s it hanging?
    Her: Down and a little to the left.
    Him: Thanks.

  • Scott C

    I used to think you’re crazy… now I see your nuts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Sharktopus-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Sharktopus Nutter

    The most grim and frostbitten of tanlines shall be his!
    cumfartcocktails@gmail.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Cairncross/1530102028 Ian Cairncross

    Antipants superstar
    surfnskian@sbcglobal.net

  • fetusbbq

    Looking at this picture is making my balls chafe….

  • Drew

    Just got fired from Hot Topic.

  • Noel

    ” Eat your heart out, Lars Ulrich.”

  • Tiago Bettencourt

    failing at every goth cliché: SUCCESS!

  • Anna

    Too sexy for my shirt..

  • Kurt Hansen

    great more goth weirdos fohOLY SHIT IS THAT A DICK

  • Alex

    See how flaccid it is, it’s because he just got out of a mosh pit and now needs some more of that German beer to forget about his poped testicles.

  • metallicbrian

    Those green umbrellas are tacky.

  • Lee

    A couple of workers at Euro Disney’s Goth Land taking a break.

  • Hoodrat

    Circumcision is for gods kids

  • chrisgrady

    I guess Jeffery Star has not complete his transformation.

  • Elvis Shot JFK

    Two fans eagerly await the release of Strangeland: Disciple.

  • That Metal Dude

    The Marilyn Manson after show mixer “Cutest Couple” award goes to……………………………………….

  • hedensk7

    tetko a testre mint peter zoli
    nem dob ki a pubbol
    minket pali hahahahahahahhahahahhah

    • hedensk7

      translation:
      tattoo on the body like Peter Zoli
      you don’t get to leave the pub you tweedy
      hehehehehheh

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/JT-OBrien/568906438 JT OBrien

    this is a test. what festival were they at. if you answered what festival you are gay.
    purplepeopleeater18@hotmail.com

  • The Pantangler

    “Does it feel drafty out here to you?”

  • Chris

    Dude: Yeah i cannot wait to see him in concert tonight. Justin Beiber has to be the greatest musician of all-time!!!

  • jeff

    hey, look at that!!!! My dick is hanging out! And i spilled beer on it! Maybe this creepy dude next to me will suck it off!

  • Chris

    Does this look gay? How about now?

  • Argonaut 666

    That chick has a big clit

  • Boogyman

    Looks like Varg Vikernes Ex has gotten out of the slammer !

  • Stiggs

    How dare you accuse me of stealing drinks! This drink? I brought it from home!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raymond-Ramos-Jr/1789701644 Raymond Ramos Jr

    Caption For Pic…..

    I told this girl I was in a band for Marilyn Manson that just got done playing,So she came for a “meat” and greet,And then found out it was a cover band for Marilyn Manson she was upset……..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-Weinstein/530091298 Garrett Weinstein

    Holy crap…there on the left, that women is wearing a top hat!

  • Greg

    “If you want to by some meth look for the chick with the dick, no joke”
    “How will I know it has a dick?”
    “I don’t know, I heard you will just know when you see it.”

  • Blargh

    “My heroes? Marilyn Manson, Cisqo and Brett Favre.”

  • http://www.frankenblog.com frankenblog

    “Ew.”

  • Ryan Jones

    Shemale- At warped tour Oli said he wanted to see dicks and boobies…. i assumed that meant everyone wanted to.
    Fugly Bitch- Being a German prostitute really went down when the Jews came back….

  • metalmeathammer666

    Reudnitzer: Qveen ov Beers.

  • Don

    These ARE my good clothes!

  • Dropped on my head as a child

    And I thought that I had problems

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Benecasa/1267291022 Jake Benecasa

    ALL THEY WANT IS TO HEAR ACCEPT PLAY “(tiny)BALLS TO THE WALL”!! IS THAT TOO LITTLE TO ASK?!?!

  • Charlie Dillingham

    OMG! I am so glad her stripes are vertical. Horizontal stripes would have made her look fat and awkward.

  • Steve Younger

    He also has a tattoo right above his ass that says “Exit Only”

  • MetalMama

    The first man to gauge his dick hole

  • Stijn Huys

    But the weather over there was very good that day wasn’t it?

  • Derek Dorey

    Bitch! You are jelous because you can`t hang out like i can…oh shit maybe you can

  • April Busby

    The beautiful people

  • Demon

    Looks like somebody needs a fucken “Divine Intervention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lonzo-Licona/100001095115434 Lonzo Licona

    Marilyin Manson:…You think this is a good spot?

    Dita Von Teese:…yea, good spot.

  • Nate Riggs

    “Damn it Bob, Now you have ruined S&M for me also.”

  • Jorge

    Eyy someone knows in details: what means the 12×12 inserts from The Box of Slayer… ??? you know…. the USUAL INNER SLEEVE of a record is like a FOLD (in this the lyrics had print) that´s ok….BUT I want to know if the new realesed of Slayer reproduced EXACTLY the original sleeves!! because the new inner sleeves are one paper printed by to sides……); I hope I wrong..