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WANNA HEAR THE WORST THING EVER?

 Thursday, October 7th, 2010 at 1:30pm by

If you don’t, do not hit “play” on the below videos. I’m being serious. I don’t wanna see any bitching in the comments section that you weren’t warned — this shit is fucking awful, and is only to be listened to by people like me, people who often let their morbid curiosity get the best of them and/or are gluttons for punishment. ‘Cause we obviously get sent a lot of really atrocious “music” here at MetalSucks, but this is some truly next-level shit. This dude/girl/band/whatever the fuck it is can easily be considered visionaries of drekiness; they’ve completely revolutionized the game of ear rape.

If you’re still on-board with this, there’s more after the jump. But if you’re still on-board with this, your mommy probably didn’t hug you enough when you were young. Seek help.

Now everybody thank Alex Winney for sending us this band.

-AR

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  • noobpotato

    Wtf is this shit? It sounds like some girl screaming over songs on guitar pro.

    • Altered Bestiality

      I think thats EXACTLY what it is. Someone didn’t use the RSE packs. Fuck!

      • Steve O

        Yeah, it is. And they didn’t even use the good clean guitar sound (jazz electric gtr is way better)… what a fucking joke

    • Carl

      call me old school, but that’s Power Tab for sure

      • BASSQUATCH

        I would have guessed TabIt, but I suppose it doesn’t make that much of a difference lol

        • darttt

          it doesn’t matter. they all use general midi. gp powertab and tabit don’t have their own midi sound.

  • Rob

    can’t stop rofl’ing

  • DJ Deuce Grunt

    I had to hit stop before the seek bar could reach a nonprime number. Shitty shit shit.

    • dan

      zero is nonprime

      • Dave D

        XD look at this nerd

      • Crack Hitler

        Best. Reply. Ever.

  • Kye

    This reminds me of a joke band I started with some friends when I was 15.

    You can thank us for all forms of screaming with happy electronics in the background. We did it first.

    Did I really just say that?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Jay/1137871271 Sean Jay

      Are you Bubblegum Octopus?

  • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

    OK, it’s horrible. But have you EVER heard anything like it?

    Nope. Therefore, due to nothing more than its originality, and despite its destitute display of talent, it eclipses every —–core band that gets constant attention on the webbies.

    • yetzer hara

      there are tons of midi-core/midi-grind/electronic noise grind bands out there… a beautiful lotus, anally aborted fetus, and mexican twat circus come to mind. admittedly, this is definitely worse than the aforementioned bands.

      • Major Zim

        which is saying something cuz DAMN.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Cairncross/1530102028 Ian Cairncross

        A Beautiful Lotus is worse.

    • d00shc00gr

      “It sucks but, like, it sucks in new ways we haven’t heard before… so in a way it’s kinda cool!”
      ~Beavis
      (originally said of Anal Cunt)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

    psyopus is worse

    • g

      fuck you

    • Adam

      Double-fuck you

      • Aaron R A

        And fuck you some more.

    • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

      Just went and checked out some Psyopus. Apparently fuck me, too, ’cause I’m fairly certain that I agree. Fucking tweedlers.

      • chainchomp

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIiYwKO88aY
        hmmmmm is it just me or is the first line of this song “Keep them from that pizza pie!!!!!!” ????

        • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

          Great ear – I think you’re right!

          mmmm… pizzaaaaaa….

        • boazhimself

          pyopus is all about arp destroying guitars, not the lyrics. if you compare this posted band to psyopus, you kiddies can go back to simple chug chug chug bands because the time sigs are easier for your feeble minds to comprehend.

          • chainchomp

            i really was gonna say except for the vocals it sorta reminds me of early dillinger escape plan. and let you said “pyopus is all about arp destroying guitars, not the lyrics”, um so then what the fuck is the point of having someone on vocals? should they not just be an instrumental band? that all being said boazhimself, youre silly!

          • chainchomp

            it appears i can’t type…….”and then you said…..” there, thats what i meant.

          • Carl

            if they didn’t have a vocalist, they’d be Behold.. The Arctopus. Which certainly isn’t a bad thing

          • kris

            pyopus is a fucking joke of a band. I cant believe people would listen to that horse shit.

    • Andrew

      I, too, will add a “fuck you”.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

      It’s funny because it’s true.

      • OrthodoxCaveman

        You suck cock for money. Your argument is invalid.

        • Dirtman73

          Nope, nope, Devon is absolutely right.

          • LULWUT

            The first part of the statement remains though.

  • Slaughterhouse

    Yeah, pretty much worst thing ever

  • Ørsaeth

    I managed to make it seconds into the first song. No more!! Please!! I beg you!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    Well the name could easily belong to a grindcore band. For that it is, indeed, ideal. Needless to say, the screaming fucking sucks, but the music is kinda cute.

  • Matt S

    Sergeant D is probably into them

    • MadSkins

      Yeah, they’ll totally get picked up by LEADING INDEPENDENT LABEL VICTORY RECORDS.

    • Izzay E

      Hahah!!

    • HARRYDICKERSON

      lol i wouldn’t doubt it.

  • LoomeyTunes

    Sounds like Super Death Metal Mario World, its awesome. Cant wait for the Powerglove cover.

    • Wardo

      haha… good one.

  • James M.

    WHY DID I LISTEN TO THIS WHY WHY WHY

  • LoomeyTunes

    Slow it down to a crawl and see what happens, it sounds like Mega Man

  • Jesus

    Don’t tell Sergeant D about this

    • fuckhoney

      1

  • WowWee!

    I saw a sticker of the hellokitty logo they use posted up somewhere, so I guess this means this band has fans. What a sad misguided generation…

  • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

    that was bad ass

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    Those are some great tunes, but they’re ruined by a TERRIBLE mixing job!

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    I must see this performed live.

  • chainchomp

    this is odd, its way better than that Filter song that was posted yesterday. without doing any research at all currently, i’m almost willing to bet that the screaming is coming from a guy, any takers??

    • LoomeyTunes

      1

    • Dirtman73

      -1 for having absolutely no good musical taste. So now you have zero.

  • http://www.theoppositionmachine.wordpress.com the opposition machine

    the vocals were the worst….if it had been more than just random girly screaming i would have dug it

  • Bill

    This > Metalcore

  • el fucko

    I didn’t know Oli Sykes started a new side project?

    • Shadow78954

      10000000000

  • Jamie

    Ahahahahag

  • Sambo

    Sounds like Jeffree Star made porngrind.

  • Name Not Applicable

    This is fantastic.

  • tuckerirvine

    It makes me want to dance.

  • AetherJake

    Dude, the riffs are tight, somebody just forgot to actually record them. As for the screaming…well the riffs are tight.

  • ZeL

    Aside from not liking this singing, I’m intrigued by what this would actually sound like on real instruments. Whoever did this was skilled enough to write this all out on GPro (or Tuxguitar!). I don’t think compositionally it’s all that bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eirik-Kjs-Usterud/1067091137 Eirik Kjøs Usterud

    I don’t get all the hate for HKSC. It’s a JOKE band, it’s supposed to be awful, and I think it’s pretty funny. Seriously, how can you hate a song called “Choking on Cupcakes Isn’t as Cool as it Sounds”?

    • gauche

      i’m with you.

      • ZOOM

        YOU WOULD

  • iWrestledyourmomonce

    iwresteledabearonce only HKSC is a joke… but really.. they are both a joke.

  • Maderchod

    I get a hardon from thid

  • Maderchod

    I mean this

  • rdt513

    As good as Anal Cunt but not as good as Impaled Northern Moonforest.

    • MasonicWehrmacht

      I think this is the best comment I’ve ever read on this site. But really, nobody fucks with Anal Cunt.

  • http://www.twitter.com/iheartsnuggles iheartsnuggles

    If you play all three of them at once, it kind of makes sense

    • TonyT

      HAHA fuck…this is my new was to annoy the living hell out of someone.

    • BASSQUATCH

      Dude, I now have to favorite this page for the sole purpose of playing all of them at once.

  • Major Zim

    that was the BEST THING EVER. i have NEVER laughed that hard at any sound EVER. but in all seriousness, if they hadnt used shitty electronic drums and shittier guiter programs, there was a few seconds without the shrieking that could easily have been good. they just werent. they were instead the worst thing ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Winney/1818042315 Alex Winney

    Your welcome

  • Anthony

    It sounds like someone’s just dicking around and sampling the same scream.

  • Dean

    This is both the funniest and saddest thing I have heard all month. I am never going to be able to listen to N64 music again without expecting someone to scream like their arse is being severely hurt.

  • John

    Reminds me of WHISTLEXCORE
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RwxRVrT7_w

  • OrthodoxCaveman

    If the military conducted wartime experiments with this sound blasting from aerial speakers, the United States would cripple the entire planet in a fortnight. Hello Kitty Suicide Club is truly the instrument of Uncle Sam’s wrath.

    • katie

      i laughed so hard at your comment i woke both my roomates up…..you my good sir WIN

  • Dental Damnation

    Well that was an unpleasant ear rapage. But I walked right into that one so, you know what they say, you can’t rape the willing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Ramirez/581679036 Daniel Ramirez

    I remember a lot of these Nintendo games..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Selig-Justice-Freeman/1352060955 Selig Justice Freeman

    Oh, cuz you know…

    This isn’t a joke or anything.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Edward-Wilfred/100000007099811 Edward Wilfred

    Made it ten seconds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrs-Q-bi-Cubilln/1263407618 Andrés Q-bi Cubillán

    Sounds like some girl getting raped by a NES.
    …or like me trying not to die in Battletoads.

  • Dubs

    Damn, I was listening to Cephalotripsy before this and suddenly their music sounds warm and inviting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ross-King/585314817 Ross King

    Well to me, and i’m sure anyone else who tabs a lot, that sounded like someone trying to use guitar pro 6.

  • http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/Revrant/Goodonebig2datewrong.jpg Revrant

    Sounded like most of what you guys post, poorly done and full of screaming.

    Ahhh, no really though, I almost cried from laughing.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    Apparently you haven’t gone through myspace. This is usually what happens when scene girls think “OMG, E-Grind is so kewl.”

    Boring. :P

  • Ben

    This would be sweet if people were actually playing the instruments and there were no vocals.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-De-Assis-Pinheiro/1312491621 Gabriel De Assis Pinheiro

    This is creep. Seriously.

  • Chance

    WTF is this?!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Delarosa/569469815 Jonathan Delarosa

    Fuck, these kooks are from where I live currently.

    • logan

      Sounds to me like you should kick their asses.