UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS: GREG WEEKS SAYS GOODBYE TO RANDY MOSS AND HELLO TO MEN WEARING PINK TIGHTS

Monday, October 11th, 2010 at 6:15pm by

I’d like to begin this week by congratulating the Lions on their crushing 44-6 win against the Rams. Look out Chicago, Detroit is coming for you!

Over the last couple of weeks we’ve seen state vs. state action. This week is no different. In an upset that took seven years the Oakland Raiders defeated the San Diego Chargers. Their win brings the division to a three way tie.

Here in New England the Pats say goodbye to wide receiver Randy Moss. After reportedly telling QB Tom Brady he “looks like a girl” and not getting the attention on the field he thinks he needs, Randy went back to the Vikings. New England received a third round pick in the 2011 draft. As much of a pain as Moss may or may not have been, trading him in the early season for a third round pick has some of us raising our eyebrows. Who’s going to keep the secondary busy while Brady throws to everyone else? It seems to me that Moss wanted to break records and leave behind a name rather than be a part of a team. At least now he gets a second shot at the Jets.

This month is Breast Cancer Awareness Month which means women and men all around the world are touching their boobs in order to keep healthy. It also means that grown men in battle wear bright pink. I love the ref’s whistles, the excessive celebrations and, my favorite, the post game interview all in neon pink. Cancer is no joke but how can you not laugh as these grown men run around doing something most consider “manly,” wearing the most effeminate color possible. It’s hard for me not to laugh when a receiver misses a pass, arms outstretched in an accusatory manner, and looks at the QB like it’s his fault, all while wearing pink sweatbands. It’s awesome!

-GW

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  • ughhhhhhh

    booooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Wells/100000827221296 Austin Wells

    Yay! As a Vikings fan I was thoroughly excited by Moss’ return; better receivers are just what we need right now… And for someone to give Favre a kick in the cooch!

  • Double D

    Whooo! I was so stoked to watch that Raiders game! Can’t wait to see them in Jacksonville later this season. We played with the heart and tenacity that I haven’t seen out of this team in years. Hopefully, we can parlay this into a few good wins this season and finish at or over .500. Stinks that the Chiefs are doing so well. I’m holding out that I can depend on them being the Chiefs and not playing so well the rest of the season. Anyway, GO RAIDERS!
    Also, not digging this article. Love the NFL talk, but not from this guy. Sorry, not meaning to be a Mr. Complain-y pants, just not feeling. In the words of Howard Stern discussing NOFX: “This is just not rockin’!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    The worst is the black players wearing hot pink doo-rags and skullcaps. That shit is funny.

    • bob loblaw

      shouldn’t you start your comment with: “I’m not racist but…”

      • DecrystallizingReason

        Do you see any white players wearing them? If we can’t laugh at our differences, racism prevails.

        • killface

          This.

        • David

          Right. When a white guys wears pink, it’s considered camouflage.

          Dang, camouflage is hard to spell right…

  • bitchass

    dude what about the ravens. talk about the damn ravnes!

  • Rob

    go bills!

    keep it up and youll get that # 1 pick.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    You need to grow up if the color pink brings out so many immature thoughts in you.

    • LoGs the shit

      butt hurt?

  • http://deadpigeonproductions.com/ PaulterA

    My problem with all the pink gear is that if you think about how much money goes into making a pink ball cap for each player, pink gloves, shoes, mouthgaurds etc., to raise awareness, couldn’t the NFL have just donated all that money to breast cancer research? Seems like that would have been more effective. Unless the players and refs all have to pay out of their own pocket for all that stuff. Then it’s a good cause. Otherwise their putting a shitload of money in the wrong place.

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      If they are smart they will do what the NHL has done in the past. They will have players sign the equipment, auction it off and then give the money to cancer research.

      • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

        The NHL has class. The players don’t have the 100-million-dollar egos and their bank accounts aren’t threatened by buying everyone in their presence a Cadillac Escalade.

        Great idea, Cryz, just not something I see the NFL, MLB, or NBA ever being able to pull off.

      • wata

        That’s exactly what they’re doing.

        http://www.nfl.com/pink

        • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

          My crow tastes awful – but I love it when I’m wrong and someone else benefits. Great for them and those it will help!