SOMEBODY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ATTACK ATTACK! WORSE
MetalSucks Maniac Fantasyoosh apparently hates us, ’cause he sent us this video a dude who calls himself Etienne Sin (he’s a solo artist… those other two cool bros are his backing band, I guess), and who boast of being “the leader of independent Post-hardcore music and the First and Only artist to bring you ‘Acoustic Post-hardcore music.'” (Why are the words “post,” “first,” “only,” and “acoustic” capitalized in that sentence? Don’t ask.) Of course, no one has ever done an acoustic version of an Attack Attack! song before because it’s an awful fucking idea. But, hey, this dude got a post on MetalSucks, so I guess his gimmick worked at least a little.
If you can’t sit through the whole thing — and I certainly can’t blame you if you don’t — just skip to the 54 second mark. Yep. They kept the synchronized guitar swing. It’s amazing that to people who hate this band and people who love this band, that moment from the video is what sticks out.