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WILL SMITH’S 9-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS A HEADBANGER

 Wednesday, October 20th, 2010 at 11:20am by

Some thoughts about the above video by Willow Smith, Will’s 9-year old daughter:

  • In case there was any doubt, that is definitely the daughter of The Fresh Prince. Look at those ears!
  • Those are some vicious fucking windmills! Way better than I could ever do, even when I had long hair. I nominate Willow to take Jesper Stromblad’s vacated spot in In Flames.
  • This song is going to be huge.

Is not headbanging going to become to the new headbanging when the latter becomes popular at da club?

-VN

Thanks: MetalGF

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  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    I can see it now: the clubs filled with the regular assortment of douches you normally see there, but headbanging as if there was stage with Slayer playing. That could be awesome. And hilarious when they knock their head together. Three Stooges anyone?
    Also – Jesper does do a mean windmill

    • Alex_P

      I’m wondering how long the rat-tails are going to get.

      I want this to happen.

  • Jen

    She’s like a miniature version of Alexis from Straight Line Stitch…except Alexis doesn’t make me want to stick sharp objects in my ears. This sucks.

    • Jen
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

      Hella plus. These dudes don’t dig SLS that much, but I’m a fan

      • Jen

        Now why doesn’t that surprise me?

        • http://theofficialmetalshowmetalblog.blogspot.com/ Randy

          Straight Line Stitch is legit. Bands like Arch Enemy, The Agonist, and SLS are a good argument for why women can make for great metal vocalists.

          And the latter two actually have better singing voices than many of their male counterparts.

  • Jen

    Oh, and singing “When I pull up…” and making gestures like she’s driving…a 9 year old. Really.

    • TheSkunkCatcher

      i thought the same thing!

    • LoGs the shit

      10

    • Stephen

      And also, the song is about “Haters?” What haters does a 9 year old daughter of 2 millionaires have in her life? Maybe some other Hater is bragging about their trust fund or their 10 chaffeurs?

  • dickholedick

    i definitely see this becoming huge too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bob-Grinsell/552722723 Bob Grinsell

    The headbanging was impressive, but it reminded me more of Tomas Lindberg from the video of At The Gates’ “Blinded By Fear”.

  • nick

    Isn’t her mother in a metal band? They played ozzfest or something.

    I hate to see show-biz parents take advantage of their kids like this. I’m of the mind that kids shouldn’t be put to work before they hit puberty. Especially in such a public way. It fucks kids up. Let her be a normal kid, or as normal as any spoiled millionaires kid can be anyway.

    • Sambo

      Yeah she used to be in a band called Wicked Wisdom. She got hated so much that people started sending her death threats.

    • wordMCface

      YES!! I saw her here in little rock with sevendust. She had some sexy pig squeeeel goin on and her band sounded exactly how you would imagine. As I was standing in the rears talking with my buddy near the merch table and she walked by and posted up at their merch table. She had an afro, tight black clothes and smelled like a mulatto milk chocolate crunch bar. DUDE, she is about 5 foot tall and 100 pounds of sexy, tiny ebony goddess. Im just puttin that out there.

      • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

        Nice verbal painting. fapfapfap…

        • HeadHumper

          *dry humps painting*

          • wordMCface

            It caught me completely off guard. I mean, the broad I remember is from MENACE 2 SOCIETY and INDEPENDENCE DAY. not exactly the “fap”inest of movies. mmmm…. chocolate pie

  • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    Is it wrong to say I wanna fuck the shit out of her?

    • Anthony

      Sorta

      • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

        Just checking. For a friend.

    • the hate machine

      Should lock you up for that statement you piece of shit.

      • Conrad

        +1 for daily beatings until the condition subsides and the desire for intercourse with consenting adults improves.

        What the fuck is wrong with people.

    • Smoke it up, Pig

      Fuck’s wrong with you…?

      • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

        Calm down. It was a facetious commentary on the sexuality of children in music videos. See? I’m an intellectual, not a pervert. :)

        • Smoke it up, Pig

          …except no one believes you.

        • HeadHumper

          bitch, please!

    • Malamor

      is it wrong to say I want to fuck the shit out of her with a knife?

      • Fufkin

        When risqué jokes go wrong.

      • teaches of peaches

        Is it wrong that I actually laughed at that?

        • http://members.gnar.int.ru/~weev/ familyghost

          i lol’d as well

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aidan-J-Breen/1244041753 Aidan J. Breen

    this video was entertaining for about 5 seconds after the initial hilarity of a small black girl windmill headbanging like a pro wore off.

  • Sambo

    I swear to God every metal band I can possibly think of is going to cover this song.

    • Kuranes

      Cue Sargeant D and his cavalcade of shitty autotuned bands that nobody’s ever heard of…

    • The Curmudgeon

      Holy Shit! You are right, I’m afraid to start looking on Youtube now. I’ll check it in 5 minutes.

  • Type-O-Positive

    man if she can get such even coating just whipping paint on the walls I’m impressed. she should come and paint my house

  • LoomeyTunes

    i wave my dick back and forth does that count?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Annalisa---Triola/604992980 Annalisa マリエ- Triola

      ew… now i just have images of some guy in a Iron Maiden shirt trying to windmill with his penis, I dont even have a dick and it still pains me thinking of that

      • tingdurr

        That has a name: meatspin.

  • Riff Engine Ear

    that is one seriously ugly kid.

  • http://www.myspace.com/signorojoswe Kaffebaggel

    if a problem comes along, you must whip it …. WILL SMITH!… You MUST whip it!

  • canea

    Anybody else play that video game de Blob?

  • The Curmudgeon

    It fucking disgusts me that this kinda shit is dumped on little kids. Aspire to be a glittery skank before you are 12, fucking atrocious. How do parents keep their kids from getting influenced by this shit?

  • wha?

    This is an absolute joke and represents everything I hate about music. Were any instruments (or humans?) even involved in putting this atrocity together? How much did Will Smith pay to get this child in the entertainment spotlight?? Bad enough they force their other little spoiled brat on the masses through that unnecessary Karate Kid remake.

    • http://myspace.com/duckbillz Duck Billz

      That movie is awesome. I won’t assume you haven’t watched it, but I feel like you haven’t watched it.

  • http://farbeyonddriven87.tumblr.com Voltron Futura

    Did it ever occur to any of you that maybe these kids want to do this stuff? Just saying…

    Also, mute the video and listen to your favorite metal song in place of it. Makes it better.

    • nick

      Little kids want to do a lot of shit, that doesn’t mean it’s in their best interest. The repulsion comes from wealthy parents that indulge their spoiled brats every whim.

  • Julie

    metalGF really has her finger on the pulse!

  • Discipleofthewatch

    I laugh at the thought of a nine year old girl replacing Jesper Stromblad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sterner/1335958279 Andrew Sterner

    Araya is the FUCKING MAN! That was the first thing that came to mind, and you know why?

    Remember when everyone was acting disappointed when it came out he can’t headbang anymore? Well, maybe it was just the metal gods’ way of letting us know what was about to come.

    That’s just my theory on it.

  • HARRYDICKERSON

    God, this is just annoying… and shitty, the sad part is this WILL be popular.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Richards/531570093 Chris Richards

    Pretty retarded, but the headbanging is nice to see.
    Maybe pop music is looking up.
    Just kidding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucas-Willett/1814541549 Lucas Willett

    check this out someone looped the headbanging part with DTG Chthonian so fucking funny

  • iolanach

    This video made me join the Klan.

    • The Curmudgeon

      Hahahahahahaha.

  • Rusty McThulhu

    If it does, i will take my 3 foot long dreadlocks to the club and whip some bastards in the face.

  • Jonathan

    The extremely annoying and repetitive title in the song was looped. Talk about a lack of creativity.

  • Fish

    I couldn’t bring myself to hit the play button. I can only imagine what that garbage sounds like.

  • niggaplease

    What a bunch of self-serious lame neckbeards on this site.

    Go fap to Opeth, you lames.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Greg-Vance/782570134 Greg Vance

    Funny thing is, Will’s wife is the singer or Wicked Wisdom, a “Metal” band.

    • HeadHumper

      man, that shit sucked…it sounded like something, someone would play when they’re getting their balls ripped off.

  • CultureVulture

    Everytime I see Cannibal Corpse, Corpsegrinder says that we should TRY (keyword) to keep up windmilling with him, to which he responds “YOU WILL FAIL”.

    She should take up his challenge. I’d like to see the windmill off of the century between this little girl and Corpsegrinder

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    I thought this was going to be some Wicked Wisdom type shit. (Where I could be mildly interested and yet still think “You’re doing it wrong” but give them a B- for effort)

    But this?

    Nah… Get’s the gasface.

  • lost goat

    wtf? why is this even getting any attention?
    she isnt whipping shit,the long ass hair extensions are whipping themselves
    and besides,who cares about this retarded auto tune nonsense?
    this is the shit that killed decent r ‘n b music for the last 20 years
    and what kind of problems can a super rich 10 year old have anyways?
    what “haters”?- some kid cut in line when she was buyin an iPad or something?

    total gasface for sure

  • Brandon

    Dumb song…so i muted then put on “Painkiller”. It actually fit if you skip the solo

    • http://GH,.MHTHGHTHYJTGH HGHH

      NO THIER IS NOT A WOY

  • http://GH,.MHTHGHTHYJTGH HGHH

    HOW CAN I GO UOT WITH U BECAUSE IF THEIR A WAY I WILL DO ENTHING TO GO OUT WHIT U

  • http://GH,.MHTHGHTHYJTGH HGHH

    HOW CAN I GO UOT WITH U BECAUSE IF THEIR A WAY I WILL DO ENTHING TO GO OUT WHIT U

    TO WILSMIT DATHER

  • http://bornpowerful.com James

    The whole Smith family makes me laugh. Black Sheep of this acting family??