I AM JUST GETTING INTO METAL, WHAT BANDS SHOULD I CHECK OUT???

Thursday, October 21st, 2010 at 10:00am by

Me BIG PIMPIN with a couple of my biatches at school lol, not everybody who listens to metal is a nerd!

Hey guys what’s up, thanks to Axle and Vince from Metal Sucks (link to their site) for letting me introduce myself to you guys!  I am a Junior in High School at Canyon Ridge High in Hesperia California, and pretty much just getting into metal. My uncle introduced me to these psyhcos of metal, he was in “Axle”s wedding (Axel isn’t his real name haha but I’m not telling you what his real name is you will have to find out!) and he has always been into metal, so I guess it runs in the family that we like Metal! I have been listening to metal of all kinds for like a year and a half now but I know there are a lot of bands I should check out but don’t know about and wanted to ask you guys for some ideas about what bands you think I should check out. I know you all are the experts lol!

BTW I only have dial-up 56K internet so I can’t use MySpace, Youtube, or BitTorrid or any of that so if you can just tell me stuff to buy that is what I’m looking for. My town doesn’t have a Hot Topics but they have a lot of stuff at Walmart so anything they have there they should also have at Walmart.

I like pretty much anything that is cool and heavy, so if there is anything you guys think I should check out just let me know (you can send an email to the comments and I will see it when I look at this), here is what metal bands I already like:

Last summer I worked at a print shop one of the guys there was always listening to these guys so its like old times for me! He smoked so much weed I think that like half of the time he was awake he was high on weed lol

If Suiside Silence has a concert you should definately go, there were so many hot ass biches there!! LOL I think they are all trying to get on the singers nutz. I think hes gay haha, whatevs tho they are brutal as f*** if he is gay its weird but I would like them anyway

Haha this isn’t a video this is me getting crazy with Megean she wants my sexy body!!!

haha j/k but theres this emo girl in my Contemporary World Issues class who is like “OMG OMG I SEE STARS” all the time and I told her I liked them bc she has some big tittays lol and probably is DTF anybody who likes emo music

Im trying out for football next year me and my friend Todd are doing P90x to get in shape, he brought this in the other day for ‘CORE STRENGTH DAY” we did like 25 reps on the sqwat machine and just had this CD playing on his iPod for the whole period

HELLYEAH haha! Big guys know how to party lol its the COWYBOY WAY

Um yah well it was nice to meet you guys haha, if you have any cool and heavy bands you think I should check just say them in the guestbook or email the comments for me to write them down. I have been listening to metal since I was a sophomore but I want to know about a lot more bands so just let me know, and if you want to hang out and get BIG PIMPIN just hit me up on Facebook and say wats up!!!!

-Sergeant D.

  • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

    Willow Smith’s new CD is gonna be a brutal slam-dunk juggernaut of crunchitude. Check it out bro.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

    • Jimmy Pop

      Is this guy for real? Please tell me this is the work of a troll.

      • Cryzthormagnusian

        Please tell me this is the work of a troll.

        • Pickles the Drummer Doodly Doo Ding Dong Doodly Doodly Doo

          Mkay I just want to vouch for teenagers in saying that were not all like this guy. Some of us know how to type and listen to half decent bands and don’t brag about all the “bitches” we get.

          • Rik

            Let’s be honest here, you don’t get any bitches.

    • I fucked your Mom and I hope you’re not my kid

      Just getting into Metal?
      Is that because you recently gave-up getting into buckets of chicken?

      PS: have you decided on a name for your baby?
      It appears you’re in your second trimester.

  • Nick

    Nice tits, dude

    • Datrick

      ha! fuckin pwned!!!

  • JC

    BIG PIMPIN.

  • Driven9

    great post

  • TomHanksFan

    What just happened?

  • ferris

    Welcome to the fold, young brother-man. Try the Pantera best-of comp, The Best of Pantera: Far Beyond the Great Southern Cowboy’s Vulgar Hits. Give the first Stone Sour album a try; it’s a good bridge between hard rock and metal. And see if those don’t leave you hungry for more.

    Wait, this is a goof, right?

    • Adam

      I read it and I think it’s a funny goof and a spoof

      • Killerbear

        this comment is never not funny to me.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Waletzko/100001121704817 Shane Waletzko

        !!!

      • Beenyad

        I showed it to my dad, he thought it was a funny goof and a spoof

  • BumpItCharlie

    I know I fell into the trap and commented on one of Sergeant D’s posts, but I just feel I have to share my disdain with everything he does.
    That is all.

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

      I’m right there with you man. I think Gary has to step his game up to out-troll Sarg.

  • AetherJake

    You’re right Sarge, we’ve been a bit hard on you. I’m glad you aren’t as bad as this.

  • Rachel

    R u moar n2 emo stuffz or metalz? Asking Alexandria is cool, but a lot of people h8 them 4 some reason.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      I wrote a 4 page cover story on them for Substream haha. The singer was cool, wants to be a rock star REAL bad tho

      • buttcheese

        wait…people pay you to write things????

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

          BAM!

        • LULWUT

          I will double it if you cut off your fingers and promise never to let the big words scare you again

    • Deth

      I’m sorry, what is this coded language you type in? Maybe that’s a clue as to the fanbase for the band you’re plugging and why people hate, oh sorry h8, them.

      • Rachel

        u mean that u dont type this way? don’t h8 on how we type, brah.

  • jason

    either rachels trolling, being sarcastic, or should click the little [x] in the top corner of her screen and not come back to this website

    • Rachel

      Sarcastic troll is sarcastic :)

      • Major Zim

        sarcastic troll is awesome. +1

  • Cory

    Ball’s in your court, Gary.

    • Johnny Death

      You have a funny way of spelling “face”

      • Ryan

        I lol’d so hard

      • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

        That’s funny shit right there.

      • Conrad

        1

      • Nathan

        AHA!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Benecasa/1267291022 Jake Benecasa

        +1000

        fuckin hilarious…

        This post was just douchey. I know it’s not real, but still. If i ever met this kid I’d wanna slap him in his twinkie filled fat face…just cus he seems like he would post something like this…

  • Orgasmatron

    i see you trollin’

  • xenochrist

    Check out Benighted and Man Must Diie. Both bands have some real toe tappers.

  • Datrick

    fairly easily-obtainable metal:

    The Dillinger Escape Plan, Between the Buried and Me, Every TIme I Die, The Black Dahlia Murder, Meshuggah, Daath, Veil of Maya, After The Burial, Born of Osiris, Periphery, Animals as Leaders….

    not quite sure all of these bands are available at Wal-Mart, but this list should cover a decent range throughout the modern metal spectrum. Utilizing the internet is the key for finding bands you like – try using a computer at a public library. Last.fm is a great website to help you find bands with similarities to the ones you already like. happy hunting!

    • Trux

      considering the bands that you name here I would like to say This: yes, yes, not so much, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no and no.

      • Sambo

        How much crack did you smoke because I KNOW for a fact that you just said NO to After the Burial and Animals As Leaders. Honestly tell me how much crack did you smoke today?

      • Datrick

        what bands would you suggest? especially considering that this guy doesn’t know much about metal… i feel like all of the bands i suggested are fucking awesome, and at very least – serve as good gateways to bigger and better things…

        • Trux

          hahahahaha it is obvious that you good sirs are more awesome than me…. allow yourself to enlight me and good morrow to you two…

          Over and out.

  • Jen

    Moobs.

  • Charlotte

    Asking Alexandria, The Devil Wears Prada, Bring Me The Horizon, August Burns Red, As Blood Runs Black, Parkway Drive, Our Last Night, Miss May I, I Set My Friends On Fire, A Midsky Surrender, Of Mice And Men, We Came As Romans, Pantera, Texas In July, Attack Attack!, and Abandon All Ships! are alright..
    I know more but I’m on my iPod..

    • Rachel

      u & i have similur muzac tastes! lol <3 Four Year Strong, Pearce the Vail, and Casino Madrid r kewl as well i luv Brokencide.

      • http://stuffyouwillhate.com shawnyouwillhate

        well, whassup ladies?

    • DemonicLemming

      If you hadn’t included Pantera, I’d be pretty sure this was a troll post, but…

      http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x149/EmperorArchfiend/notsureifserious_joker.jpg

      • AetherJake

        I have a feeling that a serious fan of them wouldn’t read a metal news website.

  • LoomeyTunes

    I dont know about music, but how about reading a book about proper eating habits. You got bigger tits then the teenybobers you are standing with.

  • Fufkin

    This is getting silly – with so many in-jokes and sophisticated sarcasm swimming in the tank with the try-hard trolling and incisive irony here, it’s hard to know which is which now.

    I’m looking at my watch and waiting for Sebastian Bach to say/do something stupid, at least I know where I am with posts about him. Except for that fake interview one.

  • clondyke

    Bon Jovi – Bon Jovi (1984) is a great heavy metal tape.

  • Jermey Waters

    I seen black labbel society a few years ago at ozfest. they are so sick! zack wild is soo good on guitar.
    hmm I like hatebreed too. have you ehard of dragonforce? they are sorta like iron maiden – check them out! they scream way high and loud.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Johnson/642241993 Brian Johnson

      Have you “ehard” of spelling?

      • Eddie Von Fuckenstein

        Wow… All this fodder to compel an unleashing of verbal vitriol and you’re getting this guy for a typing transposition?

        Ewak. Alme. Olser. Afil.

  • jason

    Charlotte should go away, because that was a serious comment
    unless Jeremy is trolling, gtfo

  • Andrew

    Kreator,Exodus,Demolition Hammer and Death

  • zyzz

    looks like someone reads the bodybuilding.com misc

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      The sqwat machine works pure leg muscles

      • Sin and Death

        (In Arnold voice) Machines are for pussies and grandpas. Real men lift with da barbells.

    • HARRYDICKERSON

      No isolation! no machines! SQUATZ AND OATZ!!

  • http://slayer cain

    if i was you….slayer,opeth,pantera,death angel,daath,overkill,testament,faceless,metallica,municiapal waste,aggressor,anthrax,death,CC,……just a few bands but very sutible metal

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Logan-Holloway/1100588308 Logan Holloway

    Find a record store! Metal isn’t looked at fondly by the mainstream and walmart is not going to carry anything worth your time. I would suggest grabbing a few albums from different sub genres and finding what resonates with yourself.

  • bradley

    i saw a mastadon cd at wal-mart once. dig on that shit.

  • Dirtman73

    You better set your mind on AC/DC and Justin Bieber, because if the only place you can buy music from is a fucking Walmart, you’re pretty much screwed.

  • canea

    I’ve heard that new Linkin Park CD slays. Pretty sure they have that at Walmart.

  • Vakarm

    Burzum

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alexander/1092891172 Ben Alexander

      Fucking win.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robby-Steuer/518113596 Robby Steuer

      I give this post 100 internets.

  • ALittleBit

    You see, usually Sergeant D’s troll posts are filled with a sarcasm poking fun at something. This time…… He’s just fucking trolling.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      The general point of this post is “people who listen to Black Label Society and Suicide Silence are dummies.” Along the way, I also reflected on the hegemony that Walmart enjoys as a distribution channel and the ways that fat people overcompensate for their feelings of inferiority.

      • Monochrome Sound

        I guess I overestimated you. I thought that you were one-third trolling, one-third writing a satirical piece, and one-third making some sort of exercise in popular/generimetal…

        • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

          No, that’s pretty much exactly right.

      • Killerbear

        I love you Sergeant D!

  • Alex_P

    Not really funny. Sorry, dude, but it works better when the dimmer members of our society won’t get it. This is so obvious Biff_Tannen wouldn’t be fooled.

    • DemonicLemming

      Unfortunately, the burned-out lightbulbs are posting in droves today, proving that no matter the content, people on the interwebz will take it seriously.

      • Alex_P

        Eh, most seem to be trolling.

        But yeah, people suck.

        • DemonicLemming

          I dunno, some of the lists people have made really stretch how far I’d personally go to troll. Maybe they’re bored and don’t have jobs, though.

          • Alex_P

            Sounds fair. I’m often bored, and seeing as I’m a professional student I don’t really have a job either.

            Actually, I think most of the people here are just bored and have access to a computer. If they were at home, they’d be watching porn instead.

          • DemonicLemming

            Touche.

    • Alex_P

      Also, for the fuck of it:
      Listen to Dream Theater, bro. You’ll love them.

      Oh, and check out these guys called Demons & Wizards. They are fuckin’ evil. One of their songs is about killing someone. I think. It’s a little vague.

      Maybe some Sabbath too. If you’re a gym type like me, you’ll particularly enjoy their early-80′s output with Ronnie James Dio. Shit can and will get you pumped for the gym

      (And, yes, I listen to this sort of music when working out. Don’t ask me why: it just happens.)

  • Frampler

    Ok it’s worked, I now appreciate Suarez. Someone take D out and shoot him – you Americans all have guns, right?

    • Isaac

      Due to loose as hell interpretations of the second amendment, of course!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Flores/3611470 Daniel Flores

    Start Here: JUDAS PRIEST- PAINKILLER

    Sorted.

  • Matt S

    delete

  • Insomnivore

    You should get rid of Sergeant D before he destroys you, the guy’s got more dead blogs in his wake than anorexia.

    • Insomnivore

      Although saying that, I am kinda enjoying the irony-bypass of some of these comments so let him live at least…..I guess.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      I like to quit while I am ahead

  • Chris

    I’m going to suggest you become well versed with all music.

    I know everyone on here is going to do a great job of telling you what metal bands so im not gonna bother with that.

    The only metal band im gonna say cause i know many of the people on this site hate but i still cant figure out why everyone hates them so much is A7X. They are very good musicians despite what anyone says and are absolutely unbelievable live.

    But other than that:
    LISTEN TO STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN- My favorite guitarist and absolutely one of the greatest musicians of all-time.
    Red Hot Chili peppers
    Bob Marley
    Muse
    Jack Johnson- No i dont care what anyone elses opinion of him is on this site when you r on the beach relaxing and drinking especially when youre with a girl there is nothing better to listen to than this or bob marley
    Arctic Monkeys
    Porcupine Tree
    and Obviously:
    Eric Clapton
    B.B. King
    Jimi Hendrix

    That should get you started on that remember you need to develop a taste for all music not just METAL \m/

    • Jill

      stevie ray vaughan, nice!!
      I don’t think you need to get into all different genres to like metal, but blues is definitely a great start into respecting great guitar players especially

  • Watt Par

    The sheer amount of COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT astounds/insults the mind.

  • Obsequium Mindris

    this is stupid

  • Benito

    once again, go fuck yourself D.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Sharktopus-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Sharktopus Nutter

    SLIPKNOT IS TEH GREATEST DEATH MEATAL BAND EVER!!!!1!!!11!!!!!eleven!!!!!

  • Pierceeze

    GOJIRA

  • reznik

    this post is like a joke, right?

  • chainchomp

    the fuck people??? i thought i was reading posts on MetalSucks not lambgoat…….give the kid a break he is coming here asking for some decent recommendations of music and all most of the people commenting on here can do is make fun of the kid, grow the fuck up. But, kid…… Since you know Axel through your uncle and I didn’t see your name on this post, have Axel give you my email address or comment on this post and list off any two metal cds that you want and I will send them to you. True Story.

    • chainchomp

      also, in case anyone didn’t know, everything on the interwebz is all troof.

  • John

    DUDE
    FUCK ALL OF THOSE BANDS
    THOSE BANDS ARE FOR PUSSIES
    YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO THAT SLAMGORE PITRIFFING GORE GROOVE SHIT LIKE DISFIGURING THE GODDESS AND SKIN STRIPPER!!

  • http://jimsfear.blogspot.com/ ferocious_fetus

    I could have really gone for some Brokencyde somewhere in this post. Alas…

  • http://lahaadcore.com farhaad esfandiary

    I went to cobalt middle school in adelanto.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Apple Valley FTW

      • This

        Hoe-speria. Repeat after me, Ho-speria.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

        Word? I remember when that SUPER WALMART opened out there. Shit was dope!!

  • DirtyWarriorMan

    Shit sucks. Not funny.

  • HARRYDICKERSON

    >25 reps on the squat machine
    Sergeant D, are you a /fit/izen? I saw the Zyzz vid on your blog so I’m wondering now…

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Close- bodybuilding.com Misc forum

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

      Haha, chantard

  • BruisedMetal

    Anything that Id recommend they wouldnt sell at walmart

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Will-Howe/1326305335 Will Howe

    you should listen to job for a cowboy there the best death metal band EVER

    • kanwulf

      your a pussy

  • ABdozen

    kinda feelin bad for megean… seems like shes a nice grl on the inside but feels like she needs to conform to peer pressures/slutwaves. then again mb in the rural midwest this guy is a “good catch”. anyways u should check out black sabbath theyre classics basically invented metal lol

  • jeff

    u r dumb, find your own shit

  • Adam

    hey bro sweet ladies hopefully ur dp’in em right am i right haha at least get anal an 3sum tho. u should check out black label society, suicide silence, i c stars, hate breed, and hell yeah those r sum good meatl bands that will get u into meatl. btw u linked to fb wrong u have to type www in front of every thing on the internet or it wont load the page right ok bro hpoefully this helps u out to get sum meatl flowin haha call me if u need ne help with the ladies bro i kno my way around som good times peace man.

  • Isaac

    D, I may have said some less than nice things to you in the past, but this is fucking hilarious. Friends? :3

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      Thanks brah, we’re tight!

  • pokesmot

    lmfao

  • The winner

    Dont lsiten to metal… Just threaten to kill yourself because you were bullied. You will get way more chicks….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Tidwell/1525691997 Bryan Tidwell

    please tell me you made this up

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

    this post is full of win.

  • Nathan
  • kanwulf

    nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile nile NILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did i mention nile?

  • Major Zim

    hey who’s the fat chick in the middle?

    • DemonicLemming

      Cute chicks always take a fat girl with them on outings – it makes them look better, and on the off chance some fat creepy dude starts talking to them, the fatty serves as a distraction while the cuties bail.

  • Bilbs

    Amon Amarth

  • ryan d.

    wait…………………………………….. what?

  • http://www.auscam.org Shannon

    Man, that big fella should be proud with those ladies! That chick is smokin’ for sure!

    Nice post D, I wasn’t sure wtf was goin on here… hahaha! Great stuff to get the trollers and regulars all worked up LOL

  • Fred Durst

    I LoL’d at this :

    haha j/k but theres this emo girl in my Contemporary World Issues class who is like “OMG OMG I SEE STARS” all the time and I told her I liked them bc she has some big tittays lol and probably is DTF anybody who likes emo music

    PURE WIN

  • Pete

    Welcome to a good decision, kid.

    If all you really have is Wal-Mart… well, that depends on how diverse your Wal-Mart’s selection is….

    I’m an old-head, and I’ve been listening to metal for about 8 years longer than you’ve been alive, so I’m gonna tell you some classics first. The thing to remember is that these albums aren’t just old – they are definitely classics. The friggin building blocks of all metal, and still heavy as hell. You can’t ever go wrong with Black Sabbath’s Paranoid, Metallica’s Master Of Puppets, Iron Maiden’s Piece Of Mind, Judas Priest’s British Steel, and whatever Motorhead they have there. Hell, grab yourself a copy of Nirvana’s Bleach while you’re at it. A lot of folks wouldn’t recommend that one, but it’s heavy as hell and friggin awesome.

    As for 21st century selection…. Grab any Mastodon, High On Fire, and Baroness albums they might carry.

    Enjoy, lil dude.

  • kvlt of personality

    Dude, have you heard of At the Gates? That band rips, dude. You really need to check them out.

  • XDOOMBRINGERX

    Haven’t read the other comments but having come from apple valley, and having played shows in victorville (they are the cities that border hesperia to the north), I can tell you its a troll. The mall in town, because theres only one, does indeed have a hot topic. The local venue, has a decent list of good bands that have played it, but also has a very long list of shitty bands that obvious troll would like. I’m going back to sleep.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

      My mom wont let me go to Victoria Gardens tho she makes me go to Ontario Mills over the hil it sucks sooo bad :(

    • BrutalBee

      Are you the real XDoombringerX? I mean the band.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roger-Prindle/518661975 Roger Prindle

    He said he uses 56k. Troll, obviously.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ed-Battes/12300611 Ed Battes

    Did MS just jump the shark?

  • musiKb4Kulture

    I would fuck Megean too.

  • jrtme

    Junior in HS and you are figuring out you like metal now? Forget about that crap. I have other stuff you should concentrate on but people will get pissed at me for mentioning it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Taco-Bozzacco/678620036 Mike Taco Bozzacco

    Yo if your gonna ask for help, especially from metal heads, don’t be dick when you do it. Also kid your a poser, listen to true metal or get the hell out of here

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcus-Tranter/613591211 Marcus Tranter

    Metallica
    Black Sabbath
    Iron Maiden
    Slayer

  • Paul

    This Montana band does it all…Slow and heavy songs and covers by Candlemass and Carpathian Forest. Plus the singer is a guitarist for Vrangsinn…

    http://www.myspace.com/throneofmalediction

  • cgrind

    Sad how the best video featured here is the ISS one.

  • Chris

    you know that Celine Deon song…. “I hate you then i love you, then i love you , then i hate you then la la la “… that’s how i feel about you D.

    and right now i’m head over heals in love with you

    ultra zing.

    cheers my friend.

    • http://twitter.com/stuffuyouwillhate Sergeant D

      <3 u too bro

  • jason

    If Hot Topic was a metal band, then you would need to listen to them.

  • asdf

    slipknot dude………………………..heeaviest band on the planet

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wartooth/100001727941538 Ian Wartooth

    they see me trollin

  • Hub

    Dont ever call women biatches, it makes you sound like a tool.

    Dont call a singer gay. No matter what band he’s in, I guarantee he sleeps with more women than you see at his concert.

    Post pics of yourself like that if you dont want to get laid.

    Keep listening to BLS.

    Being in shape has nothing to do with metal, but self testing/ improvement is absolutely metal.

    Watch Metalocalypse on Adult Swim.

    Dont say “LOL”…. ever.

    Metal is for everyone, including nerds.

    Pretending to like a band wont get you laid, unless its the type of girl no one wants to get laid by.

    Big Pimpin is for wiggers.

    Download Metal Swim on Adult Swim. Its free and has a decent set of some kick ass metal bands.

    Always remember that Hot Topic is a trend following store. So shop there if you want to be trendy rather than metal.

    Lastly: the best way to be metal is to be yourself. I know it sounds cheesy as shit, but its a fact.

    Bands to listen to for a guy thats new to metal:
    Sevendust
    American Head Charge
    Daath
    DevilDriver
    Drowning Pool’s First Album (Sinner)
    In Flames
    LAMB OF GOD <—–is a must
    Motorhead
    Pantera
    Rob Zombie
    Strapping Young Lad
    Testament
    Tool

    ^Those are the bands that introduced me to metal. Alot of them I still love. Theres probably a few I'm forgetting, but those are all great introductory bands.

  • Noah

    Maybe you could find the Slash album at Wal Mart. I’m told it’s real high quality.