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PORN STAR SCREWS MEGADETH. OH, SCREWS UP MEGADETH. SORRY, TYPO.

 Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010 at 12:30pm by

And to answer your frist question: Nnnnooooo, it’s not Bobbi Starr.

Heavy Street‘s Sat tipped us off to the below video, of a porn star named Neesa doing the world’s worst possible vocal cover of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars.” Yep! Terrible YouTube vocal covers: They’re not just for dumb scene kids anymore. I guess she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention doing porn. It is such a niche market, after all.

In her defense, a bio on her blog — yes, she has a blog, and no, it’s not safe for work — tells me that she’s bipolar, and has spent a good deal of time in mental institutions. That means I probably shouldn’t be teasing her for making a video of herself butchering Megadeth and posting it on the internet. It also means that people probably shouldn’t be hiring her to have sex on camera, but that’s the thing about ethics — they’re slippery.

ANYWAY, I bet her boyfriend really appreciates her wearing that shirt in public.

-AR

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  • OldandTired

    Gaaahhhhhhh!!!

    Where’s the ear-bleach?

    Oh well. I knew it was going to suck, so I deserved that.

  • chainchomp

    its actually quite freshing to see a talentless whore who isn’t tila tequila doing something talentless. i’m sure there are videos of her doing something exactly like this but the difference is that tila would have to show her tits in order to try and cover up her lack of talent.

    • chainchomp

      *please add re to the begining of freshing. thanks.

  • Cadikill

    What u dont know is her boyfriend “who apparently has a big cock ” is talentless also because he is the one playing guitar in the background. My 3 year old son can play better then that. I think she should stick to takeing cocks in her ass and doing her ass to mouth which she is probley better at anyways

  • raiseyerfists

    Sounds about as good as Dave Mustaine does these days!

    • redneckMetal

      I was going to post the same thing.

  • Peteschuessler

    Hoooly shit. Ever feel just embarrassed FOR someone?

    • canea

      Yeah, most of us limit things like this to drunken evenings, but I guess too few brain cells while sober is just as bad.

  • wv

    she looked better as a red head

    and her blog has some funny stuff on it

    U know that girl u call “Damaged Goods”? I am her.

    haha

  • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

    Wow ive never asked a frist question! whats that like?

  • Jon Miguel

    I’ve decided to not pause Songs for the Deaf and just use my imagination.

  • DemonicLemming

    I have a plethora of screwdrivers here at work, but none will reach far enough into my brain via my ear to make me forget I clicked the play button.

  • pigchop

    Never mind the vocal murder, this is one all out harsh chick.

  • maggie

    Holy shit, just skimming through her blog is as horrible as listening to her sing. She has the spelling and grammar skills of a 10 year old, and everything on there is basically “IF U DONT HAF MONEY OR LOOK G OOD U R NOT WORTHTW MY VAGINA”. I think she might be literally retarded in addition to bipolar or whatever.

  • kmfcm

    isn’t this the chick that made the complaint that ended up getting Max Hardcore to jail

  • Rawwwr

    I’m guessing from her shirt that her boyfriend has a small cock

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Butler/100000300276967 James Butler

    i think the best part about this is if you check out her channel there are people that are “impressed”… now, im hoping that they’re just saying kind words in hopes for some anal… but man, she fucking sucks… both literally and physically…

  • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

    .

  • neesa

    I have been very kind 2 u guys.No response.Had a sense of humor about it.However,U r not allowed 2 post these vids up on your site bcause they have been set to private/have been deleted long ago.U cannot have my content up there,legally.SO I ask u nicely to take my videos down.U have until Sunday 12p tomorrow,or I will take this further.Once someone makes THEIR video no longer public,u must take it down.Thank you in advance. The Neesa