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NEESA WOULDN’T SAY SHE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY GUITAR, BUT DOES HOPE THAT OVERKILL SEES THIS VIDEO

 Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010 at 4:30pm by

Because porn star Neesa’s vocal cover of Megadeth’s “Holy Wars” was such a smash hit yesterday, I thought that today we’d wind down with her rendition of Overkill’s “Years of Decay.” She comes across as even more fucknuts than she did in the last video… I don’t really wanna spoil any surprises, but do yourself a favor and watch the entire thing from start to finish.

I will tell you this much: She doesn’t just sing in this clip!

Pretty great, right? Well, I guess she thought she could do better, ’cause then she gave it another try! In her defense, she sounds better in this one; not in her defense, she didn’t give the mannequin’s head a cameo this time out. Bummer.

Expect us to provide Neesa with a MetalSucks column as soon as we can get in contact with her.

-AR

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  • DemonicLemming

    Being a guy, and her being a porn star whose abilities are in question, I decided to check out some of her “work”. It’s about as exciting as watching golf on mute. Doesn’t surprise me that her “music” is similarly fail.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      you obviously haven’t done your research.I was known for doing a bad job on purpose,because you don’t get paid based on how well you do a blow job in porn.You just get paid for doing a blow job.I don’t make residuals,so whether my porn is bad or not,I already got paid.The guys they gave me were usually ugly.I am obviously into rock and roll metal guys.I never got that.

  • http://twoja-stara-gra-metal.blog.onet.pl/ Simon

    OMFG

    I didn’t know that porn industry abuses retarded girls. Bad porn, bad!

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      they do,hence why I have fought against the industry.You can see that on my youtube channel.This website has given me alot of exposure.Thank you guys.

  • lost goat

    i dont see anything wrong with this chick- shes having some fun with a camera and playing guitar. so what?

    and why is it that when ANY female is part of a post on here,no matter what she looks like,theres always some morons who are all “ewwwww shes ugly shes dumb she sucks ewwww” ??

    • redneckMetal

      Haven’t you heard? Everybody on the internet is a expert guitarist and there for can make funny of people just starting out!!

      Everyone has to start some where. I’m sure everybody screwed up really easy songs when they were just learning but for some reason it makes certain people dick get bigger when they can make fun of some one for trying something.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      thanks for,”Getting it”.They obviously can’t tell I was being funny when I am wearing a shirt like that.Most people don’t get such,facetious behavior.I am greatful that you do.

  • redneckMetal

    I’m all for knocking over confident bitchs down a notch but she is sincerely not right. Picking on her is like tipping over a kid in a wheelchair. Not that I wouldn’t laugh and not that I didn’t laugh when she started talking to the head but just saying.

    • redneckMetal

      Scratch that first “over”. Should have proof read.

    • Nick

      anyone that says “just saying” is a retard or a kid. Do you hangout at malls with 16 year old girls and boys? Way to catch on to the 12-16 year old crowds lingo.

      • mick

        didn’t know “just saying” had a age limit to it

  • canea

    Imagine going on a dinner date with her. I bet she could go 2 hours without shutting up.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      I don’t do dinner.I just fuck.

  • Brennan

    Man she knows a lot about the music industry.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      I fucked the music industry.I am a groupie.

  • http://twitter.com/fantasyoosh fantasyh

    Love that a pornstar has a cross hanging on her wall. She’s probably in church every sunday in one of her more tame, but still hot pink creations.
    Also, how shallow does one have to be, for having acryllic nails to be the reason not to play guitar.

    • Kevin Halsted

      I’ll give you a hint. She fucks for money.
      I don’t think she’s looking into the whole “artistic integrity” thing as much as how her hands look in a hand job scene.

    • Monochrome Sound

      Hey, she IS on her knees everyday!

      Eh, that was too easy…

      • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

        So what.I’m damn good at it.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      that wasn’t my wall.That was my boyfriend with the big fat cock’s,house.

  • chainchomp

    i really don’t think that they are really making fun of her because she is just starting out and she isn’t very good blah blah blah…….its really the fact that pornstars try to do other things to show that they are talented and insightful people so they delude themselves with all the other bullshit that everyone who wants to fuck said porn star has pumped into them (no pun intended). in reality they still are and always be nothing but a cum dumpster.

    • Mouthful of Precious Stones

      nothing wrong with a cum dumpster

      • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

        Is this suppose to make me cry? Hahaha

  • that guy

    lol “Necroshine off the album Bring me the Night”

    seriously, get your facts straight biotch

    • Sacajawea

      Yea, I was like “What the fuck?” She claims she’s a huge fan and then says something like that. Maybe this is a big joke to see how aggrivated all the metal heads get.

      • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

        Yeah you’re right.I’m not a real fan cause I got that wrong.You win one of my pornos.Just get me on youtube

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jerry-Nafe/1112656739 Jerry Nafe

    This video was a waste of time.

    Oh and I kinda like the new underoath.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    I like apples.

  • iolanach

    She’s hot.

    She’s got pretty damn good taste in music.

    I’d do her in a second.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

      >hot

      >i’d do her

      :I

  • http://jimsfear.blogspot.com/ ferocious_fetus

    I like her. She’s not as screwy as that tweaked out Danzig hag from the Mother video.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      i don’t know who that chickis.But I am pretty fucked up.But at least i know I am.1 bad car accident and I’v been wacky ever since.Though I am harmless.

  • nofilter

    I can’t believe some people actually jerk off to trashy stanks like this. The fake blond hair, ridiculous implants and face that’s been ravaged by years of cumshots/drugs/abuse/tanning beds just make her look sad and damaged. Maybe her dad didn’t hug her enough … or hugged her too much.

    • legato

      HAHAHA i’d go with the “hugged her too much” one

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      This is awesome! If u haven’t heard,I am publishing a book with my most bizarre comments.THIS made the book! I actually don’t have daddys issues.Surprisingly enough! If antidepressants are considered drugs..I abuse them often.I am always amazed that stupid men jack off to my skanky ass.

  • mchammered

    Huh I actually think she seems pretty cool… I would hang out with her.. have a beer wtf? I have a hot girlfriend…. but honestly think she is entertaining… is it just me ha ha?

    • Cryzthormagnusian

      “have a beer wtf?”

      wtf?

      • grymboner

        I think he meant “have a beer, why the fuck not?”

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      thank you.I’d say I am entertaining too.I make vids like this for a reaction.A good laugh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Tims/1313713879 Bobby Tims

    what

  • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

    Notice how there aren’t any negative comments on Youtube? She must be VERY busy moderating them.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      I’m not too busy doing so.I don’t get THAT many comments.But thank you! It just pisses the fuck out of people when I don’t add negative ones.But you can send them personally and I will read it.Unless you just want everyone else to read them.Am I suppose to be sad or offended at your comment?This is great! My friends and I are laughing so fucking hard.Almost as hard as my boyfriends big cock.

  • metal_viking

    I like her taste in music but she doesnt need to scream it to the world bad attention isnt always the best but to people like that all they want is to be known that sucks

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      The minute I did porn in 1999 I was aiming for bad attention.I did the good attention thing prior to this.

  • Kuranes

    1) She has decent taste in music.
    2) She is trying to learn to play an instrument.
    3) She is not afraid to risk embarassment by posting her attempts on YouTube.

    She should be encouraged by her fellow metal fans, not ridiculed.

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      thank you! You know those stuck up girls that would never talk to the fat,ugly metalhead at a concert? That’s not me.I have alot of metalhead friends that still live w their parents.I don’t turn my nose at them.

  • Ben

    Wow she is tiny. She makes that tiny Les Paul (knockoff) Look enormous! Even Brett Favres dick would look big on film with her!

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      4’10 my dear!

  • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

    This is awesome! You guys are hilarious.I happen to have a sense of humor.Did u really take me seriously? I was having fun. I saw Overkill play recently and It was a pleasure to meet them for the 3rd time.They happened to see this vid before we met.And they had a very sweet response.I’m just a fan like some of you.If I cared what people think,I wouldn’t have made this video.I was fucked up as hell in this video! Good times.For the record,that’s a spray tan.My skin is as soft as a baby’s butt.If you all wanna chat,you can get me on youtube.For those who had the typical things to say about a former porn actress,ya think I haven’t heard them before?So I fucked on film for $.At least I support myself.I am not ashamed of who I was,or who I am today.Have a fierce Xmas bitches,xoxo Neesa Thanks for posting this,I’v sent my viewers to your site ;)

    • http://www.neesaxxx.com/blog Neesa

      p.s. It would be my pleasure to have a column on your website.If it weren’t for my viewers guiding me to this post,I wouldn’t have heard of your site.Hot me up.Anything for the metal community.I hope your viewers lighten up and stop taking shit so seriously.Relax bitches.