SHOULD METAL FANS BE OFFENDED THAT OCEANO GAVE AWAY AN IPAD?

Friday, November 12th, 2010 at 11:00am by

So Oceano recently held a contest to help promote their new album, Contagion, in which the winner got an iPad. And of all the things that Oceano have ever done to offend me — well, really just the one thing, which is make horrible, horrible music — it never even would have occurred to me that this contest prize might be questionable in and of itself.

Yet Shane Mehling at The Deciblog makes this very argument in a recent post:

“Now I’m not typing this on a Smith-Corona, nor am I calling my parents on rotary phone, but come on, what in the fuck does a $500 Scarlet Letter of yuppie scum have to do with extreme metal? Why not just let the lucky winner flip through the latest copy of Sky Mall and pick out their favorite bluetooth foot massager? I understand record labels need new ways to get people to pick up albums but this seems so incredibly antithetical to what metal has at least facilely promoted since its inception.”

I’m honestly not sure how I feel about this. I take Mehling’s point; an iPad, awesome though it may be, really has fuck-all to do with metal, which is supposed to be a music of the proletariat (who presumably do not spend much of their income lining Steve Jobs’ pockets). Another way to look at it, though, is that Oceano have now rewarded a faithful pleb with a cool gift he or she might otherwise not be able to afford.

And besides, I’ve never been to an Oceano concert, but I’d wager that the better part of their audience already owns iPhones, or equivalent gizmos; in other words, we might be fooling ourselves to think Oceano fans ever fell outside the category of “yuppie scum.” Oceano isn’t exactly Napalm Death, y’know?

Read the rest of Mehling’s post here (I’m especially a fan of the final paragraph), then weigh in with your thoughts below. Should the prize for a metal-themed contest actively promote the alleged ideals of metal music, or it is a-okay to give away a shiny new toy everyone now and again?

-AR

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  • http://sebastian.linnet@gmail.com NIgguh

    Talk about overreacting.

  • http://www.schenkeltown.com Schenkeltown

    oceano sound the same as every other cookie monster death metal band that people on this site drool over.

    who gives a shit. i’m guessing the person that one the i-pad isn’t offended.

    if it was daath that were doing this, axl would be talking about how cool it is.

    …and no, i don’t really even like oceano

    • http://sebastian.linnet@gmail.com NIgguh

      “if it was daath that were doing this, axl would be talking about how cool it is.” – excactly. not cool guys.

      • masterjake5000

        Sooo fucking true… talk about favoritism.

        • Trux

          This right here !

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    All I can think is, ‘wow, that ad looks suspiciously like it’s loaded with a virus.’

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    Please. If Shane MEHling’s boss at Decibel said they were going to offer a free iPad to a random new subscriber to encourage new subscriptions, he’d think it was a great idea.

    Independent record labels need to come up with ways to encourage physical sales of their albums. If that’s not “extreme” enough or “metal” enough for this guy, let’s see how he feels when Earache (or Relapse or any other big metal indie) goes out of business.

    • Glorious Johnson

      it would be more metal if you went out of business. gtfo

      • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

        tr00

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Kruk/520503461 Josh Kruk

    I cant stand this band but there is absolutely nothing wrong with this promotion. its called marketing. In a climate where no one buys CDs bands have every right to try something to create buzz and engage with their fans. Its also narrow minded to say metal is the “music of the proletariat.”

  • Israel

    seriously, epic non issue.

  • Djurico

    Oh no an iPad. The world must be coming to an end.

  • BumpItCharlie

    Really? How the hell can someone get mad because a band gave a fan a fucking awesome piece of technology? It’s not metal? That’s one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever heard. Should they give away and axe that was used to slaughter children that still has the blood on it? Is that metal enough?
    Some people are so fucking stupid about what metal should be. How come metal isn’t just about the music and release that that music gives you? Why do you have to conform (which I thought was what metal was against) to what certain people consider to be “metal.” If you don’t like the band, and I’m not a fan of Oceano, don’t listen to their music. Don’t think of just any dumb fucking reason to complain about them not being metal just to get your jollys.
    Fucking people are idiots these days.
    And, by the way, if I had the money I would LOVE to buy and Ipad. Those things are cool as shit!

  • C

    Whining about whether something is metal is definitely not metal. Everything else is fair game as far as I’m concerned.

  • http://www.theoppositionmachine.wordpress.com the opposition machine

    i normally love shane’s rants but i thought that one was off point…i dunno…maybe im just yuppie scum now

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I think it’s been a long time since someone who listened to metal is lame for owning an iPad. Metal is for whoever wants to listen to it now. This isn’t the 1980s anymore, for fuck’s sake.

  • Douchechill

    Metalsucks Version. Lame.Noonecares.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cameron-Davis/1598640014 Cameron Davis

    It’s a damn marketing strategy dude. It’s not like the band is really changing their sound or tossing a auto-tuner into the mix to sell more CDs… I know you don’t like what they play, but an iPad is nothing to complain about.

  • Brian Roach

    nothing to add except that i agree, this is totally a non-issue, it’s a marketing promotion, and the IPad isn’t exactly something that only ‘yuppie scum’ use. dumb argument, dumb thing to get worked up about!

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    Pretty sure Oceano’s fanbase’s maximum age is somewhere around 16.

  • Conrad

    It’s been my experience that Metal fans tend to be interested in gadgets and gizmos. Among my own friends and acquaintances that are interested in harder music, most of those guys n’ gals have built their own computers, own smart phones with unlimited data plans, own an iPod, and are bugged relentlessly by family members for tech support.

    As a lot of record companies need every single sale, it makes complete sense to offer an incentive. If you were already interested in Oceano’s new album, the chance at an iPad only sweetens the deal. You see this kind of thing hoping to boost sales in every other market, why not with music?

    That being said, I don’t like Oceano and don’t want an iPad. If I pick up an album, it’s because I want to hear it and if I win a new car because if it – Hell, I’ll take it. Regardless of how “Metal” it is, wouldn’t you?

    Really, this just shows how much of a flash in the pan Oceano is. If you need something like this to boost your sales, your product probably sucks.

    TL;DR: Non issue.

  • treghet

    This does not matter. Pointless post.

  • Steve

    this as generic as it gets. cookie cutter vocals are fucking annoying as fuck. why do people listen to this garbage. this aint no deathmetal.

    • masterjake5000

      They probably listen to it because they like it.

      Deep gutteral vocals…Check.

      Guitars… Check.

      Bass… Check.

      Drums (Blastbeat craziness)… Check.

      Sounds like death metal to me. Meets the ol guidelines.

  • Insomnivore

    The Asian kid who made it has probably thrown himself from the factory roof so that’s kinda Metal I guess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raphael-Pinsker/28400447 Raphael Pinsker

    Since when is Oceano metal? Last time I checked, on metal archives, deathcore wasn’t an acceptable form of metal.

  • Sickboy666

    “music of the proletariat”???

    Aw, c’mon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Sharktopus-Nutter/1418565949 Austin Sharktopus Nutter

      We’re starting to sound like Anus.com a little.

  • Gecko

    Yeah dude, nothing here that hasn’t been said before. This is barely a post. Plenty of bands give away free shit with CDs, either T-shirts, autographed gear, and I remember that big contest when Wrath came out where one of the prizes was LOG coming over for a BBQ (which I desperately would’ve loved to win…). This is just a more advanced prize. And as for not lining the pockets of Steve Jobs or Bill Gates or anyone…I’m looking at my desk right now and have a Blackberry, iPod, cell phone, and have XBOX at home, and I sincerely doubt I’m the only one on this blog with those things. Big damn deal.

  • kmfcm

    What label is Oceano on again?

    I’m just gonna chalk this up to “slow news day”

    Trendy band gives away trendy gadget. . . . .what’s weird about that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Layzell/620458119 Alex Layzell

    Not everything in metal has to be dominated by what else is metal. I might not like Oceano too much, but with C.D. sales dwindling the market needs to be more creative in how to combat this, and giving in Ipad is a very ingenious method of doing so, kudos to them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

    What is an Ipad?
    the Ipod’s wife or what?

    • huntermc

      An iPad is a new high-tech collaboration between Apple and Tampax for the most sophisticated absorption of monthly vaginal menstrual discharge. It even will send a text message to your iPhone to tell you when it is saturated and needs to be changed!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

        Thats really cool, pre-ordering now!

  • huntermc

    Seriously, I don’t have any problem with a band giving this away. Seeing as their audience is mostly teenagers, an iPad is a perfect giveaway for their crowd.

    My only complaint – where is the “no purchase necessary” option? I though that was a legal requirement in most states.

  • Aaron R A

    ….This is really fucking stupid.

  • Tim p.

    iPads are for wankers.

    Sent from my iPad

  • DieByTheChord

    Trick question: was the album art made by a retarded 12-year-old or an Oceano fan?

    • http://www.dustypeterson.net Dusty P.

      Neither, it was made by me. I’m 31. I’ve been a professional artist for about 11 years in various fields (video games, concept art, and illustration), but have only just recently started doing album covers.

      I’m sorry that you don’t like the art.
      I think that I captured what the band wanted with their album concept to the best of my abilities, but unfortunately art is subjective and everyone has different tastes.

      Maybe next time! Thanks for the feedback.

      • sacredchao

        I think the art is pretty rad. Certainly better than the music contained within.

    • SP420

      LOLOLOL FUCKING OWNED

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      You just got schooled.

  • Brendan

    Scene bros gotta play Angry Birds too.

  • Matt

    Looks like you fucked up on this one Axl as the general posts indicate that:

    A. People don’t fucking care what they give away.

    B. People think this post is very lame and pointless

    You know most people on this site probably own an ipod or an ipod touch (which is basically the same thing anyways)….So does that mean we’re all “yuppie scum”? I’m poor as shit but I still own a 32gb ipod touch….And I fucking love the thing. Also I’m sure there are plenty of metal fans that are in the business world that could find much use with an ipad without being concerned about being “trendy”. I hate apple because I think their shit is overpriced but it’s hard to argue that they don’t make good, easy to use, and reliable products.

    If you hate/despise an ipad so much and win it you can sell it and buy whatever “relevant metal” shit you want with it. Basically think of it as a really interactive gift card that you have to sell first.

    After stupid posts like this I’m really starting to understand why old posters like grover and ziltoid are very rarely seen on this site anymore. Articles like this are the equivalent of fox news making a big deal about the stupidest little things which they do pretty well. I really do like this site but you gotta step it up.

    I’m sure I’m taking this way out of context but I just had to vent.

    • Sickboy666

      Nailed it.

  • The New Era Of Marketing

    This was most definitely a marketing tactic to boost pre-sales… not a fan of Oceano or most of what Earache puts out these days, but being that NO ONE in the industry regardless of years of experience, knows what’s going to work these days… hopefully this worked for them. Sad state of affairs in metal though, when labels have to resort to giving away a $500 piece of technology JUST to sell enough copies to make their numbers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    i’m more offended that they exist.

  • What-A-Waste

    Whoever wrote this is an idiot. You’re an idiot, blogger. I bet you wrote this on your IPad.

  • The I

    This is why I pirate all of my music– I’m just trying to keep metal honest, sticking to my roots. Come on, guys.

  • http://slowlyweblog.wordpress.com Baldish

    The Devil Wears Prada had a contest for an Ipad too….

  • Deven James McCoy

    seriously… do you people actually give a fuck? haha this is pathetic. And I’m saying that just because I’m an Oceano fan… this whole argument is stupid, whether you like Oceano or not. Point is we’re discussing whether or not a band giving away an iPad is un-metal. I personally don’t give a shit.

  • BruisedMetal

    I want an iPad but I dont want the oceano album

  • Daniel field

    Hahaha this is the dumbest article I have ever read. How are ipads metal or not? Fucking hell – people are so shit

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mal-Tony/100000192488833 Mal Tony

    Complaining about this is like a child complaining because their brother/sister got a better toy than them.
    Grow up.
    Also, I have to discredit this whole site as a legit metal site on account of having an ad for the Attack Attack! tour featuring: Pierce the Veil, In Fear and Faith, Emmure, and some other shitty band.
    Oceano rules.

  • beck b

    I love oceano, and the promotion idea..Not just because i won…Earache is a well built metal company. if you dont like it then stfu. You dont need to go cry about it and blog like a little pussy..Get a REAL job, asshole.