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SEBASTIAN BACH BIT A BARTENDER

  • Axl Rosenberg
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SEBASTIAN BACH BIT A BARTENDER

Oh, Sebastian Bach. I love you so much right now, I can’t even begin to tell you.

From QMI Agency:

Rock and heavy metal singer Sebastian Bach has been charged with assault after a wine glass was smashed at a downtown bar and a staff member bitten, police say.

Police said a man was at Riley’s Old Towne Pub early Monday morning when he got into a dispute with the staff and was asked to leave at 12:02 a.m.

He walked to the door carrying a glass of wine, police said, and when he was told he couldn’t leave with it he threw it at the front doors, shattering the glass.

Police said a staff member restrained him until officers arrived, and while they waited a scuffle ensued and the man bit him on his left hand.

When officers searched him they found 1.95 grams of marijuana.

I know some assholes will try to blame this on the weed, but let’s be real. Weed is pretty much last the substance in the world that will ever, ever make anyone behave violently. No, I suspect Sebitchin bit the dude because he was drunk, and upset that he’s not such a huge rockstar anymore that people will just put up with his shit, and, oh yeah, he has been, is, and will continue to be a major asshole.

And that’s too bad, ’cause motherfucker has a great set of pipes, but… holy shit, he bit someone? What a prissy way to fight. Makes you wonder if he tried to pull anyone’s hair or poke ’em in the eye or scratch ’em with his nails. If you’re gonna be a total dick and fight with a bar staff because they asked you to vacate the premises, at least close your fingers and make a fist like a man, y’know?

Oh well. I guess we should just be grateful that he didn’t throw the bottle at a person, like he did back in ’89.

-AR

[via Metal Insider]

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