THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN’S JEFF TUTTLE IS NOT A FAN OF FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010 at 3:30pm by

A reader calling himself “sojdsaoj pkpkpas” — which I believe, coincidentally, is also the name of a band currently featured on the “Cats on the Keyboard” tour along with Jumalhämärä, Malhkebre, and Knwøgfpieπbgejsfna[f9 — sent us the below photos of The Dillinger Escape Plan guitarist Jeff Tuttle standing on-stage during Forever the Sickest Kid’s set at the Soundwave Festival in Australia earlier this year. I don’t know if these have been floating around for awhile or what, but it’s the first time we’re seeing ‘em.

Of course, Mr. Tuttle’s behavior is incredibly rude, childish, and downright unprofessional.

It is also the single best piece of music criticism I have encountered in recent memory.

I like your style, Jeff Tuttle.

-AR

  • BC

    Yet another reason to love The Dillinger Escape Plan!

    • Moose

      Damn straight, sir.

    • Vinsanity

      oh holy shit this is so funny. never heard sickest kids’ music but its prob core/emo crap. i wonder what the bands reaction to this was, and if this is in fact a joke between the bands or not. there is a difference between the persona of metal and the making of metal. these guys may look it, but theyre posers. just like i would call all the tools wearing dc, burton merch posers when they dont skateboard/snowboard. i hate these fucking trends. i used to be teased by the “thugs” for wearing that shit, now its the cool thing, and everyone does it for that reason. not because they have convictions as human beings, but because they are fucking sheep. products. objects.

  • Cory

    Real Talk.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Breivogel/1040171917 Matt Breivogel

      from a nigga from the block

  • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

    What a douche, FTSK’s fans are 99% teenage girls under 16. Why rain on their parade with this ‘truer than thou’ nonsense? Just let them have a good time, they don’t care who DEP is or what they think of FTSK. Other than the singer, who’s kind of a dick, the kids in FTSK are very, very nice, too.

    Also, FTSK’s songwriting is fucking BRILLIANT (although I believe Jeff Rockwell writes their songs, not the band). He should take notes, maybe DEP would be more popular.

    • cougar party

      I agree. I’ve never listen to FTSK, but even if they suck donkey dick going on their stage and holding up that sign is a big douche move.

    • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

      u mad?

    • Dirtman73

      Wha? You’re confusing talent with popularity there mister.

      You know who else has outside parties write their songs for them? Country singers and pop stars. Nuff said.

      • chainchomp

        has anyone thought of the idea that maybe he is just fucking with them and giving them shit? i mean there has to be a story here other than FTSK are horrible. maybe DEP tried to get dips on that nerf commercial and are pissed that FTSK got it instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHQBvOmZbnw

      • Double D

        I’m not really quite sure what your point is here. Not trying to be a dick, it just kinda went by me, dirtman.

        • Dirtman73

          D is claiming (I think) that songwriting and popularity is what sets the two bands apart. He also mentioned that FTSK doesn’t write their own music. My point is this: bands and artists that don’t bother to write their own music as the types of people who ultimately can’t be bothered (or aren’t talented enough) to invest time and patience in crafting it themselves. I primarily despise country music not because the music sucks, but because 90% of country artists engage professional songwriters to do everything for them but sing the fucking song.

          It would be like Metallica basing their career around releasing nothing but covers or songs written by one of their roadies. Who the hell would respect that?

          Anyway, calling FTSK songs “brilliant” is entirely subjective.

          • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

            Well, Garage Days *is* their best album…

          • M.

            Ummm…the history of popular music is rife with examples of transcendent artists who did not write all, or sometimes any, of the songs that they performed. Most classical music is performed by (often great) artists who had nothing whatsoever to do with its genesis. There is artistry to be found in songwriting and composition, and artistry to be found in performance. Sometimes those two things go together, but to demand that they do is an arbitrary sort of standard. And a largely meaningless one, when it comes to the simple enjoyment of the music.

      • http://twitter.com/stuffuwillhate Sergeant D

        Nah dude, you’re just blinded by hate. Listen to ‘underdog alma mater,’ the songwriting is incredible. You don’t have to LIKE it, but if you can’t recognize that those are brilliant poppy-rock songs, you aren’t listening with an open mind.

        Also, they’re not all that popular.

        • http://www.myspace.com/barbelzoa Lordassenfroth

          seems to me that thinking your the authority on whats brilliant is not exactly thinking “with an open mind”.

        • vikingfromhell890

          When I was in high school (2-3 years ago), they were really popular. But like every other trendy “pop-punk” band, no one listens to them anymore. They all moved to more aggressive music, such as Attack Attack and A Day to Remember, who will be forgotten in 1-2 years.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Travis-Downey/541071247 Travis Downey

            And another thing, going back to what you said Sgt. D; “Also, FTSK’s songwriting is fucking BRILLIANT (although I believe Jeff Rockwell writes their songs, not the band).” It doesn’t matter if FTSK have catchy, “wonderfully” written songs, if they didn’t write “their” songs, they have lost all credibility, to me at least, as musicians.

          • Siril

            More agressive muisc? Such as A Day to Remember? Seriously, everyone knows that ADTR sucks, and the last thing they are is agressive! Though I would be awfully glad if people forgot them, then we never had to listen to their music again :)

          • http://myspace.com/msrp Nic Heidt

            @Travis Downey
            So, by your reckoning, all classical musicians are shitty and have no talent. Let’s see you play a Rachmaninoff.

          • lol wut?

            @Travis Downey
            FTSK do write their own songs, maybe you should check their CDs before you start running your mouth.

  • Dirtman73

    Yep, he’s right.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

    LOL

  • Different Drummer

    I hope this is just an inside joke between the bands. If not, then Tuttle’s just a dick. No class at all.

    • http://myspace.com/msrp Nic Heidt

      Agreed.

  • jadedkid

    i can’t believe people are coming out in support of FTSK. Who gives a shit if Tuttle’s an asshole. He plays GUITAR in THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN. A band that in despite of tons of line up changes, continues to release albums superior to the vast majority of other releases. He should have come out with a flame thrower instead of a sign. I MAD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cleber-Monteiro/100000392246968 Cleber Monteiro

    You have to admit,dude’s gotta have some balls to do that LoL

  • fightingmike

    Has Dillinger ever cared about class? No! I love this type of shit even more than their past two records!

  • Lucifersmile

    Meh, I’ve played with A LOT of bands I hated. Just go back to the bus have a smoke or something and STFU. I think anyone whose ever played in a band has seen shitty bands from day 1 almost daily. I mean, we had a band open up for us once who just played the opening to Sweet Child O Mine over and over for 7 minutes. You just have to laugh and have a drink.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Schafer/40902026 Joseph Schafer

    Has nobody noticed that DEP’s entire career has been centered around being assholes. Read their lyrics. It’s essentially tongue-in-cheek rape-rock, and the live show is just them hurting themselves while being amazing live performers.

    None of that’s a criticism, by the way. They do their own man-love thing and rock it well.

    The point is, when a man’s amazing career is basically a giant sign reading ‘I’m an asshole’ why bat an eyelash when that man is an asshole? Good for him, more pwoer to the assholes.

  • jethr0skull

    Haaaaa best shit all day. I’m not tellin the story but dep did som shit on stage back in the Milwaukee days I won’t forget.more violent than a pink sign.

  • Metalguy

    So what if he’s a dick? You think he gives a shit about your approval? To paraphrase Greg Weeks, these a manchildren with instruments, not role models

  • Lucifersmile

    DEP blows. Ever have a drummer that loved DEP? I guarantee that they coulnt hold a steady beat for more than 30 seconds.

    • Jon Shue

      musical taste varies person to person, but as a drummer bands like DEP helped me build up some chops, I can’t exactly agree with your opinion, it’s like saying Meshuggah fans can only can only play polyrhythms and not anything straight forward

      I am victim of DEP and incapable of holding any kind of pulse at all, see it for yourself:
      http://www.youtube.com/killthekidandleave

      • Jon Shue

        typing the same thing twice sweet :D

  • http://heavymetalist.com heavymetalist.com

    It was actually Feb 2009 not 2010… Dillinger put on an amazing set that day….

  • Siril

    fucking awesome!

  • The Overmatt

    And people are really surprised by this after how many existing incidents of DEP being assholes there are? At least this one is funny.

    And for the record, I hate DEP’s and FTSK’s music equally.

  • Shawnyouwillhate

    Yes, maybe FTSK should try writing nonsensical riff salad and add distracting gimmicks to their live show in order to be less “bullshit”.

    • The Overmatt

      Thank you. Perfectly summed up everything I hate about DEP.

    • cyrollan

      Whoa, stop the press. This guy doesn’t approve of DEP!!

  • DemonicLemming

    One bullshit band calling another band bullshit?

    The ironing is spectacular.

    • Trux

      This !

    • Moltanic

      “The ironing is spectacular”

      XD Well if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black. You might wanna try re reading your posts man.

      • DemonicLemming

        It was intentional…you’ve never heard “ironing” used instead of “ironic” (intentionally, as is the case of someone using “minus whale” or “for all intensive purposes” in context of making fun of stupid people)?

        • Krome

          Give it up, jackass; you’ve already failed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Joseph-Bailey/656942432 Adam Joseph Bailey

    Dep sucks. Bunch of butt hurt losers. Classless assholes.

  • A

    Fuck Yeah Jeff! Ya’ll can’t tell me there isn’t a band you’ve wanted to do this for. I would love to do this at an IWABO concert.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Neil-Forrest-Nalley/1396964302 Neil Forrest Nalley

    What were they doing in the sameplace at the same time. That festival must have blew.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Annette/1443967259 Dylan Annette

    FTSK is going to die when the scene kid fad dies off…or they get to be 30. one or the other

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Benecasa/1267291022 Jake Benecasa

    This just further solidifies my undying, non-homosexual love for TDEP. Easily one of the best bands around and a group of seriously cool, down to earth guys (obviously with a good taste in music).

  • ittoa666

    This is full of win. I love them even more now.