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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH PRIZE PACKAGE

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Last week’s photo was funny in and of itself, but leave it to MetalSucks readers to alternately ruin the fun and make me laugh even harder. There were some choice entries — the obvious “sweep picking” reference was a giant meatball lobbed up into the air — but in the end I had to go with the following as the winning entry for the entire Rammstein catalog (even though that large body of water in the background is clearly a lake, if not the ocean):

  • Steve: “Party foul…. You never wear the t-shirt of the river you are about to swim in.”

A++++ would do business with again! Great job, Steven.

This week we’re giving away a prize package from German technical metallers War From A Harlots Mouth, who you might remember as the band I dubbed “the wonton soup of tech-deathcore.” The prize package includes a limited edition CD of their new album MMX, a vinyl of the same, and a t-shirt. The rules as per usual: just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)!


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