2010: THE CAT’S IN THE BAG AND THE BAG’S IN THE RIVER

Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 2:00pm by

We bid fuck off to 2010 tonight ,and that’s sad cuz this year contained the last days of  Type O Negative’s Peter Steele and metal’s Babe Ruth, Ronnie James Dio. We also have to prematurely turn the page on Paul Gray of Slipknot (see you in lefty heaven, dude), Bay Area legend Debbie Abono, and Makh Daniels from Early Graves. It’s like we’re leaving them behind in ’10 and will be forced to forge a path beyond 2011 without their support. What a rip-off.

Okay, this is turning into a real bummer and, worse, it’s redundant to our oft-blubbery reportage of these deaths and others. But today, let’s quickly acknowledge that outside of the MetalSucks coverage umbrella fell the passings of two friends of metal, actor Tony Curtis and filmmaker Satoshi Kon. Curtis may’ve been a marquee leading man and master of frantic comedy in the ’60s, but he first delivered the single greatest, metallist, brilliantest line of dialogue in the history of cinema in 1957′s The Sweet Smell of Success (see headline). Even Mike Patton and Tomahawk made it the refrain of their jam “Laredo” (above, at 1:40). Which is odd cuz that album also has a track named “Sweet Smell of Success.”

Then there’s Satoshi Kon, whose mind-mangling 13-part series Paranoia Agent is one of those works that metal people can love for its non-damning treatment of outsider fuck-ups and its flip, fatalist depiction of mankind’s collective narcissism. It brings to bear the desolate panic of Hitchcock, Lynch’s themes of futile struggle against unfathomable evil, and inevitable dead-end violence, as found in Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors. Which is odd, cuz the star of that movie reminds me of Mike Patton.

Cheers everybody! See you back here in 2011!

-ADF

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Burton/784250631 Dan Burton

    Cheers Metalsucks.

    Thanks for doing what you do.

    Happy New Year.

    Lots to look forward to in the world of metal in 2011 new Morbid Angel, Will Haven, Crowbar, Brutal Truth being the biggies that I’m looking forward to. I’m also finally going to get to see At The Gates at Bloodstock in August. Result.

    I will be bunkering down with cans of food whilst the British social uprising occurs around me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

    Tomahawk was practically booed off stage when I saw them in 2002 opening for Tool. They sound awful lol.

    • KC

      Obviously not a Mike Patton fan, otherwise you’d realize that they guy, while yes a great musician, really enjoys getting a rise out of crowds and just basically pissing them off. The boos make him want to perform longer just to be an ass.

      Anyone who has ever see Mr. Bungle live knows what I’m talking about.

      • mynutz

        Mike Pattons worst>>>>>>>>>>Tool’s best

  • Kazz

    Paranoia Agent was pretty cool. Didn’t know that the creator had died.

    Happy new year to all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Ashley/894695456 Justin Ashley

    Indeed a sad year. Dio/Steel dying really blew ass. I don’t think I’ve ever actually been so upset at two people I never knew dying.

  • WowWee!

    Who was that awesome psychedelic drummer that passed in 2010. I can’t for the life of me remember but MS here covered him for like a week and I forgot the badass dudes name.

    • Tim p.

      The Twisted Sister guy? The Eric Johnson guy? The You Say Party! we Say Die! guy?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

    I finally watched Tony Curtis in THE BOSTON STRANGLER. Even though he does not appear in the entire first hour of the movie, his Albert DeSalvo is easily one of the most disturbing on-screen (and in real life, of course) villains ever. RIP, TC.

  • kmfcm

    Kon was the last person in anime doing anything worth anything.
    Anime is officially over.